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Offline HogTat

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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #100 on: December 06, 2010, 08:39:58 PM »
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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #101 on: December 06, 2010, 09:16:13 PM »
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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #102 on: December 06, 2010, 09:25:39 PM »
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It's Monday night, man.  You ever do stand up on a Monday night?  Don't you dare judge.
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #103 on: December 07, 2010, 09:07:46 AM »
I hope it has better fortune than Mark Foley's.


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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #104 on: December 07, 2010, 02:38:37 PM »
A stat I didn't know. From ESPN's SEC guy Chris Low:

Arkansas is the only team in the country with a 3,000-yard passer (Ryan Mallett), a 1,000-yard rusher (Knile Davis) and five 500-yard receivers (Joe Adams, Greg Childs, Jarius Wright, Cobi Hamilton and D.J. Williams).
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #105 on: December 07, 2010, 04:12:54 PM »
A stat I didn't know. From ESPN's SEC guy Chris Low:

Arkansas is the only team in the country with a 3,000-yard passer (Ryan Mallett), a 1,000-yard rusher (Knile Davis) and five 500-yard receivers (Joe Adams, Greg Childs, Jarius Wright, Cobi Hamilton and D.J. Williams).

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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #106 on: December 07, 2010, 10:09:50 PM »

And since people have been comparing Colonel Reb to Petrino, this is how I look at it-  After the Auburn game a lot of us thought the season was over, we were going to underachieve, and not reach any of our goals.  In past years, that's probably exactly what would have happened.  It's different now.  Petrino and his staff had a plan, stuck with it, and look what happened.  There was no knee jerk reaction or wacky pleas for emotion.  No matter what happened, he kept the team focused.


This would be me right here.  Before this season I would've been disappointed in anything less than a BCS Bowl.  After the Auburn loss I knew there was no chance of winning the conference.  I would never have dreamed that Arkansas would actually get an at-large bid.  I never believed it until it was official Sunday night, I still kept believing they were going to screw the Hogs over and take LSU.  I'm very happy to be proven wrong.
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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #107 on: December 09, 2010, 10:55:44 AM »
The Sugar bowl people need to dig up the actors who played
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #108 on: December 09, 2010, 11:02:52 AM »
WKRP was some funny aMm but it needs to stay in the past.
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #111 on: December 12, 2010, 05:57:23 AM »
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #112 on: December 12, 2010, 07:14:37 PM »
Just saw a link on the ESPN NCF homepage for a "simulation" of all bowl games.  I was curious as to what they simulated for the sugar bowl.  I refuse to pay them any money for their drivel.  bunch of retards.


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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #113 on: December 12, 2010, 07:19:11 PM »
Just saw a link on the ESPN NCF homepage for a "simulation" of all bowl games.  I was curious as to what they simulated for the sugar bowl.  I refuse to pay them any money for their drivel.  bunch of retards.


I realize that it's a double standard, but I don't give a crap, and I'll go DIAF.

ESPN Insider Accuscore simulation, run 10,000 times for the Sugar.

Avg game score, OSU 30, ARK 23.

65% confidence OSU wins.

44% chance OSU wins in a blowout, 18% ARK wins in a blowout (>10 points).
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #114 on: December 12, 2010, 08:28:40 PM »
ESPN Insider Accuscore simulation, run 10,000 times for the Sugar.

Avg game score, OSU 30, ARK 23.

65% confidence OSU wins.

44% chance OSU wins in a blowout, 18% ARK wins in a blowout (>10 points).
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #115 on: December 12, 2010, 09:03:22 PM »
ESPN Insider Accuscore simulation, run 10,000 times for the Sugar.

Avg game score, OSU 30, ARK 23.

65% confidence OSU wins.

44% chance OSU wins in a blowout, 18% ARK wins in a blowout (>10 points).

 :crazy: about us only scoring 23 points.

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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #116 on: December 12, 2010, 09:04:18 PM »


why do you need SAC on the phone? 
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #117 on: December 12, 2010, 09:10:43 PM »
why do you need SAC on the phone? 
SEC is an unlisted number and he mis-dialed. Drop teh bomb.
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #118 on: December 12, 2010, 09:19:30 PM »
ESPN's "Bowl Mania" has robt smith & ed ???????? picking OSU.  Ed keeps talking about Mallet's mistakes in Alabama...  gives an "ole' " sort of compliment to Knile as he picks OSU.  Robt Smith is a homer OSU man, he ain't gonna pick against his homies.  McShay did pick the hogs.  not real confident in his pick tho.  We are underdogs with the ruhtards. 
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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #119 on: December 12, 2010, 09:38:54 PM »
I'm not entirely surprised. Look where we came from. After we win this one, that will be the final piece of the respect puzzle for this team.

Of course we'll have to start over next year because the talking heads will have forgotten about all of Mallett's "problems" and just go with "The Legend" and say he was the key to our success. Then after we win our BCS game next year, maybe they'll change their tune.

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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #120 on: December 12, 2010, 09:48:44 PM »
I'm not entirely surprised. Look where we came from. After we win this one, that will be the final piece of the respect puzzle for this team.

Of course we'll have to start over next year because the talking heads will have forgotten about all of Mallett's "problems" and just go with "The Legend" and say he was the key to our success. Then after we win our BCS game next year, maybe they'll change their tune.

I agree with what you are saying, but am to the point where I just don't care if they ever change their tune, BMFP is changing the fricking sheet music, so their tune is soon to become irrelevant.
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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #121 on: December 12, 2010, 11:20:44 PM »
I'm no mathmathespian but if Bobby wins this Sugar Bowl, that gives us 11 wins.  That means he's gone from 5 wins, to 8 wins, to 11 wins, and can you figure out what next year could really fricking mean?
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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #122 on: December 13, 2010, 12:53:20 AM »
14 wins?
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Re: Sugar Bowl Motherfuckers - Set us back
« Reply #123 on: December 13, 2010, 12:59:58 AM »
14 wins?

I was thinking 20 wins in 2013.

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Re: Sugar Bowl mommafrickers - Set us back
« Reply #124 on: December 13, 2010, 01:30:58 AM »
why do you need SAC on the phone? 

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