Author Topic: Gus Johnson -- soundboard (Read 6134 times)

Splurge · « **Reply #25 on:** November 15, 2010, 09:30:13 PM »

Quote from: boomer_sooie on November 15, 2010, 05:58:17 PM

He's baaaaaack.

This is no lie. I've become a Texans fan over the last few years living in south Texas. Yesterday, I'm watching the game and found myself getting excited at horrible plays for the Texans just because of Gus. When he made that game ending call, I jumped up out of my seat. It actually took a sec to register and then I started throwing aMm.

Dude is exciting when he can make you be happy for the opponent for even a second.

GoodbyePorkPieHat · « **Reply #26 on:** November 15, 2010, 10:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Splurge on November 15, 2010, 09:30:13 PM

This is no lie. I've become a Texans fan over the last few years living in south Texas. Yesterday, I'm watching the game and found myself getting excited at horrible plays for the Texans just because of Gus. When he made that game ending call, I jumped up out of my seat. It actually took a sec to register and then I started throwing aMm.

Dude is exciting when he can make you be happy for the opponent for even a second.

I like Gus. I like his style.

But you're no fan of anyone if an announcer can make you happy that your team just lost, you fricking moron. For even a second.

Splurge · « **Reply #27 on:** November 15, 2010, 11:25:31 PM »

Quote from: GoodbyePorkPieHat on November 15, 2010, 10:48:21 PM

I like Gus. I like his style.

But you're no fan of anyone if an announcer can make you happy that your team just lost, you fricking moron. For even a second.

A professional sports fan does not equal a college sports fan. Its more of a team that you "generally root for", not one that you go apeshit over and obsess over a former coach that's been gone for over 3 years. Big difference.

Satch · « **Reply #28 on:** November 16, 2010, 02:23:44 AM »

Quote from: Splurge on November 15, 2010, 11:25:31 PM

A professional sports fan does not equal a college sports fan. Its more of a team that you "generally root for", not one that you go apeshit over and obsess over a former coach that's been gone for over 3 years. Big difference.

I see what you're saying, but I have to disagree. I feel like you do, that pro sports don't warrant as much of my devotion. I do know guys that take their pro sports just as serious as college fans take their college sports. There are some apeshit crazy pro fans out there.

KSHogg · « **Reply #29 on:** November 16, 2010, 07:49:08 AM »

Quote from: shithead on March 26, 2010, 05:13:28 PM

I still contend that Adam Morrison is the ugliest motherfricker to ever play the game of basketball.

Shirley you don't contend that Morrison was even close to Noah.
Shirley you've just temporarily forgotten Noah.

rzrbkfan69 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 16, 2010, 02:28:41 PM »

Quote from: KSHogg on November 16, 2010, 07:49:08 AM

Shirley you don't contend that Morrison was even close to Noah.
Shirley you've just temporarily forgotten Noah.

I nominate Memphis Tiger Angel Garcia for this award this season.

Hottest_Karl_Ever · « **Reply #31 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:57:26 AM »

Quote from: Trigger7672 on March 26, 2010, 01:25:18 PM

My favorite Gus call.

God damn that brings back bad memories. I was watching this game in Vegas with $500 riding on the Zags. I was high steppin at the fricking 40, and then they blew it! To top it off, that turd rancher Morrison cried like a bitch. I was off the Gonzaga bandwagon at that point...

Splurge · « **Reply #32 on:** November 17, 2010, 01:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Hottest_Karl_Ever on November 17, 2010, 11:57:26 AM

God damn that brings back bad memories. I was watching this game in Vegas with $500 riding on the Zags. I was high steppin at the fricking 40, and then they blew it! To top it off, that turd rancher Morrison cried like a bitch. I was off the Gonzaga bandwagon at that point...

What a puthy and its no wonder he failed miserably in the NBA. I understand shedding a tear, but do it in private for God's sakes. Not rolling all over the floor in a "look at me" fashion.

Oh, and frick UCLA and Toby Bailey. Starkville, throw Tyus Edney in there if you want. frick him, too.

Olive Branch Hog · « **Reply #33 on:** November 17, 2010, 01:59:53 PM »

Quote from: Splurge on November 17, 2010, 01:30:34 PM

What a puthy and its no wonder he failed miserably in the NBA. I understand shedding a tear, but do it in private for God's sakes. Not rolling all over the floor in a "look at me" fashion.

