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Re: Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2017, 12:49:08 PM »
That was the day Kentucky broke an SEC road losing streak of about 23 straight games.

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Re: Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2017, 01:24:53 PM »
From what I remember JLo would just shuck guys off of him when they had a chance to sack him and then complete a pass. So he couldn't run really but people still couldn't tackle him.

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Re: Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2017, 03:35:44 PM »
He was the only QB I ever saw that could throw a 30 yard rope while being parallel 2" off the ground trying to be tackled by 4 guys.
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Re: Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2017, 03:41:41 PM »
He was the only QB I ever saw that could throw a 30 yard rope while being parallel 2" off the ground trying to be tackled by 4 guys.
The quarterback equivalent to golf's John Daly?

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Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2017, 05:12:00 PM »
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Re: Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2017, 05:16:55 PM »
He was the only QB I ever saw that could throw a 30 yard rope while being parallel 2" off the ground trying to be tackled by 4 guys.

That Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch!

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Re: Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2017, 05:44:40 PM »
I looked it up. 19-31 for 253. That's not a great game stat wise.
I think maybe I need to stop trusting my memory.

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Re: Jared Lorenzen is up to 5 bills
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2017, 05:50:51 PM »
I looked it up. 19-31 for 253. That's not a great game stat wise.
I think maybe I need to stop trusting my memory.

Almost 2/3 and over 10 yards per completion.  Your standards are pretty high.

 

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