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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #75 on: December 27, 2011, 04:19:56 PM »

OHH… FFFFFFUDGE!!

Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #76 on: December 27, 2011, 06:15:04 PM »
I have no idea what this thread is about. I just assume it is some Christmas movie. While reading it I was starting to get paranoid and worried that I was having a stroke or something because nothing made any fricking sense to me. Without context it just seems like a bunch of random aMm. Very entertaining.

Like this exchange:

"The lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory."

"It's a major award. "

"Well, go on, smartass, and do it!"



As you were...

This is how you vet spies.  What part of Soviet Russia are you from?

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #77 on: December 28, 2011, 05:23:30 AM »
This is how you vet spies.  What part of Soviet Russia are you from?
He don't even have a garage, you can ask his wife.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #78 on: December 28, 2011, 07:33:47 AM »
Ah Starkville, this is about that movie.

It took me two pages to figure out it wasn't about the Lions coach.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2011, 07:36:27 AM »
He don't even have a garage, you can ask his wife.

He started say something 'bout the way you was dressed...I guess you didn't wait around to hear the rest.  You was too busy moving hopin' you didn't run outta luck.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #80 on: December 28, 2011, 05:36:22 PM »
He started say something 'bout the way you was dressed...I guess you didn't wait around to hear the rest.  You was too busy moving hopin' you didn't run outta luck.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #81 on: December 28, 2011, 07:11:25 PM »
He's a loyal follower of brother John Birch, and he belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church.
I wonder if old Greenteeth's knee ever healed?

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #82 on: December 28, 2011, 07:16:19 PM »
I wonder if old Greenteeth's knee ever healed?
Or his head on fire and his ass a catchin'?
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #83 on: December 28, 2011, 07:48:54 PM »
"A can of Simoniz!"

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #84 on: December 28, 2011, 08:00:42 PM »
i googled the nekkid pics of the mom from this movie. fantastic nipplage. that is all.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #85 on: December 28, 2011, 08:13:38 PM »
Right after this movie the kid that plays Ralphie did a movie with a big human sized chicken. For some reason they played the movie all the time at school. I never understood why teachers always play this movie but I'm not the only one that remembers it from Elementary\Jr high.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #86 on: December 29, 2011, 12:07:22 AM »
Austin Tate tweeted a picture of his Christmas present from the Uekman family tonight.

It was the lamp/"major award". 

Pretty cool present.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #87 on: December 23, 2012, 03:10:42 PM »
Tomorrow.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #88 on: December 23, 2012, 03:23:56 PM »
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

That whole scene with the lamp is my favorite in the film.

That, and the Chinese carolers

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #89 on: December 23, 2012, 03:40:44 PM »
Fuuuddggee.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #90 on: December 23, 2012, 09:56:20 PM »
I saw one of those leg lamps tonight in person. You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest of the story.
Get outside guys... The world is cool.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2012, 10:04:46 PM »
I saw one of those leg lamps tonight in person. You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest of the story.

Yeah. frick off.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #92 on: December 24, 2012, 12:46:00 AM »
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #93 on: December 24, 2012, 05:38:31 AM »
Well, it's a blue ball.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #94 on: December 24, 2012, 06:32:18 AM »

I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #95 on: December 24, 2012, 02:13:39 PM »
"you won't aMm right for a week"
Eat me.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #96 on: December 24, 2012, 03:06:48 PM »
Well, it's a blue ball.

That's the quote I'm rocking this year

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #97 on: December 24, 2012, 07:28:04 PM »
Some men are Methodists, some are Catholic. My Dad was an Oldsmobile man.

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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #98 on: December 24, 2012, 07:29:41 PM »
My kid brother Randy laid there like a slug.

It was his only defense.
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Re: Schwartz created a slight breach...
« Reply #99 on: December 24, 2012, 07:35:08 PM »
What a great lamp!

 

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