Oh, and frick UCLA and Toby Bailey. Starkville, throw Tyus Edney in there if you want. frick him, too.

What sucks even worse is that Edney didn't even play in that title game.

Splurge · « **Reply #34 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Olive Branch Hog on November 17, 2010, 01:59:53 PM

What sucks even worse is that Edney didn't even play in that title game.

But he got them there. They shouldn't have even been there. At least that's what I kept thinking to myself as Bailey was having the game of his life before heading off to Bolivia. fricker

Death By Sooiecide · « **Reply #35 on:** December 04, 2011, 08:15:05 PM »

Should be calling the Cotton.

Nukinhawg · « **Reply #36 on:** December 04, 2011, 08:20:07 PM »

Quote from: Death By Sooiecide on December 04, 2011, 08:15:05 PM

Should be calling the Cotton.

copenhaWgen · « **Reply #37 on:** December 04, 2011, 08:28:05 PM »

Quote from: shithead on March 26, 2010, 05:13:28 PM

I still contend that Adam Morrison is the ugliest motherfricker to ever play the game of basketball.

Nope. It was that guy on Phi Slamma Jamma's team.

shithead · « **Reply #38 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:46:04 PM »

Quote from: copenhaWgen on December 04, 2011, 08:28:05 PM

Nope. It was that guy on Phi Slamma Jamma's team.

You gots to be more specific. There were some ugly mommafrickers on those Phi Slama Jama teams, but not a one of them was as butt-fuckin-ugly as Morrison.

Jeff Spongeworthy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:51:27 PM »

Benny Anders. I think.

edit: Nope. It was Cadillac Anderson.

papermill · « **Reply #40 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:58:48 PM »

Sam Cassell would like a word with you people

Das Uberschwein · « **Reply #41 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:33:23 PM »

Quote from: Hottest_Karl_Ever on November 17, 2010, 11:57:26 AM

God damn that brings back bad memories. I was watching this game in Vegas with $500 riding on the Zags. I was high steppin at the fricking 40, and then they blew it! To top it off, that turd rancher Morrison cried like a bitch. I was off the Gonzaga bandwagon at that point...

Clark · « **Reply #42 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:38:13 PM »

Joakim Noah, Chris Kaman, Popeye Jones, and Michael Ruffin.

copenhaWgen · « **Reply #43 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:42:20 PM »

Quote from: Jeff Spongeworthy on December 04, 2011, 09:51:27 PM

Benny Anders. I think.

edit: Nope. It was Cadillac Anderson.

I just watched the 1983 NCAA game against Louisville in Albakerkee. Anders isn't easy on the eyes by any stretch but I remember somebody way worse than that. Did TX ever have a really cromagnon, angled face and jaw with the jerry curl and a really flat nose?

GuinnessHog · « **Reply #44 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:46:41 PM »

Quote from: boomer_sooie on March 26, 2010, 01:49:04 PM

Right team, wrong game. Gus + Bill "Onions" Raftery

I've always like this one with Gus and Raftery. I think they should do every game in every sport on TV.

notaslibro · « **Reply #45 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:49:06 PM »

Quote from: Clark on December 04, 2011, 10:38:13 PM

Joakim Noah, Chris Kaman, Popeye Jones, and Michael Ruffin.

"Hi."

"For a while."

GeoHogsGeo · « **Reply #46 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:57:12 PM »

Quote from: notaslibro on December 04, 2011, 10:49:06 PM

"Hi."

"No. Hi."

"Sup, Fellas?"

Clark · « **Reply #47 on:** December 04, 2011, 11:56:20 PM »

Quote from: copenhaWgen on December 04, 2011, 10:42:20 PM

I just watched the 1983 NCAA game against Louisville in Albakerkee. Anders isn't easy on the eyes by any stretch but I remember somebody way worse than that. Did TX ever have a really cromagnon, angled face and jaw with the jerry curl and a really flat nose?

Guillermo "Panama" Myers

BigPig1 · « **Reply #48 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:53:53 AM »

I remember Dan Patrick on sportscenter saying "Constantin Popa with the free throw. I can't actually say, looking pretty"

Clark · « **Reply #49 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:58:45 AM »

Lorenzo Mata