Author Topic: What happened to the semi weekly Detention report? *: (Read 2019338 times)

papermill · « **Reply #150 on:** February 16, 2009, 11:31:36 PM »

Quote from: HumbleHawg on February 16, 2009, 07:13:04 PM

WOW!! That is without a doubt, one of the worst cases of coyote ugly I have ever witnessed.

wonder what you'd get if you bred her with lazy eye dude (aside from the grossest porno in world history if you filmed it)?

1st_down_streak · « **Reply #151 on:** February 16, 2009, 11:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Animal on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM

Leo Propst would agree...if he weren't so fricking drunk.

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Yikes

Molnar.

TC · « **Reply #152 on:** February 17, 2009, 07:01:25 AM »

Quote from: 3rd_down_draw on February 16, 2009, 11:56:03 PM

Molnar?

No, thats not him.

But he did pass through back in November.

notaslibro · « **Reply #153 on:** February 17, 2009, 07:52:37 AM »

Quote from: Animal on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM

Leo Propst would agree...if he weren't so fricking drunk.

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Yikes

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libertyhog · « **Reply #154 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:04:50 AM »

Quote from: BEvERage on February 09, 2009, 02:35:58 PM

this lady has a beard. i bet her whisker biscuit is not poppin' fresh.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4086620

That's not a beard, THIS is a beard.

Obviously the person hitting the M/F button is a little preoccupied sometimes.

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4086961

authorhawgerelli · « **Reply #155 on:** February 17, 2009, 09:04:59 AM »

Quote from: libertyhog on February 17, 2009, 08:04:50 AM

That's not a beard, THIS is a beard.

Obviously the person hitting the M/F button is a little preoccupied sometimes.

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4086961

No that is the bearded lady. Remember, it is the offseason for county fairs, and Cousin Eddie's son who works guessing weights for the circus is in rehab while the bearded lady gets a winter shave to allow for a glorious regrowth for the summer and fall seasons.

Count Porkula · « **Reply #156 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:42:01 AM »

something must smell bad in the station

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4087010

Boondock Hogs · « **Reply #157 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:48:04 AM »

Quote from: Count Porkula on February 18, 2009, 09:42:01 AM

something must smell bad in the station

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4087010

It's probably her.

Snorts · « **Reply #158 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:30:30 AM »

I have to say. You guys show no mercy here. This is awful, piling on like you are doing, to some of our most unfortunate citizens.

So, you guys have never had a bad evening?

Some of this aMm is really funny, too.

Law_Hawg · « **Reply #159 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:41:25 AM »

Quote from: Count Porkula on February 18, 2009, 09:42:01 AM

something must smell bad in the station

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4087010

27?!?!?!?!?!

There's no way in Starkville that woman is only 27!

hogsrunwild · « **Reply #160 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:17:23 AM »

Quote from: Animal on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM

Yikes

I can't help but think of:

libertyhog · « **Reply #161 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:31:16 AM »

Height: 6' 02"
Weight: 273 lbs.

Corn-fed.

Kill The Ref · « **Reply #162 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:56:57 AM »

Quote from: Animal on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM

Leo Propst would agree...if he weren't so fricking drunk.

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Yikes

Isn't that the snowboarding dude...The Flying Tomato?

suprdave · « **Reply #163 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:59:29 AM »

^^^She is hot^^^

HipHog · « **Reply #164 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:43:52 PM »

Quote from: Law_Hawg on February 18, 2009, 10:41:25 AM

27?!?!?!?!?!

There's no way in Starkville that woman is only 27!

that was my first thought

suprdave · « **Reply #165 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:47:23 PM »

Maybe the huge mole just makes her look older...

DRod70 · « **Reply #166 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:35:38 PM »

Quote from: Animal on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM

Leo Propst would agree...if he weren't so fricking drunk.

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Yikes

If there ever was a perfect definition for the word homely this is it.

Deja Vu · « **Reply #167 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:03:36 AM »

Quote from: DRod70 on February 18, 2009, 10:35:38 PM

If there ever was a perfect definition for the word homely this is it.

Really? Because I was going to say "Buttfuckingugly".

shotmaster03 · « **Reply #168 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:55:00 AM »

I just love this thread. We sit around the office and laugh a lot. I'm just waiting for one of you goons to get picked up on Dickson looking like Starkville with your Woopig shirt on.

Deja Vu · « **Reply #169 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:34:32 PM »

Quote from: shotmaster03 on February 19, 2009, 11:55:00 AM

I just love this thread. We sit around the office and laugh a lot. I'm just waiting for one of you goons to get picked up on Dickson looking like Starkville with your Woopig shirt on.

Where is the picture of RazorChuck when you need it?

HumbleHawg · « **Reply #170 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:50:11 PM »

Count Porkula · « **Reply #171 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:20:17 AM »

just wow.

Dusty Bone

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4087341

libertyhog · « **Reply #172 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:27:34 AM »

Quote from: Count Porkula on February 25, 2009, 09:20:17 AM

just wow.

Dusty Bone

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4087341

dayammn...

Deja Vu · « **Reply #173 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:32:49 AM »

Quote from: libertyhog on February 25, 2009, 09:27:34 AM

dayammn...

Young Wilford Brimley auditioning for a role as Bozo.

libertyhog · « **Reply #174 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:42:37 AM »

Quote from: Deja Vu on February 25, 2009, 09:32:49 AM

Young Wilford Brimley auditioning for a role as Bozo.

I was wondering why I suddenly had a hankering for Quaker oats.