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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2011, 07:42:07 PM »
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The lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory.

It's a major award.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2011, 08:59:54 PM »
Well, go on, smartass, and do it!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2011, 09:52:59 PM »
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

That whole scene with the lamp is my favorite in the film.

That, and the Chinese carolers
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2011, 10:04:24 PM »
You mundane noodle!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2011, 10:36:53 PM »
It.... it, it was..... soap poisoning.   8-)

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #55 on: December 25, 2011, 01:17:00 AM »
Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #56 on: December 25, 2011, 01:59:41 AM »
If any of you woopiggas get a chance to watch "Mixed Nuts," I highly recommend it.  I think  it came out way before its time and if it came out now it would be a very popular holiday movie. 

Otherwise, have a Merry fricking Christmas!   *:

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #57 on: December 25, 2011, 08:18:17 AM »
Meat loaf, meat loaf, double beet loaf.  I HATE meat loaf.  >:(

Every year I reheat a little crush on Melinda Dillon while watching this movie.   :beer:
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #58 on: December 25, 2011, 09:23:04 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Schwartz

For a brief time, Schwartz worked in the adult film industry, but decided to quit because "he got tired of the industry".

Since 2006, Schwartz has pursued his acting career, and helped create a line of celebrity-based trading cards for Donruss Trading cards, now known as Panini called "Americana". He has also obtained celebrity autographs for companies such as: Upper Deck, Razor, Leaf & In The Game.[citation needed] In 2008, Schwartz began writing for the sports card magazine Beckett, and was featured on the cover of the September 2008 issue of Sports Card Monthly alongside Darren McFadden and Josh Hamilton.[citation needed]



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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #59 on: December 25, 2011, 09:42:01 AM »
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #60 on: December 25, 2011, 10:14:21 AM »
alongside Darren McFadden and Josh Hamilton.[citation needed]


"alongside" is quite a stretch in this case.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #61 on: December 25, 2011, 10:24:40 AM »
I left Flick to certain annihilation.  But BB gun mania knows no loyalty.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #62 on: December 25, 2011, 10:28:14 AM »
Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #63 on: December 25, 2011, 10:29:57 AM »
If we don't hurry, we're gonna miss all the good trees!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #64 on: December 25, 2011, 03:14:45 PM »
Save the neck for me Clark.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #65 on: December 25, 2011, 05:14:11 PM »
I got my dad an authentic leg lamp for Christmas this year. Complete with wooden box and the same filler used in the box. Lifebuoy Soap and Decoder Rings for stocking stuffers all around.

Edit : here is the link. Merry Christmas and all the other aMm

www.redriderleglamps.com
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #66 on: December 25, 2011, 06:23:41 PM »
Man, Ralphie form tackles Scott Farkis and just beats the snot out of him.

I like how Ralphie's mom breaks it up by saying "C'mon, let's go home", and just walks off leaving the Farkis kid to wallow in the snow in his own blood.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #67 on: December 25, 2011, 07:44:12 PM »
Save the neck for me Clark.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #68 on: December 25, 2011, 08:54:12 PM »
Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!


                   
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #69 on: December 26, 2011, 07:51:55 PM »
Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!


                   

That's cuz you know it'll stick!

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #70 on: December 27, 2011, 01:56:57 PM »
Melinda Dillon also has her high beams on for the entirety of Close Encounters.  Her kid gets abducted.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #71 on: December 27, 2011, 02:15:38 PM »
I have no idea what this thread is about. I just assume it is some Christmas movie. While reading it I was starting to get paranoid and worried that I was having a stroke or something because nothing made any fricking sense to me. Without context it just seems like a bunch of random aMm. Very entertaining.

Like this exchange:

"The lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory."

"It's a major award. "

"Well, go on, smartass, and do it!"



As you were...
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #72 on: December 27, 2011, 02:26:40 PM »
I have no idea what this thread is about. I just assume it is some Christmas movie. While reading it I was starting to get paranoid and worried that I was having a stroke or something because nothing made any fricking sense to me. Without context it just seems like a bunch of random aMm. Very entertaining.

Like this exchange:

"The lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory."

"It's a major award. "

"Well, go on, smartass, and do it!"



As you were...

You have seriously never seen nor heard of "A Christmas Story?"  Are you a fricking Communist, or what?

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #73 on: December 27, 2011, 03:36:35 PM »
You have seriously never seen nor heard of "A Christmas Story?"  Are you a fricking Communist, or what?

Never seen nor heard of it. Not a Communist--but I did grow up in Boone Co., FWIW.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #74 on: December 27, 2011, 04:02:03 PM »
Never seen nor heard of it. Not a Communist--but I did grow up in Boone Co., FWIW.


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