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Offline chittlins

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Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:50:43 PM »
who would replace him.

Well, this poster at Rivals has some tasty troll bait:

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2014, 05:53:04 PM »
this will never happen. 
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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2014, 05:58:36 PM »
That would set the booth back ten years, or would it move it forward  :dude1:

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2014, 05:58:52 PM »
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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2014, 05:59:16 PM »
this will never happen.

oh, I know but what a trainwreck it would be.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2014, 06:01:16 PM »
Gotdamn Jimmy Sexton. Nutt would probably pay Keef a small salary to get to act like a big dog in Arkansas, again.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2014, 06:05:59 PM »
It's the perfect outcome for those who listen to radio.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2014, 06:12:07 PM »
Why would the SMU coach want to call Razorback games. Makes no sense.
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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2014, 06:19:40 PM »
Think of the LOLZ!

LET'S DO THIS!
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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 06:19:58 PM »
Those plays just come atcha so fast, it's hard to get the color commentary right.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 06:51:21 PM »
He's such a Razorback at heart he left in the middle of the night to go to Okie State. The stupidity of 50% of fricking humanity makes me wish they would be hit by a semi.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 07:29:22 PM »
It's the perfect outcome for those who listen to radio.


I can imagine it driving more people to go to the games or sit in front of the television more instead having to listen to Chuckles and Hootie call a game. I would pray for the deer hunters.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2014, 07:32:42 PM »
Only if he also did the post-game call in show also. That thin skinned bastard would be crying before the Woopig faithful finished with him.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 07:41:51 PM »
Why would the SMU coach want to call Razorback games. Makes no sense.

Well obviously he wouldn't be coaching at SMU after the bidding war for his services is won by radio.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 09:16:13 PM »
Only if he also did the post-game call in show also. That thin skinned bastard would be crying before the Woopig faithful finished with him.
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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 09:22:27 PM »
It was actually a pretty ingenious troll, but that guy spends so much time trolling nobody believes his posts.

He has the Aggies all fired up on the Mainboard because he came out and said they are overrated and we would win.  They are the most easily screwed with fanbase in history.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 09:34:59 PM »
I hate Houston Nutt.  But for some reason I wish this would happen.
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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2014, 09:35:31 PM »
Prayers for our ears.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 09:40:34 PM »
I'd like to see Hootie get hired by the deaf station.

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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2014, 09:59:28 PM »
And i suppose Hootie would uncage Mush Mouf Danny to be his sideline reporter.
There would be some karma there if he replaced "critical critical" Quinn Grovey, the original jackass who brought Nutt here in the first place.
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Re: Say, if Keef Jackson retired at the end of the year....
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2014, 10:09:54 PM »
It was actually a pretty ingenious troll, but that guy spends so much time trolling nobody believes his posts.

He has the Aggies all fired up on the Mainboard because he came out and said they are overrated and we would win.  They are the most easily screwed with fanbase in history.

Folks have been giving them grief over the heroics of the pretend soldier protecting that bitch of theirs. There is a legit hypothetical on that, what if the SMU player was injured by his actions? Time to ditch the bitch.

 

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