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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #475 on: February 12, 2012, 08:16:08 PM »
I would be satisfied if he'd just mail me some Adderall.

You just need to post your email address somewhere on the internet.  You will have tons of friends from messico and chiner and Nigeria who can't wait to send you some, along with Viagra, oxycontin, vicodan, and a porkula pump.
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #476 on: February 12, 2012, 08:22:26 PM »
So how long before some female wacko Kannapolis Intimidators fan writes a "Dear Mr. Home Run King" letter?


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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #477 on: February 12, 2012, 08:34:44 PM »
Dear Mr. Blown Save King.....
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #478 on: February 12, 2012, 09:39:41 PM »
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #479 on: February 13, 2012, 01:43:11 PM »
Well I hope he gets called up and makes the World Series.

I hope they are down by 3 runs in game 7 and he comes in and saves the game.

I hope immediately after the game some dumbass reporter asks him how it feels and he looks directly in the camera and says "frick YOU Hootie YOU fricking IDIOTIC aMm FOR BRAINS mfricking NO COACHING NO RECRUITING BITCH ASS DORK"

Then walk away laughing.

I would be satisfied with that.
What you have described is a win. You can only get a save if you go in with the lead.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #480 on: February 13, 2012, 02:06:50 PM »
What you have described is a win. You can only get a save if you go in with the lead.


Maybe he meant the other team is down 3 runs when he comes in.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #481 on: February 14, 2012, 09:19:03 AM »
Maybe I meant "saves the day".

Our founding fathers would have been shooting by now.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #482 on: February 17, 2012, 11:40:24 PM »
Dear Mr. Defensive Coordinator King.


JONESBORO, Ark. (AP)—Arkansas State defensive coordinator Keith Patterson has resigned less than two months after being hired.

Head coach Gus Malzahn announced the resignation in a news release Friday. Patterson had been hired as ASU defensive coordinator on Jan. 4—less than a month after Malzahn was hired as head coach.

Malzahn said Patterson is leaving for a job at another FBS program and that a search for his replacement is under way. Malzahn did not disclose where Patterson is going.

Patterson spent last season as defensive coordinator and linebackers’ coach at the University of Pittsburgh and served briefly as interim head coach at Pittsburgh.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #483 on: February 18, 2012, 04:22:07 AM »

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #484 on: February 18, 2012, 10:41:30 AM »
Dear Mr. Defensive Coordinator King.


JONESBORO, Ark. (AP)—Arkansas State defensive coordinator Keith Patterson has resigned less than two months after being hired.

Head coach Gus Malzahn announced the resignation in a news release Friday. Patterson had been hired as ASU defensive coordinator on Jan. 4—less than a month after Malzahn was hired as head coach.

Malzahn said Patterson is leaving for a job at another FBS program and that a search for his replacement is under way. Malzahn did not disclose where Patterson is going.

Patterson spent last season as defensive coordinator and linebackers’ coach at the University of Pittsburgh and served briefly as interim head coach at Pittsburgh.

Hmph. I guess he didn't realize an offensive genius; a leader of men when he seent one. He'll wake up one morning when Sir Gus has the RedIndianWolves howlin' and aMm in the BCSNCG and kick himself square in the nuts for not sticking with a winner. A proven winner, not one that just stands around talking about how much of a winner he is.















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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #487 on: June 20, 2012, 12:06:39 PM »
http://www.arkansassports360.com/31866/former-razorbackusc-quarterback-mitch-mustain-solid-in-pro-baseball-debut


And look who the first to comment is.

And which one of you woopiggaz is this?

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Not surprised to see Zeke Ulrey, the Kansas City stalker and Houston Nutt apostle, was the first to swoop in with a comment. Must be a slow day at the cell phone kiosk.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #488 on: August 01, 2012, 08:39:31 AM »
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GLENDALE, Ariz. — Mitch Mustain stands alone on the pitcher's mound and paws the dirt with his cleats.

It has been eight long years since he gripped a baseball in a competitive setting. Nearly six since the former football star embarked on one of the most high-profile and enigmatic athletic odysseys in college sports history. Almost two since his last shot at being a sports hero.

In Arkansas, Mustain became one of the most decorated high school quarterbacks ever to throw a pass; his two impressive seasons of high school baseball were a mere footnote.

As a senior in 2005, he led Springdale High's undefeated football team to a state title. Gatorade, USA Today and Parade magazine named him the national player of the year. A future in college and pro football seemed assured.

Yet he played only one polarizing season at his home state university before transferring in 2007 across the country to USC — where his football career stalled.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/la-sp-mitch-mustain-20120801,0,6966479,full.story

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #489 on: August 01, 2012, 09:07:30 AM »
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #490 on: April 17, 2013, 04:49:23 PM »
The documentary is going to be at the LR Film Festival.  Nolan is the narrator.  Kinda weird.

Also, after the past year, this just strikes me as boring.  They missed their window of people giving a frick by about 14 months.

http://www.fayettevilleflyer.com/2013/04/17/mitch-mustain-documentary-to-debut-at-2013-little-rock-film-festival/
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #491 on: April 17, 2013, 04:49:52 PM »
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #492 on: April 17, 2013, 05:18:54 PM »
Also, after the past year, this just strikes me as boring.  They missed their window of people giving a frick by about 14 months.

His mom probably still cares.
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #494 on: April 17, 2013, 05:39:26 PM »
I dont see a future in narration for Nolan.  That was awful. 

It's not something I'm going to seek out, but if it shows up on cable I'll watch it. 

Watching that little taste from that USC game just rekindles all the hate I have carried since childhood for Houston Dale Nutt.  Its a goddammed shame that so much talent was showered on the program and this model of ineptitude and his cronies just fricking squandered it.  A true freshman pulls down 8 wins at an SEC program and any other coach would have been using that to build a juggernaut. Mitch and their side certainly had their issues, but frick what might have been.  God is great to have then given us BMFP and then BB. 

frick Houston Nutt.  Now if Yelena thought that HDN was the mastermind of the Woopig, and Jimmy Sexton could set up a meeting for them...

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #495 on: April 17, 2013, 06:35:19 PM »
I hope they skewer HDN in that thing.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #496 on: April 17, 2013, 06:43:58 PM »
I hope they skewer Hootie in that thing.

How could they not?  Hootie fricked him good.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #497 on: April 18, 2013, 12:17:17 AM »
when that fella was talking about the conversation he was having with his wife and she asked "what happened?"... how can anyone watching it unfold NOT see that the kid got one of the (if not THE) most epic fuckings in Razorback history. I feel the exact same way as Texzilla...every time I see HDN, I wish something would fall out of the sky and silence his goofy ass. Not just because he fricked Mustain, but because of how he had that enormous pool of talent and did NOTHING with it. aMm it away.
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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #498 on: April 18, 2013, 12:58:19 AM »
Call me crazy, but I see this having little effect other than making MM look bad.  He got the shafting of all shaftings, but we already knew that.  This will most likely just be fodder for huggers who thought the kid was a premadonna.

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Re: Mitch Mustain did what?
« Reply #499 on: April 18, 2013, 06:16:41 AM »
Call me crazy, but I see this having little effect other than making MM look bad.  He got the shafting of all shaftings, but we already knew that.  This will most likely just be fodder for huggers who thought the kid was a premadonna.
Without a doubt. The best course of action would have been just to fade into obscurity and consider all things "lessons learned". I really don't plan on seeing the film, but even if I did, it couldn't make me dislike HDN any more than I do at the moment.
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