Author Topic: Schwartz created a slight breach... (Read 8700 times)

shithead · « **Reply #75 on:** December 27, 2011, 04:19:56 PM »

Quote from: porksamich on December 27, 2011, 04:02:03 PM

OHH… FFFFFFUDGE!!

Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.

cooter · « **Reply #76 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Tusk till Dawn on December 27, 2011, 02:15:38 PM

I have no idea what this thread is about. I just assume it is some Christmas movie. While reading it I was starting to get paranoid and worried that I was having a stroke or something because nothing made any fricking sense to me. Without context it just seems like a bunch of random aMm. Very entertaining.

Like this exchange:

"The lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory."

"It's a major award. "

"Well, go on, smartass, and do it!"

As you were...

This is how you vet spies. What part of Soviet Russia are you from?

boartitz · « **Reply #77 on:** December 28, 2011, 05:23:30 AM »

Quote from: cooter on December 27, 2011, 06:15:04 PM

This is how you vet spies. What part of Soviet Russia are you from?

He don't even have a garage, you can ask his wife.

papermill · « **Reply #78 on:** December 28, 2011, 07:33:47 AM »

Ah Starkville, this is about that movie.

It took me two pages to figure out it wasn't about the Lions coach.

Resident Hobo · « **Reply #79 on:** December 28, 2011, 07:36:27 AM »

Quote from: boartitz on December 28, 2011, 05:23:30 AM

He don't even have a garage, you can ask his wife.

He started say something 'bout the way you was dressed...I guess you didn't wait around to hear the rest. You was too busy moving hopin' you didn't run outta luck.

Razordoc · « **Reply #80 on:** December 28, 2011, 05:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Resident Hobo on December 28, 2011, 07:36:27 AM

He started say something 'bout the way you was dressed...I guess you didn't wait around to hear the rest. You was too busy moving hopin' you didn't run outta luck.

He's a loyal follower of brother John Birch, and he belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church.

gambler · « **Reply #81 on:** December 28, 2011, 07:11:25 PM »

Quote from: Razordoc on December 28, 2011, 05:36:22 PM

He's a loyal follower of brother John Birch, and he belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church.

I wonder if old Greenteeth's knee ever healed?

boartitz · « **Reply #82 on:** December 28, 2011, 07:16:19 PM »

Quote from: gambler on December 28, 2011, 07:11:25 PM

I wonder if old Greenteeth's knee ever healed?

Or his head on fire and his ass a catchin'?

GOOCH · « **Reply #83 on:** December 28, 2011, 07:48:54 PM »

"A can of Simoniz!"

BEvERage · « **Reply #84 on:** December 28, 2011, 08:00:42 PM »

i googled the nekkid pics of the mom from this movie. fantastic nipplage. that is all.

BigDavis · « **Reply #85 on:** December 28, 2011, 08:13:38 PM »

Right after this movie the kid that plays Ralphie did a movie with a big human sized chicken. For some reason they played the movie all the time at school. I never understood why teachers always play this movie but I'm not the only one that remembers it from Elementary\Jr high.

Aporkalypse_Now · « **Reply #86 on:** December 29, 2011, 12:07:22 AM »

Austin Tate tweeted a picture of his Christmas present from the Uekman family tonight.

It was the lamp/"major award".

Pretty cool present.

Shinobi · « **Reply #87 on:** December 23, 2012, 03:10:42 PM »

Tomorrow.

big_pig · « **Reply #88 on:** December 23, 2012, 03:23:56 PM »

Quote from: big_pig on December 24, 2011, 09:52:59 PM

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

That whole scene with the lamp is my favorite in the film.

That, and the Chinese carolers

This

TheOtherWhiteMeat · « **Reply #89 on:** December 23, 2012, 03:40:44 PM »

Fuuuddggee.

Ruddy Stormwater · « **Reply #90 on:** December 23, 2012, 09:56:20 PM »

I saw one of those leg lamps tonight in person. You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest of the story.

TheOtherWhiteMeat · « **Reply #91 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:04:46 PM »

Quote from: Ruddy Stormwater on December 23, 2012, 09:56:20 PM

I saw one of those leg lamps tonight in person. You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest of the story.

Yeah. frick off.

WPFM · « **Reply #92 on:** December 24, 2012, 12:46:00 AM »

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on December 23, 2012, 10:04:46 PM

Yeah. frick off.

ManBearHog · « **Reply #93 on:** December 24, 2012, 05:38:31 AM »

Well, it's a blue ball.

pinkphiloyd · « **Reply #94 on:** December 24, 2012, 06:32:18 AM »

capnthog · « **Reply #95 on:** December 24, 2012, 02:13:39 PM »

"you won't aMm right for a week"

Hackfuck McDouche · « **Reply #96 on:** December 24, 2012, 03:06:48 PM »

Quote from: ManBearHog on December 24, 2012, 05:38:31 AM

Well, it's a blue ball.

That's the quote I'm rocking this year

Shinobi · « **Reply #97 on:** December 24, 2012, 07:28:04 PM »

Some men are Methodists, some are Catholic. My Dad was an Oldsmobile man.

Clark · « **Reply #98 on:** December 24, 2012, 07:29:41 PM »

My kid brother Randy laid there like a slug.

It was his only defense.

TheSausageKing · « **Reply #99 on:** December 24, 2012, 07:35:08 PM »

What a great lamp!