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Offline LashHog

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If 225 is fat I must be a fricking beached whale. I'm 6' and at my best weight I was 240 and felt great... that was after a high of 380 though ;D
Shhhhh....you're screwing up the beatdown.

Besides, I still stand behind my statement about what that 225 is made up of in his case.
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If 225 is fat I must be a fricking beached whale. I'm 6' and at my best weight I was 240 and felt great... that was after a high of 380 though ;D

Yeah...you're not as big of a Davis as you used to be.

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Double or nothing he loses that kidney.

I wonder if these guys will chip in like the hogville boys and buy him a new one. 

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Anyone going with Jro as a darkhorse in their death pool?
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After further dialysis, I have decided to refrain from making jokes about the situation until I know more.  It's classless, and frankly, I don't even know the guy.  I'm more concerned about getting my shitty import to the shop today, anyway.  If Donnie's can't work a miracle I'm looking at total Renault failure.   :french

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After further dialysis, I have decided to refrain from making jokes about the situation until I know more.  It's classless, and frankly, I don't even know the guy.  I'm more concerned about getting my shitty import to the shop today, anyway.  If Donnie's can't work a miracle I'm looking at total Renault failure.   :french


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(In woopigga voice over mimicking Forrest Gump)

Dear Frosted Tips,

We sorry we ruined your black panther pahty,

Woopig

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If Donnie's can't work a miracle I'm looking at total Renault failure.   :french

that's the last place I'd take my import to get fixed. you'll walk out with your car not fixed and a $800 bill.

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If Donnie's can't work a miracle I'm looking at total Renault failure.   :french


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Yeah...you're not as big of a Davis as you used to be.
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If 225 is fat I must be a fricking beached whale. I'm 6' and at my best weight I was 240 and felt great... that was after a high of 380 though ;D

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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He likes his drama:

Guys I'll be honest I have been addicted to hydrocodene for 3 years now. I take one 10 a day and I'm pretty sure this is what happened. I thought since I was only taking one a day that I wasn't addicted bc I have friends that take 4-5 a day. I am having a biopsy done today but like I said most likely my kidney isn't going to work anymore. I hope that after all this I can overcome my addiction to pain pills and start being the husband and father I need to be. It's hard to cope w bc I thought surely one of my friends that take roxys or Methadones or Oxys were the ones that needed to quit or at least slow down. Come to find out it was me.

Most likely gonna need a new kidney and I'm
Not even sure I deserve one.


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Most likely gonna need a new kidney and I'm
Not even sure I deserve one.


They could start a poll so the people he owes money to can vote on it.
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He likes his drama:

Guys I'll be honest I have been addicted to hydrocodene for 3 years now. I take one 10 a day and I'm pretty sure this is what happened. I thought since I was only taking one a day that I wasn't addicted bc I have friends that take 4-5 a day. I am having a biopsy done today but like I said most likely my kidney isn't going to work anymore. I hope that after all this I can overcome my addiction to pain pills and start being the husband and father I need to be. It's hard to cope w bc I thought surely one of my friends that take roxys or Methadones or Oxys were the ones that needed to quit or at least slow down. Come to find out it was me.

Most likely gonna need a new kidney and I'm
Not even sure I deserve one.



Translation --> "I still can't admit my problems were all self-inflicted"

And seriously..."one 10 a day"? It's good to know his kidney is as big a puthy as he is.
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The very least he could do is offer his remaining stash to pay down his debts...at a slight discount to street value of course.
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Anyone going with Jro as a darkhorse in their death pool?

The drop/add date for the 2011 Dead Pool isn't until July 1...maybe he can hold out that long...
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Ouch.  I hope that guy has pain pills.



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That's a BMI of over 30, so technically obese. May want to lay off the cheese dip there guy.
BMI is vastly overblown in my opinion.  I did the calculations and it told be I was overweight, I'm 6'5" and weight 195.

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BMI is vastly overblown in my opinion.  I did the calculations and it told be I was overweight, I'm 6'5" and weight 195.

Really??


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I really don't want to know one more detail about this guy's personal life.  Why people force that aMm onto others on message boards is completely lost on me.

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I really don't want to know one more detail about this guy's personal life.  Why people force that aMm onto others on message boards is completely lost on me.

My grandmother essentially said the same thing.  It was my signature line here for several years. 

My father was adopted so she was not blood kin.  She might as well have been.  She was old guard and redefined stoicism with her every thought and act.  Dad and I sat by her bed at Baptist for three straight weeks before she died.  When she wasn't sleeping or overly-medicated she was smiling and talking to me as if we were fishing or playing cards.  She was a fricking rock and I think every day about how strong she was.

I'm sorry she will never meet my children.  I am sorry that horse's cock perforated her colon.  A weaker person might have sought treatment.  We might still have her in our lives if she weren't so stubborn.  We might still have her in our lives if the walls of her lower intestines were half as strong as her will.



 

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