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Offline wmr

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I love BMFP
« on: December 31, 2010, 09:31:51 PM »
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2010, 10:12:35 PM »
I hadn't seen this posted.  There are a few good anecdotes about BMFP from Louisville people.  An excerpt:
 

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2010/12/31/1905429/carmodys-corner-on-the-unsung-heroes-of-cardinal-football

:thumbup: :thumbup:  Thanks, nice link.
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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2010, 10:24:29 PM »
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"You guys are here to do two things: Get your degree, and kick some ass."

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2010, 10:34:52 PM »
"Ben Beiting:

I want to piggyback on one of Jordan's stories about UK. Coach Petrino absolutely hates UK.

His first game as head coach for UofL is against Kentucky and in Lexington in 2003. He is already not happy because the game has been delayed for an hour and a half because of rain. It was a back and forth game, but we pulled out ahead in the fourth quarter. We go on a long drive to end the game. We get to UK's two yard line with I think about 6 seconds left. A timeout is called (I can't remember which team called it.) UK thinks we are going to kneel it because we already had a lead. This doesn't happen. I worked up in the coach's box with the headsets that year and I always set up a headset so I could listen to what Coach Petrino was saying. At this particular moment he tells Paul Petrino and the rest of the offensive coaches, "Let's punch it in on these mother f------ers!!" Coach P calls a running play and Lionel Gates runs it in for a TD to end the game. It was awesome!"

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2010, 10:40:54 PM »
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Re: I love BMFP
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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2010, 11:50:55 PM »
I love that we have a coach who will call the opponents "slapdicks".   :D
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2011, 12:21:44 AM »
And "little smurfs."
Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2011, 01:09:32 AM »
I bet it killed him losing to those slapdicks in 2008. Especially in the fashion we lost to them. :sick:


Also explains why Deanthony Curtis never saw the field again. ;D
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2011, 07:41:51 AM »
I hadn't seen this posted.  There are a few good anecdotes about BMFP from Louisville people.  An excerpt:
 

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2010/12/31/1905429/carmodys-corner-on-the-unsung-heroes-of-cardinal-football

no you don't you love penus.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 04:43:44 PM »
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2011, 05:18:29 PM »
no you don't you love penus.

Go frick yourself in an oven.
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2011, 09:12:49 PM »
Looks like we're all out of degrees.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2011, 09:22:02 PM »
Go frick yourself in an oven.
did you get weened off the penus?

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2011, 08:06:08 AM »
And people wonder why BMFP covers his mouth while he is calling plays. THIS is way awesome.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2011, 09:19:10 AM »
"that is what winners do, kick their ass." He told me to set it down where he could look at it and as I was leaving he grabbed me and said "get used to it, we are going to kick their ass."

And that is what will happen tomorrow.  We are here in New Orleans, and their fans are nervous, very nervous.  Outnumbered them last night on Bourbon at least two to one.  All this aMm about their great defense, we've played at least three if not four defenses as good or better than theirs.  Some assclown on the espinu said we'd score ten points against them.  Really?  Our low for the season was twenty against Alabama.  Fuckeyes are going down.  Hard.
"...we didn't come to paint.  We came to win the game".  "It's really a play we've worked ever since last year's game with LSU"  cBMFP, Nov. 27, 2010

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2011, 10:12:25 AM »
I love that he frames photographs of his winning scoreboards.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2011, 10:44:00 AM »
And that is what will happen tomorrow.  We are here in New Orleans, and their fans are nervous, very nervous.  Outnumbered them last night on Bourbon at least two to one.  All this aMm about their great defense, we've played at least three if not four defenses as good or better than theirs.  Some assclown on the espinu said we'd score ten points against them.  Really?  Our low for the season was twenty against Alabama.  Fuckeyes are going down.  Hard.

Which assclown was that?

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2011, 01:40:22 PM »
I have incorporated the word 'slapdicks' into my daily vernacular.

It's a fun word to say out loud.
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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2011, 04:26:53 PM »
Which assclown was that?

I don't remember, it was several days ago on a preview on espnu.  Some fat guy with glasses.
"...we didn't come to paint.  We came to win the game".  "It's really a play we've worked ever since last year's game with LSU"  cBMFP, Nov. 27, 2010

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM »
Down at the senior citizens home, doing a couple numbers for the old ladies.

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Re: I love BMFP
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2011, 09:51:09 AM »
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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