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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2010, 09:30:13 PM »
He's baaaaaack.


This is no lie.  I've become a Texans fan over the last few years living in south Texas.  Yesterday, I'm watching the game and found myself getting excited at horrible plays for the Texans just because of Gus.  When he made that game ending call, I jumped up out of my seat.  It actually took a sec to register and then I started throwing aMm.

Dude is exciting when he can make you be happy for the opponent for even a second.

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2010, 10:48:21 PM »
This is no lie.  I've become a Texans fan over the last few years living in south Texas.  Yesterday, I'm watching the game and found myself getting excited at horrible plays for the Texans just because of Gus.  When he made that game ending call, I jumped up out of my seat.  It actually took a sec to register and then I started throwing aMm.

Dude is exciting when he can make you be happy for the opponent for even a second.

I like Gus.  I like his style.

But you're no fan of anyone if an announcer can make you happy that your team just lost, you fricking moron.  For even a second.

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2010, 11:25:31 PM »
I like Gus.  I like his style.

But you're no fan of anyone if an announcer can make you happy that your team just lost, you fricking moron.  For even a second.

A professional sports fan does not equal a college sports fan.  Its more of a team that you "generally root for", not one that you go apeshit over and obsess over a former coach that's been gone for over 3 years.  Big difference.

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2010, 02:23:44 AM »
A professional sports fan does not equal a college sports fan.  Its more of a team that you "generally root for", not one that you go apeshit over and obsess over a former coach that's been gone for over 3 years.  Big difference.
I see what you're saying, but I have to disagree.  I feel like you do, that pro sports don't warrant as much of my devotion.  I do know guys that take their pro sports just as serious as college fans take their college sports.  There are some apeshit crazy pro fans out there.

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2010, 07:49:08 AM »
I still contend that Adam Morrison is the ugliest motherfricker to ever play the game of basketball.


Shirley you don't contend that Morrison was even close to Noah.
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2010, 02:28:41 PM »

Shirley you don't contend that Morrison was even close to Noah.
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2010, 11:57:26 AM »
My favorite Gus call.



God damn that brings back bad memories.  I was watching this game in Vegas with $500 riding on the Zags.  I was high steppin at the fricking 40, and then they blew it!  To top it off, that turd rancher Morrison cried like a bitch.  I was off the Gonzaga bandwagon at that point...
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2010, 01:30:34 PM »
God damn that brings back bad memories.  I was watching this game in Vegas with $500 riding on the Zags.  I was high steppin at the fricking 40, and then they blew it!  To top it off, that turd rancher Morrison cried like a bitch.  I was off the Gonzaga bandwagon at that point...

What a puthy and its no wonder he failed miserably in the NBA.  I understand shedding a tear, but do it in private for God's sakes.  Not rolling all over the floor in a "look at me" fashion. 

Oh, and frick UCLA and Toby Bailey.  Starkville, throw Tyus Edney in there if you want.  frick him, too.

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2010, 01:59:53 PM »
What a puthy and its no wonder he failed miserably in the NBA.  I understand shedding a tear, but do it in private for God's sakes.  Not rolling all over the floor in a "look at me" fashion. 

Oh, and frick UCLA and Toby Bailey.  Starkville, throw Tyus Edney in there if you want.  frick him, too.

What sucks even worse is that Edney didn't even play in that title game.

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2010, 05:03:43 PM »
What sucks even worse is that Edney didn't even play in that title game.

But he got them there.  They shouldn't have even been there.  At least that's what I kept thinking to myself as Bailey was having the game of his life before heading off to Bolivia.  fricker

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2011, 08:15:05 PM »
Should be calling the Cotton.


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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2011, 08:20:07 PM »
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2011, 08:28:05 PM »
I still contend that Adam Morrison is the ugliest motherfricker to ever play the game of basketball.

Nope.  It was that guy on Phi Slamma Jamma's team. 

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2011, 09:46:04 PM »
Nope.  It was that guy on Phi Slamma Jamma's team.

You gots to be more specific. There were some ugly motherfuckers on those Phi Slama Jama teams, but not a one of them was as butt-fuckin-ugly as Morrison.


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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2011, 09:51:27 PM »
Benny Anders.  I think.

edit:  Nope.  It was Cadillac Anderson.


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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2011, 09:58:48 PM »
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2011, 10:33:23 PM »
God damn that brings back bad memories.  I was watching this game in Vegas with $500 riding on the Zags.  I was high steppin at the fricking 40, and then they blew it!  To top it off, that turd rancher Morrison cried like a bitch.  I was off the Gonzaga bandwagon at that point...

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2011, 10:38:13 PM »
Joakim Noah, Chris Kaman, Popeye Jones, and Michael Ruffin.
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2011, 10:42:20 PM »
Benny Anders.  I think.

edit:  Nope.  It was Cadillac Anderson.



I just watched the 1983 NCAA game against Louisville in Albakerkee.  Anders isn't easy on the eyes by any stretch but I remember somebody way worse than that.  Did TX ever have a really cromagnon, angled face and jaw with the jerry curl and a really flat nose?

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2011, 10:46:41 PM »
Right team, wrong game. Gus + Bill "Onions" Raftery


I've always like this one with Gus and Raftery. I think they should do every game in every sport on TV.


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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2011, 10:49:06 PM »
Joakim Noah, Chris Kaman, Popeye Jones, and Michael Ruffin.



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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2011, 11:56:20 PM »
I just watched the 1983 NCAA game against Louisville in Albakerkee.  Anders isn't easy on the eyes by any stretch but I remember somebody way worse than that.  Did TX ever have a really cromagnon, angled face and jaw with the jerry curl and a really flat nose?
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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2011, 08:53:53 AM »


I remember Dan Patrick on sportscenter saying "Constantin Popa with the free throw.  I can't actually say, looking pretty"

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Re: Gus Johnson -- soundboard
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2011, 08:58:45 AM »
Lorenzo Mata

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