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2009 NFL Playoffs Thread
« on: January 03, 2009, 04:06:21 PM »
I realize that most of you pansies are still pussyhurt that the Cowflaggots missed the post-season, but so far the Cardinals look pretty damn sharp... including what seems to be a rejuvenated James at RB.
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 04:14:21 PM »
And just as you would expect, as soon as I post the above, Arizona promptly goes two straight three and out.
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2009, 04:21:06 PM »
How in the Starkville did JP Sports/Lincoln Financial/Raycom Tom Hammond get in the position to call an NFL playoff game?

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2009, 04:23:24 PM »
How in the Starkville did JP Sports/Lincoln Financial/Raycom Tom Hammond get in the position to call an NFL playoff game?

Chris Collinsworth more than makes up for Hammond doing play-by-play.
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 04:38:43 PM »
Chris Collinsworth more than makes up for Hammond doing play-by-play.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2009, 04:56:58 PM »
I wonder if Edgerrin James cries himself to sleep every night for leaving Indy.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009, 05:12:12 PM »
did he leave or did they cut him

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 05:15:12 PM »
did he leave or did they cut him
Signed as a FA with Arizona.
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 05:19:03 PM »
That may be the luckiest fumble recovery and return for a TD that I've ever seen.
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2009, 05:35:54 PM »
Houston just got away with a mugging

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2009, 05:36:38 PM »
Ryan will still lead Atlanta back to a win in this game. The Cards will realized that they are indeed Arizona.
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2009, 05:41:31 PM »
I for one am rooting strongly against Atlanta.

I'm so sick of the ESPN love Atlanta gets.  The obvious sucking up, pandering, and dry humping of that team makes me want to fart.

All I ever hear when I turn on ESPN is how Matt Ryan should be the MVP.  Matt Ryan this; Matt Ryan that.

Meanwhile Joe Flacco from friggin Delaware is having a just as good, if not better year, and gets no love.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2009, 05:45:25 PM »

NAME    CMP    ATT    YDS    CMP% YDS/A LNG TD    TD%    INT    INT% SACK YDS    RAT
Matt Ryan    265    434    3440    61.1   7.93      70    16    3.7    11    2.5    17    104    87.7

Joe Flacco    257    428    2971    60.0    6.94      70    14    3.3    12    2.8    32    276    80.3

about the same.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2009, 06:10:59 PM »
Excessive celebration penalty, simulating a donkey punch.

I've now seen everything there is to see.
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2009, 06:38:28 PM »
Ha ha...suck it, Blank.  Suck it long, and suck it hard.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2009, 06:40:32 PM »
Ryan will still lead Atlanta back to a win in this game. The Cards will realized that they are indeed Arizona.

Thank you, kind sir!  You are both a gentleman and a scholar.
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2009, 07:00:15 PM »
Thank you, kind sir!  You are both a gentleman and a scholar.
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I do what I can.  :beer:
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2009, 10:05:10 PM »
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2009, 10:07:16 PM »
Word.  Chargers ball on Colts 38, 1:48 left after the colts punt frm their own endzone.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2009, 10:07:52 PM »
Gates is a hoss

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2009, 10:08:12 PM »
gates again

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2009, 10:11:56 PM »
I don't understand the spike with :54 left. 
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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2009, 10:18:51 PM »
Don't really know what Indy is doing here at the end - either throw it up deep or just take a knee.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2009, 10:20:17 PM »
And now we get to see yet another game decided by the ridiculous stupidity that is NFL "sudden death" overtime.

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Re: NFL Playoffs Thread?
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2009, 10:27:41 PM »
The chargers may be better off trading LT for a 2nd/3rd rounder and keeping sproles.

 

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