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Offline ArkGuy

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #625 on: September 04, 2014, 06:15:51 PM »
So we have traded a plastic snout that looked like a tiger for a farm gate from Tractor Supply.
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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #626 on: September 04, 2014, 06:16:50 PM »
I may have posted in the wrong thread.

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #627 on: September 04, 2014, 06:19:09 PM »
Maybe that's what they will use when Long does the A walk with the old dude every game.
I'm asking you as fans, don't give up on those players, don't give up on us, it's our program, it's the state of Alabama program...it's not one individuals program, so hang in there...

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #628 on: September 05, 2014, 09:57:47 AM »
If you're in a pen and need to be let out, you have yielded.
Send it up there.

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #629 on: September 05, 2014, 10:33:17 AM »
I hope Bret doesn't snag his lucky visor on the metal in the pen. 

It really would be a great entrance if the players started chest bumping each other to get pumped up, then someone falls down in front of the opening and nobody could get out.  THAT would look like a bunch of pigs trying to get out of a pen.  The only thing better than this is if they replace the Hog call with the sound of a lot of hogs getting washed before going to slaughter.

This could be our entrance video before the Alabama game.




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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #630 on: September 05, 2014, 10:38:11 AM »
The geniuses at the athletic department never, and I mean never, miss an opportunity to demonstrate that they think this is our mascot:



That is an excellent point.  If I recall the story correctly, we are a "wild band of razorback hogs." Meaning a pen is not really on point.

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #631 on: September 05, 2014, 10:40:25 AM »
That is an excellent point.  If I recall the story correctly, we are a "wild band of razorback hogs." Meaning a pen is not really on point.

"Piggies" is what those queerbaits in Texas use as a descriptor for us, too.  How about LSU starts going by corndogs in addition to the feline AIDS?  or Florida as the "blue hair jews?"  we could get the Mississippi Rebels v. the Mizzou Methheads.
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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #632 on: September 05, 2014, 10:45:48 AM »
And while we're discussing more poorly thought out ideas, I think Tusk trotting out onto the field being led by that ovah-hauls guy would be a lot more like this:



than this:



Freaking stahp.
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #633 on: September 05, 2014, 11:36:19 AM »
1. Phase one: Whip up fan expectation on twitter
2. Phase two: Bolt to Illinois
3. Phase three: Profit

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #634 on: September 05, 2014, 11:47:33 AM »
1. Phase one: Whip up fan expectation on twitter
2. Phase two: Bolt to Illinois
3. Phase three: Profit
When Waddell said the entrance "it will be unlike anything in college football"....ya'll thought he meant that in a good way, huh?
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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #635 on: September 05, 2014, 12:09:25 PM »

"Piggies" is what those queerbaits in Texas use as a descriptor for us, too.  How about LSU starts going by corndogs in addition to the feline AIDS?  or Florida as the "blue hair jews?"  we could get the Mississippi Rebels v. the Mizzou Methheads.

I hate that "piggies" bullshit.

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #636 on: September 05, 2014, 12:20:02 PM »
When Waddell said the entrance "it will be unlike anything in college football"....ya'll thought he meant that in a good way, huh?

Unlike any other (except okie st) in college football.

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #637 on: September 05, 2014, 12:23:27 PM »
I hate that "piggies" bullshit.
piggies = Arky
I hate both of those

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #638 on: September 05, 2014, 12:27:33 PM »
piggies = Arky
I hate both of those

totally.  it's so fricking infuriating.
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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #639 on: September 05, 2014, 12:36:47 PM »
totally.  it's so fricking infuriating.

Especially when Texass, the faggies, the gumps, or the corndogs say it. Ol' Piss and Misstake get a pass because they have to live in Mississippi.  :stache:

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #640 on: September 05, 2014, 01:21:14 PM »
I thought the Pig Pen was an old message board.

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #641 on: September 05, 2014, 01:23:56 PM »
You're probably thinking of 2liveswhahilis.net
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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #642 on: September 05, 2014, 02:12:43 PM »
Forgot that "arky" bullshit. I hate that too.

ESPECIALLY WHEN aTm says it!

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Re: What is "Something Big is Coming to Razorback Athletics"?
« Reply #643 on: September 05, 2014, 02:31:24 PM »
Man I was hoping they would let loose Tusk to go destroy or rape something for the crowd to see.

 

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