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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2011, 12:49:36 PM »


Looks like the fans are saying it too..

http://www.cockytalk.com/showthread.php?t=156335

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2011, 12:53:00 PM »

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2011, 12:54:22 PM »
 :maundoed: Shaw upstaged Garcia against KY. Spurrier finally saw his chance to finally break free of the drunk.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2011, 01:07:03 PM »
:maundoed: Shaw upstaged Garcia against KY. Spurrier finally saw his chance to finally break free of the drunk.
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2011, 01:07:16 PM »
Are Steve Taneyhill or Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass both younger that Garcia?

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2011, 01:08:47 PM »
Someone go register as Houston Nutt on that board and ask for Stephen's phone number.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2011, 01:09:29 PM »



I wonder if Garcia is interested in a parks and recreation master's degree?

I hear Ole Miss has a program for that . . .

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2011, 01:14:33 PM »
 :D 
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On an entirely unrelated note, congratulations to whichever one of Spurrier's daughters is unexpectedly pregnant.

Media guys on twitter are now saying he failed an alcohol test week.  Nice work dude.  It's really a sad ending to this whole saga.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2011, 01:14:53 PM »
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2011, 01:23:07 PM »
What a ballsy move by Spurrier.



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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2011, 01:26:19 PM »
:D 
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On an entirely unrelated note, congratulations to whichever one of Spurrier's daughters is unexpectedly pregnant.

Media guys on twitter are now saying he failed an alcohol test week.  Nice work dude.  It's really a sad ending to this whole saga.
It's interesting that he failed last week and got benched....but didn't actually kick him off until Shaw had a good game. Makes you wonder if he would have just been benched but kept as backup if Shaw had sucked.
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2011, 01:31:28 PM »
It's interesting that he failed last week and got benched....but didn't actually kick him off until Shaw had a good game. Makes you wonder if he would have just been benched but kept as backup if Shaw had sucked.

Or maybe Garcia got benched and said "frick it" with all the rules/stipulations of being back on the team.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2011, 01:59:44 PM »
He been havin drunken hot tub parties with Spurriers wimmen. NTTAWWT.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2011, 02:32:21 PM »
It's interesting that he failed last week and got benched....but didn't actually kick him off until Shaw had a good game. Makes you wonder if he would have just been benched but kept as backup if Shaw had sucked.

EXACTLY.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2011, 02:35:15 PM »
It's interesting that he failed last week and got benched....but didn't actually kick him off until Shaw had a good game. Makes you wonder if he would have just been benched but kept as backup if Shaw had sucked.

You're reaching.  I think Spurrier was doing his best people heppin' too, and some people just can't be hepped.  As Dear Abby used to say, "fool me once shame on you, fool me 126 times shame on, what was the question?"

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2011, 02:57:11 PM »
You're reaching.  I think Spurrier was doing his best people heppin' too, and some people just can't be hepped.  As Dear Abby used to say, "fool me once shame on you, fool me 126 times shame on, what was the question?"
How am I reaching? They knew last week he failed the test, yet he was still on the sidelines saturday. If they were really kicking him off no matter what, he wouldn't have been there saturday.
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2011, 03:22:19 PM »
How am I reaching? They knew last week he failed the test, yet he was still on the sidelines saturday. If they were really kicking him off no matter what, he wouldn't have been there saturday.
You're not reaching.  You ruined my perfectly timed, and repeated joke.  No doubt in my mind Garcia flunked a drug test, but Spurrier waited to see if new guy could perform at an unembarrassing level.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2011, 03:47:39 PM »
You're not reaching.  You ruined my perfectly timed, and repeated joke.  No doubt in my mind Garcia flunked a drug test, but Spurrier waited to see if new guy could perform at an unembarrassing level.
The damn internet and it's masking of sarcasm. The Nutt jokes come at you so fast sometimes, they just mess you up.
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2011, 04:28:00 PM »
ESPN says he tested positive for alcohol and marijuana.  I didn't know Garcia had a son, which makes all this a little less funny. 

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7088804/south-carolina-gamecocks-dismiss-oft-suspended-stephen-garcia


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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2011, 04:33:15 PM »
You're not reaching.  You ruined my perfectly timed, and repeated joke.  No doubt in my mind Garcia flunked a drug test, but Spurrier waited to see if new guy could perform at an unembarrassing level.

then he should have waited until he saw Shaw in action against another team.  Kentucky is teh suck.  their defense would have made Jerry Garcia look all-world.

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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2011, 05:07:33 PM »
ESPN says he tested positive for alcohol and marijuana.  I didn't know Garcia had a son, which makes all this a little less funny. 

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7088804/south-carolina-gamecocks-dismiss-oft-suspended-stephen-garcia


I didn't read the link, so if his son is being mistreated as result of his abuse of alcohol and marijuana, I take the following back:

Son? Don't you mean grandson?
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2011, 05:20:17 PM »
Boy I tell you what. The time for some people helpin is upon us. Between Garret Gilbert and Stephen Garcia Dale is really going to have to decide who deserves more people helpin.
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2011, 07:52:23 PM »
Nutt's just looking at who has the better shot at "immediate eligibilty". That, and scouring the Tejas and USCe curriculums for Parks and Rec
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Re: Cocks' Stephen Garcia Suspended
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2011, 10:39:31 PM »
Garcia finishes his career with 7,597 passing yards, completing 589-of-1021 passes (57.7 percent), with 47 touchdowns and 41 interceptions.  This season, he was 61-of-118 (51.7 percent) for 844 yards with four touchdowns and nine interceptions in five games.

aMm.  Give him another chance, Steve.


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