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Offline razor71701

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2010, 07:20:27 AM »
Oooh fuuudge!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2010, 09:30:24 AM »
I watched this movie for the first time in my life last night at the ripe old age of 33.  When the GF heard I'd never seen it I think she nearly dumped me.  Classic though.
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2010, 11:07:49 AM »
It's smiling at me.

Check out where the duck's head goes.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2010, 11:20:39 AM »
FRA   GIL EEEEEEEEE!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2010, 12:57:00 PM »
"Now it is well known in the midwest that the Old Man is a turkey junky--a bonafide golly turkaconis freak."
David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel:We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel: We don't really, literally mean it.

Offline WPFM

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2010, 01:13:18 PM »
Flick?  Flick who?

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2010, 01:19:39 PM »
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2010, 01:51:28 PM »

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2010, 01:56:48 PM »
NOTTA FINGA!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2010, 02:38:59 PM »
I like the Wizard of Oz.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2010, 02:42:21 PM »
I like the Wizard of Oz.

You know how I know you're...

Ah forget it, it's Christmas.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2010, 02:45:00 PM »
I like the tin man.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2010, 03:47:36 PM »
I like the tin man.
Toto has had a thumb up the ass. THX BIGD.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2010, 04:08:09 PM »
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2010, 06:19:37 PM »
I bet Ralphie's mom goes ATM. 



You can see her boobs on "Slap Shot." She's in bed with Paul Newman. :shocker:

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2010, 06:30:32 PM »
You can see her boobs on "Slap Shot." She's in bed with Paul Newman. :shocker:
I agree with what you are saying, but am to the point where I just don't care if they ever change their tun

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2010, 06:40:37 PM »
Oooh fuuudge!

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Offline Shinobi

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2010, 06:48:38 PM »
Man, Ralphie form tackles Scott Farkis and just beats the snot out of him.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2010, 07:41:20 PM »
Didnt the kid that played Schwartz make a porno?

Actually it was Flick, whose real name was Schwartz.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2010, 07:48:50 PM »
"Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."  :devil:

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2010, 11:39:38 PM »


Now you get yours.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2010, 10:03:38 AM »
I bet Ralphie's mom goes ATM. 



She's from Arkansas.  The grand county of Hempstead, in fact.


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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2010, 10:16:43 AM »
She's from Arkansas.  The grand county of Hempstead, in fact.

Show me how the fellows eat suddenly has a whole new dimension.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2010, 01:17:48 PM »
She's from Arkansas.  The grand county of Hempstead, in fact.




Then I'm shoving my chips all in.

She does.
Eat me.

Offline Shinobi

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2011, 07:39:23 PM »
The lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory.

 

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