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Online Shinobi

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Schwartz created a slight breach...
« on: December 24, 2010, 07:32:11 PM »
...of etiquite by skipping the tripple dare and going right for the throat.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2010, 07:37:23 PM »
He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2010, 07:38:40 PM »
In the heat of battle, my old man wove a tapestry of profanity that as far as we know still hangs in space somewhere over Lake Michigan.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2010, 08:01:38 PM »
Did I miss the electric glow of sex?

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2010, 08:12:13 PM »
you used up all the glue on purpose!!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2010, 08:19:50 PM »
That c+ was a little harsh.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2010, 08:23:09 PM »
I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2010, 08:26:34 PM »
I see the Bears are playing Green Bay this Sunday.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2010, 09:03:33 PM »
Mr. Parker:     It could be a bowling alley!
Mother:     How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight?
Mr. Parker:     They'll send the deed for cripesake. I didn't expect them to send a whole damn bowling alley.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2010, 09:10:51 PM »
Do you know where he heard it?

Probably from his father.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2010, 09:12:38 PM »
He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2010, 09:39:55 PM »
Ok, Black Bart, now you get yours
Wisconsin Fan in Orlando: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where you got that Capital One Patch?
Me:                              Yeah, got it at the Dr. Pepper thing over there.
Wisconsin Fan in Orlando: Thanks, oh yeah, and Bucky fricked your mom!
Me:                              Wow

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2010, 09:40:09 PM »
It.... it, it was..... soap poisoning.   8-)

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2010, 10:06:38 PM »
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2010, 10:07:01 PM »
Ovaltine. Son of a bitch.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2010, 10:10:05 PM »
Didnt the kid that played Schwartz make a porno?

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2010, 10:43:37 PM »

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2010, 10:44:35 PM »
I bet Ralphie's mom goes ATM. 

Eat me.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2010, 10:44:45 PM »
I see the Bears are playing Green Bay this Sunday.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2010, 11:00:30 PM »
Shitter was full.  :beer:

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2010, 11:04:02 PM »
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2010, 11:04:34 PM »
Shitter was full.  :beer:

Indead it was.  What else to do?

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2010, 11:35:00 PM »
He looks like a pink nightmare!
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2010, 11:58:30 PM »
Sonsabitches! Bumpasses!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2010, 02:38:04 AM »
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
You pick the one right tool.

 

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