Author Topic: What happened to the semi weekly Detention report? *: (Read 2024769 times)

capnthog · « **Reply #100 on:** February 03, 2009, 09:56:56 PM »

Quote from: AlpharettaHog on February 03, 2009, 12:52:16 PM

My father owned a liquor store near Barton Coliseum back in the day, and I met several of the Miss Wild Irish Roses in my pre-teen years.

That's all I've got to add to this story.

I'm sure we shopped there when we were 18.

Too Big Pig · « **Reply #101 on:** February 03, 2009, 10:00:52 PM »

Quote from: AlpharettaHog on February 03, 2009, 12:52:16 PM

My father owned a liquor store near Barton Coliseum back in the day, and I met several of the Miss Wild Irish Roses in my pre-teen years.

That's all I've got to add to this story.

Check your messages. I may know you.

No, I'm not one of the Miss Wild Irish Roses.

big_pig · « **Reply #102 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:52:08 PM »

Quote from: Too Big Pig on February 03, 2009, 10:00:52 PM

Check your messages. I may know you.

No, I'm not one of the Miss Wild Irish Roses.

BEvERage · « **Reply #103 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:39:37 AM »

good lord
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086406

Hackfuck McDouche · « **Reply #104 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:17:59 PM »

Quote from: capnthog on February 03, 2009, 09:56:56 PM

I'm sure we shopped there when we were 18.

The store is still there as far as I know, but under new ownership.

We got weekly visits from Beverage Control, so I don't know if you shopped there or not.

But, being there on Friday nights when there was a rock concert at Barton was at least a great chance to look at some hot pieces of ass.

FortyMinofPe11 · « **Reply #105 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:51:18 PM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 04, 2009, 10:39:37 AM

good lord
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086406

I'd hit it.

ups_hog · « **Reply #106 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:52:32 PM »

Quote from: FortyMinofPe11 on February 04, 2009, 12:51:18 PM

I'd hit it.

No. She would hit you.

gambler · « **Reply #107 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:59:39 PM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 03, 2009, 01:58:54 PM

i figured it would be bart, first.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086372

Bart probably set her up. fricker

ColdPork · « **Reply #108 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:07:27 PM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 04, 2009, 10:39:37 AM

good lord
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086406

It took a few moments to realize it is a shemale

warface · « **Reply #109 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:02:47 PM »

Who farted?

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086375

BEvERage · « **Reply #110 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:14:02 AM »

marshall foreman
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086443

Hogustus · « **Reply #111 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:44:39 AM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 05, 2009, 09:14:02 AM

marshall foreman
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086443

I never realized Marshall was WHITE.

jhawg05 · « **Reply #112 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:49:32 AM »

Quote from: Hogustus on February 05, 2009, 09:44:39 AM

I never realized Marshall was WHITE.

Looks can be deceiving.

Tanny Bogus · « **Reply #113 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:00:20 AM »

Quote from: warface on February 04, 2009, 04:02:47 PM

Who farted?

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086375

They finally got someone's eye color correct on there. Hilarious.

WPFM · « **Reply #114 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:25:50 AM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 04, 2009, 10:39:37 AM

good lord
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086406

1st_down_streak · « **Reply #115 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:55:24 AM »

Only 23 years old and she already looks like a burnt out, thrice divorced Waffle House waitress.

Remember kids, don't do meth.

Law_Hawg · « **Reply #116 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:57:19 PM »

Quote from: warface on February 04, 2009, 04:02:47 PM

Who farted?

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086375

Sheriff's website there says she's 28.

I think they must've meant 68 or something closer to that.

ColdPork · « **Reply #117 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:06:58 PM »

Quote from: WooPigFlowerMound on February 05, 2009, 10:25:50 AM

I guess the reason we did not sign her to a LOI yesterday is because she did not make her grades?

ups_hog · « **Reply #118 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:15:20 PM »

Quote from: ColdPork on February 05, 2009, 01:06:58 PM

I guess the reason we did not sign her to a LOI yesterday is because she did not make her grades?

She's going to Oxford. Already got her greyshirt on and everything.

WPFM · « **Reply #119 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:28:05 PM »

Quote from: ups_hog on February 05, 2009, 01:15:20 PM

She's going to Oxford. Already got her greyshirt on and everything.

I think her neck tat says "one heatbeat" in American Sign.

BEvERage · « **Reply #120 on:** February 05, 2009, 02:14:43 PM »

Quote from: WooPigFlowerMound on February 05, 2009, 01:28:05 PM

I think her neck tat says "one heatbeat" in American Sign.

i thought it read "make mine garlic"

capnthog · « **Reply #121 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:22:56 PM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 05, 2009, 09:14:02 AM

marshall foreman
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086443

Looks like he could still play.

BEvERage · « **Reply #122 on:** February 09, 2009, 02:35:58 PM »

this lady has a beard. i bet her whisker biscuit is not poppin' fresh.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086620

hogsrunwild · « **Reply #123 on:** February 09, 2009, 02:42:49 PM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 09, 2009, 02:35:58 PM

this lady has a beard. i bet her whisker biscuit is not poppin' fresh.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086620

5'05" and 265 and a beard. F U C K M E

Biff Malibu · « **Reply #124 on:** February 09, 2009, 02:46:33 PM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 09, 2009, 02:35:58 PM

this lady has a beard. i bet her whisker biscuit is not poppin' fresh.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086620

That's a man, baby!