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« on: November 13, 2009, 10:38:55 AM »
3.  Extensive Qualifications for the Goddess I Seek


She receives guidance directly from God, and she follows this Spirit guidance, even when it takes courage to do so (e.g. because others might get angry or think she's nuts).

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have partially written a book entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes (this is not a part of the Trilogy discussed in Section 8 below). Fascinating topic! Sacred Prostitution is an important part of my Global Vision.


4. About Me:

Note: In the photos my teeth are yellowish, but I recently got them whitened by my dentist. I will do another photo shoot soon.

Gallant. INTENSELY romantic. Perfect gentleman.

Extremely brilliant. Extremely creative. Well educated. Renaissance Man. Wise.

Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above. Vasectomy (but I can have it reversed).



I dislike the energy of most of what gets broadcast, and it is far worse now than it was in the 1960s (back when I watched a lot of TV). Television news broadcasts are largely propaganda. I have saved YEARS of time by avoiding TV. However, when we launch our own TV show (which will have very different energy), I will watch every episode.



http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2009, 12:42:44 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2009, 01:01:12 PM »
I see MDEM is on the hunt again...
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2009, 02:18:35 PM »
Furthermore, she is potentially interested in sacredly exploring FEMALE bisexuality as a Goddess, so that, by my simultaneously worshipping multiple Goddesses, we can greatly intensify the power of our sexual magic, thereby accelerating the manifestation of our Global Vision.

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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 02:25:06 PM »
Why do I feel like we'll see this guy's pic in the weekly detention thread someday?
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 01:42:25 AM »
I believe I would like to buy this man a beer.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 10:43:23 AM »
Quote from: crote on November 15, 2009, 01:42:25 AM
I believe I would like to buy this man a beer.

sounds to me like someone already has.


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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 05:11:31 AM »
Could this be the sequel to the "40 Year Old Virgin," 50 Year Old Virgin? stunned
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2009, 05:43:07 PM »
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