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Offline razor71701

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2010, 07:20:27 AM »
Oooh fuuudge!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2010, 09:30:24 AM »
I watched this movie for the first time in my life last night at the ripe old age of 33.  When the GF heard I'd never seen it I think she nearly dumped me.  Classic though.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2010, 11:07:49 AM »
It's smiling at me.

Check out where the duck's head goes.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2010, 11:20:39 AM »
FRA   GIL EEEEEEEEE!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2010, 12:57:00 PM »
"Now it is well known in the midwest that the Old Man is a turkey junky--a bonafide golly turkaconis freak."
David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel:We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel: We don't really, literally mean it.

Offline WPFM

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2010, 01:13:18 PM »
Flick?  Flick who?
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2010, 01:19:39 PM »
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

you'll shoot your eye out kid
Haters gonna hate

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2010, 01:51:28 PM »

Offline GeoHogsGeo

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2010, 01:56:48 PM »
NOTTA FINGA!

Offline Too Big Pig

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2010, 02:38:59 PM »
I like the Wizard of Oz.
"If life gives you lemons, fuck life."  - Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2010, 02:42:21 PM »
I like the Wizard of Oz.

You know how I know you're...

Ah forget it, it's Christmas.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

Offline Too Big Pig

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2010, 02:45:00 PM »
I like the tin man.
"If life gives you lemons, fuck life."  - Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2010, 03:47:36 PM »
I like the tin man.
Toto has had a thumb up the ass. THX BIGD.
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Offline Rob

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2010, 04:08:09 PM »
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUDGE

Offline HogofWar

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2010, 06:19:37 PM »
I bet Ralphie's mom goes ATM. 



You can see her boobs on "Slap Shot." She's in bed with Paul Newman. :shocker:

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2010, 06:30:32 PM »
You can see her boobs on "Slap Shot." She's in bed with Paul Newman. :shocker:
I agree with what you are saying, but am to the point where I just don't care if they ever change their tun

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2010, 06:40:37 PM »
Oooh fuuudge!

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Offline Shinobi

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2010, 06:48:38 PM »
Man, Ralphie form tackles Scott Farkis and just beats the snot out of him.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2011, 09:16:20 PM by Shinobi »

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2010, 07:41:20 PM »
Didnt the kid that played Schwartz make a porno?

Actually it was Flick, whose real name was Schwartz.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2010, 07:48:50 PM »
"Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."  :devil:

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2010, 11:39:38 PM »


Now you get yours.
and as always, kill Hitler.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2010, 10:03:38 AM »
I bet Ralphie's mom goes ATM. 



She's from Arkansas.  The grand county of Hempstead, in fact.


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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2010, 10:16:43 AM »
She's from Arkansas.  The grand county of Hempstead, in fact.

Show me how the piggies eat suddenly has a whole new dimension.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2010, 01:17:48 PM »
She's from Arkansas.  The grand county of Hempstead, in fact.




Then I'm shoving my chips all in.

She does.
Eat me.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2011, 07:39:23 PM »
The lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory.

 

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