Mitch Mustain did what?

[The Reverend Snoophogg]

Seriously?

You're talking about a live arm that allegedly is hitting 90 off the couch...  that hasn't seen any action, i.e. wear and tear, in almost 10 years.

Yeah, someone would give him a shot. He more than likely wouldn't be expected to be anything more than middle relief, but...  that's kinda important these days.

I was thinking these things but am not baseball smart, so I didn't know exactly what to say.  I remember him having lots of arm strength... And basically unused for years. Hmmmmmmm

[Tusk till Dawn]

C'mon guys...believe.

Is that kid the kid from two and a half men?

[Zoso]

Is that kid the kid from two and a half men?

Naaaa....that's Dennis Quaid.

[Phat_Hawg]

Naaaa....that's Dennis Quaid.

Wasn't he in Tron?

[Clark]

Wasn't he in Tron?

Is that the movie where the little robots rebuild that apartment building Ms. Daisy lives in with that old dude from Cocoon?

[Animal]

Is that kid the kid from two and a half men?

Yes

[ocelot_ark]

No team will sign him or even take a shot on him. 24 year old pitchers in rookie ball don't get many looks. Might as well sign a 16 year old out of the Dominican for less money.

Considering there are about, oh, 10000 baseball leagues around the world, I'm sure he could find a place to latch on and work on his game for a year or two.  You never know what he might be capable of.  I hope he's able to make something out of that talent.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Is that the movie where the little robots rebuild that apartment building Ms. Daisy lives in with that old dude from Cocoon?

That was on TV the other day.

[Judge Issac Porker]

Blue Hairs like their cashew chicken.

Thank you Springfield, Missouri...

[bigghurtt]

Wait...you guys don't take the shortcut around Mntn. H.?  You actually drive into the town, on purpose?  You know you can go right around it, right?  Never have to really be in that town at all.  Like if Andy Dufresne's hole in the wall had the prison garage on the other side, instead of a super-long sewer pipe.

[libertyhog]

Wait...you guys don't take the shortcut around Mntn. H.?  You actually drive into the town, on purpose?  You know you can go right around it, right?  Never have to really be in that town at all.  Like if Andy Dufresne's hole in the wall had the prison garage on the other side, instead of a super-long sewer pipe.

I bypass that place like it's on fire when I'm on my way to Branson.   

[chittlins]

Wait...you guys don't take the shortcut around Mntn. H.?  You actually drive into the town, on purpose?  You know you can go right around it, right?  Never have to really be in that town at all.  Like if Andy Dufresne's hole in the wall had the prison garage on the other side, instead of a super-long sewer pipe.

One can only pray that I can do the same at Harrison before I die.

[libertyhog]

One can only pray that I can do the same at Harrison before I die.

I like to drive thru downtown Harrison with my windows rolled down playing the rap music.  On my way to Branson.   

[bigghurtt]

I like to drive thru downtown Harrison with my windows rolled down playing the rap music.  On my way to Branson.   

Harrison loves the rap.  Compton is just up the mountain, and Watts is on the golf course.

[Sliver72]

I Kan't say I've ever been to Harrison, but I hear the Kountry up there is beautiful. Especially during the Fall when nature's Kolors begin to change. I dunno. Maybe the person who told me that was feeding me a line of Krap.

[KCHOGS]

One can only pray that I can do the same at Harrison before I die.

they tried that once....then the town started building on the bypass.  Now they have really narrow lanes that scare the hell out of the blue hairs that live there.

[Tusk till Dawn]

I Kan't say I've ever been to Harrison, but I hear the Kountry up there is beautiful. Especially during the Fall when nature's Kolors begin to change. I dunno. Maybe the person who told me that was feeding me a line of Krap.

very subtle.

[bigghurtt]

I Kan't say I've ever been to Harrison, but I hear the Kountry up there is beautiful. Especially during the Fall when nature's Kolors begin to change. I dunno. Maybe the person who told me that was feeding me a line of Krap.

Is your witty hidden joke something about the KKKK?  Because I gotta be honest, I have no fucking clue what that is.

[Tusk till Dawn]

Harrison loves the rap.  Compton is just up the mountain, and Watts is on the golf course.

I thought Compton was over there off North Maple or Spruce somewhere? Hmmm, been gone too long I guess.

[bigghurtt]

I thought Compton was over there off North Maple or Spruce somewhere? Hmmm, been gone too long I guess.

You're thinking of Verotik.

[Sliver72]

very subtle.

You know, once I got really curious as to what the Klan's website was like. I wondered if it had like swastikas and red crosshairs on it and shit. So I surfed on over.

No swastikas or hate speech...
but the DO have a gift shop. I promise.
And they sell shit like figurines and t shirts that say "Property of The Ku Klux Klan with the XL in between the lines of the words. As Charlie Murphy says, "There's a lot of good storytellers in the world. But you can't make that shit up."

Ceramic figurines.

[Sliver72]

Is your witty hidden joke something about the KKKK?  Because I gotta be honest, I have no fucking clue what that is.

Sir, that is racist. I was talking about strikeouts. Besides, the Klan spells everything with a K.

[Tusk till Dawn]

You're thinking of Verotik.

Then I strike my statement from the woopig record.

[Jose Papoopoo]

For those who care, KNWA is running a story on Mustain after the SuperBowl this Sunday.

[crote]

Is your witty hidden joke something about the KKKK?  Because I gotta be honest, I have no fucking clue what that is.

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