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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1475 on: February 20, 2015, 05:09:54 PM »
This would be extremely impressive except for the fact that 100m is longer than a football field.  I don't even think Ryan Mallett could get it to him that far away.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1476 on: February 20, 2015, 05:32:09 PM »
This would be extremely impressive except for the fact that 100m is longer than a football field.  I don't even think Ryan Mallett could get it to him that far away.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1477 on: February 20, 2015, 10:38:16 PM »
In fairness, I think she questioned Bobby Petrino's character.  It turns out she was right on that front, but she probably should have been paying more attention to shaping her son's character.
Well I seriously doubt if BMFP would have let him on the back of his Harley. She had nothing to fear for her son.
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« Reply #1478 on: February 21, 2015, 09:22:36 AM »
As soon as I read this I thought to myself, "this has to be an arkansas_proud" post. Scrolled over to look at the name, and was not disapponted.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1479 on: February 24, 2015, 05:28:26 PM »
Michael Sam will be on Dancing with the Stars.


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« Reply #1480 on: February 24, 2015, 05:54:44 PM »
Michael Sam will be on Dancing with the Stars.

I thought you were joking, but Googlemotherfucker proved you right.

http://www.eonline.com/news/628822/dancing-with-the-stars-cast-revealed-michael-sam-rumer-willis-and-a-hunger-games-star-see-the-full-list

I thought you had to be a has-been to get on that show. I have nothing against Sam and wish him well, but is he really even an ex-celebrity?

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« Reply #1481 on: February 24, 2015, 06:15:48 PM »
Michael Sam will be on Dancing with the Stars.

Prancing with the Stars?

Eh?

EH?!

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1482 on: February 24, 2015, 07:24:20 PM »
Michael Sam will be on Dancing with the Stars.
Will his dancing partner be male or female?

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1483 on: February 24, 2015, 09:18:00 PM »
Will his dancing partner be male or female?

This was my first thought also.
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« Reply #1484 on: February 24, 2015, 10:09:26 PM »
Will his dancing partner be male or female?

I'm not sure the gay handbook dictates that you have to dance with same-sex partners.  If so the mixed doubles figure skating championships would have a pretty sparse field.
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« Reply #1485 on: February 24, 2015, 11:46:48 PM »
I'm not sure the gay handbook dictates that you have to dance with same-sex partners.  If so the mixed doubles figure skating championships would have a pretty sparse field.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1486 on: February 25, 2015, 12:21:32 AM »
Michael Sam will be on Dancing with the Stars.

This is real Jackie Robinson aMm here folks. 


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« Reply #1487 on: February 25, 2015, 01:30:47 AM »
see gay photo!

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1488 on: February 25, 2015, 08:31:40 AM »
I thought you were joking, but Googlemotherfucker proved you right.

http://www.eonline.com/news/628822/dancing-with-the-stars-cast-revealed-michael-sam-rumer-willis-and-a-hunger-games-star-see-the-full-list

I thought you had to be a has-been to get on that show. I have nothing against Sam and wish him well, but is he really even an ex-celebrity?

Isn't he a has been? He had his fifteen minutes of fame now he is on DWTS. He is not a virgin Heisman winner with limited NFL experience to land a job as a sports caster, is he.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1489 on: February 25, 2015, 08:39:05 AM »
I'm not sure anyone is going to believe a gay black man as a dancer.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1490 on: March 05, 2015, 10:02:08 PM »
Conference Wins/Losses:

2011-12: 14-4

2012-13: 11-7

2013-14: 9-9

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« Reply #1491 on: March 06, 2015, 08:11:11 AM »
Because of the FL and TN struggles and the WTF coming from SC this last year, Mizzou has also been extremely, EXTREMELY, lucky in football. 
I'd compare it to the West when we were competing against Dubose/Shula and LSU pre Saban.  Someone remarked the other day about how we won the West with an 8-5 overall record. 

You'll see their football trajectory emulate their basketball trajectory over the next 15 years. 

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« Reply #1492 on: March 14, 2015, 05:11:29 AM »
So, I was taking a look at Baldinger's most recent mock draft, and noticed that he has DGB's college listed as Mizzou. This got me wondering. If/when he makes a roster and gets one of those talking intros on a nationally televised game, will he claim Mizzou or OU? (Or, do like a few players have in the past, and name his high school?) I can't recall an instance where a player transfers, but never plays a down, offhand. In instances like this one, which school is listed as the affiliated school at the collegiate level? I'll hang up and listen.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1493 on: March 14, 2015, 10:57:49 AM »

Because of the FL and TN struggles and the WTF coming from SC this last year, Mizzou has also been extremely, EXTREMELY, lucky in football. 
I'd compare it to the West when we were competing against Dubose/Shula and LSU pre Saban.  Someone remarked the other day about how we won the West with an 8-5 overall record. 

You'll see their football trajectory emulate their basketball trajectory over the next 15 years.

LOL Miz has won the East the last two years because they've had by far the easiest schedule the lat two years.  Thy lose to the good teams in their division.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1494 on: March 14, 2015, 12:22:16 PM »
Which aren't even that good by old standards.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1495 on: March 24, 2015, 05:44:57 PM »
UAPB 8 Mizzou 3

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