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Offline Law_Hawg

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Time to play guess her age . . .
« on: June 20, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »

Pic is below.  Now guess her age.  I'll explain how I stumbled across this in a bit. 

« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 02:50:57 PM by Law_Hawg »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 02:50:57 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 02:54:28 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 02:54:58 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 02:55:41 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 02:56:15 PM »


Some of you are MUCH closer than others right now.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 02:56:43 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 02:57:01 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 02:57:28 PM »
First, No, they're not real. Second, I don't give a shit.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 02:57:51 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 02:58:11 PM »
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“I once entered the bar of the Drake Hotel in Chicago where an ancient presided over a veritable American wing of glasses and bottles, and tried to explain that I wanted an Old Fashioned without fruit except the lemon.  The Nestor of the decanters waxed as livid as a Marxist on May Day, smashed a champagne glass he was polishing and danced up and down on the duck-boards in an ecstasy of rage.  ‘Young impudent sir,’ he screamed, ‘my hair is hoary –with eld,’ he added as an afterthought.  ‘Man and boy I’ve built Old Fashioned cocktails these sixty years.  Yes sir, since the first Armour was pushing a wheelbarrow in a slaughterhouse, and I have never yet had the perverted nastiness of mind to put fruit in an Old Fashioned.  Get out, scram, go over to the Palmer House and drink."  Quote by Lucius Bebe in the introduction of Crosby Gaige’s Cocktail Guide and Ladies’ Companion.  1945.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 02:59:59 PM »
Green Mile

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 03:01:15 PM »

PinkJerseyBoy is the winner of the fastest Google.

She's a 16-year old aspiring country music singer named Courtney Alexis Stodden.

She recently married a 51-year old actor, which is how I first heard of her when I saw an article about it earlier today and looked her up.

Green Mile's Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer, 16

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 03:03:24 PM »
Sick as hell

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 03:05:43 PM »
Pic is below.  Now guess her age.  I'll explain how I stumbled across this in a bit. 



16.  She must have terrible parents...I would never allow my daughter to marry someone that ugly...not to mention someone older than her own parents.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2011, 03:07:28 PM »
And here is a preview of what she'll be like at 40:

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,71280.0.html
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2011, 03:08:06 PM »
so this dude can bang away at a 16 year old (his wife) but her 19 year old boyfriend could be locked up for statutory rape. further, he can stare at her 16 yr. old body in the nude, but anyone caught with pics of her could be prosecuted for possessing underage pron.  

what a wonderful country we live in.   ::)
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2011, 03:08:54 PM »


I mean to disqualify HipHog from the proceedings in this thread, as it might be sensory overload for him.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2011, 03:09:06 PM »
Sick as Starkville

Yeah I can't believe she's marry someone that old.  :stache:

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2011, 03:09:53 PM »
This wasn't a fun game.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 03:10:10 PM »
So Law Hawg is really Chris Hansen?

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2011, 03:11:00 PM »
This wasn't a fun game.


Quit yer bitchin'.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2011, 03:12:57 PM »
I mean to disqualify HipHog from the proceedings in this thread, as it might be sensory overload for him.

No one even guessed she was eleven.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2011, 03:16:16 PM »
Some of you are MUCH closer than others right now.

I just said 42 because I wanted to piss off a 16 year old girl by saying she looked 42.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2011, 03:28:12 PM »
so this dude can bang away at a 16 year old (his wife) but her 19 year old boyfriend could be locked up for statutory rape. further, he can stare at her 16 yr. old body in the nude, but anyone caught with pics of her could be prosecuted for possessing underage pron. 

what a wonderful country we live in.   ::)


she's real classy...look at this. 




on another note, this guy played Horace on Lost. 

« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 03:34:08 PM by Boar Bidet »
to be honest, apart from my support of ISIS,  I hate your food.

 

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