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Offline Law_Hawg

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Time to play guess her age . . .
« on: June 20, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »

Pic is below.  Now guess her age.  I'll explain how I stumbled across this in a bit. 

« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 02:50:57 PM by Law_Hawg »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 02:50:57 PM »
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Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 02:54:28 PM »
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why don't you eat a big bowl of tainted Blue Bell and shut the ever living fuck up.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 02:54:58 PM »
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Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 02:55:41 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 02:56:15 PM »


Some of you are MUCH closer than others right now.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 02:56:43 PM »
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Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 02:57:01 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 02:57:28 PM »
First, No, they're not real. Second, I don't give a aMm.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 02:57:51 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 02:58:11 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 02:59:59 PM »
Green Mile

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 03:01:15 PM »

PinkJerseyBoy is the winner of the fastest Google.

She's a 16-year old aspiring country music singer named Courtney Alexis Stodden.

She recently married a 51-year old actor, which is how I first heard of her when I saw an article about it earlier today and looked her up.

Green Mile's Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Country Singer, 16

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 03:03:24 PM »
Sick as Starkville

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 03:05:43 PM »
Pic is below.  Now guess her age.  I'll explain how I stumbled across this in a bit. 



16.  She must have terrible parents...I would never allow my daughter to marry someone that ugly...not to mention someone older than her own parents.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2011, 03:07:28 PM »
And here is a preview of what she'll be like at 40:

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,71280.0.html
Down at the senior citizens home, doing a couple numbers for the old ladies.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2011, 03:08:06 PM »
so this dude can bang away at a 16 year old (his wife) but her 19 year old boyfriend could be locked up for statutory rape. further, he can stare at her 16 yr. old body in the nude, but anyone caught with pics of her could be prosecuted for possessing underage pron.  

what a wonderful country we live in.   ::)
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2011, 03:08:54 PM »


I mean to disqualify HipHog from the proceedings in this thread, as it might be sensory overload for him.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2011, 03:09:06 PM »
Sick as Starkville

Yeah I can't believe she's marry someone that old.  :stache:
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2011, 03:09:53 PM »
This wasn't a fun game.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 03:10:10 PM »
So Law Hawg is really Chris Hansen?

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2011, 03:11:00 PM »
This wasn't a fun game.


Quit yer bitchin'.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2011, 03:12:57 PM »
I mean to disqualify HipHog from the proceedings in this thread, as it might be sensory overload for him.

No one even guessed she was eleven.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2011, 03:16:16 PM »
Some of you are MUCH closer than others right now.

I just said 42 because I wanted to piss off a 16 year old girl by saying she looked 42.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2011, 03:28:12 PM »
so this dude can bang away at a 16 year old (his wife) but her 19 year old boyfriend could be locked up for statutory rape. further, he can stare at her 16 yr. old body in the nude, but anyone caught with pics of her could be prosecuted for possessing underage pron. 

what a wonderful country we live in.   ::)


she's real classy...look at this. 




on another note, this guy played Horace on Lost. 

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