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Offline Phat_Hawg

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #100 on: January 02, 2012, 09:59:06 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #101 on: January 02, 2012, 10:39:27 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #102 on: January 02, 2012, 11:00:18 PM »
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I don't know what the :puke is about.  She is a skank ho but is a better piece of ass than the majority here have had.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #103 on: January 02, 2012, 11:33:00 PM »
I don't know what the :puke is about.  She is a skank ho but is a better piece of ass than the majority here have had.
i would hope not. she is not attractive
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #104 on: January 02, 2012, 11:38:51 PM »
i would hope not. she is not attractive

Of course not, she looks older than she is. 

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #105 on: January 03, 2012, 12:30:44 AM »
Of course not, she looks older than she is.
if im gonna violate a 16 year old, i would at least want her to look 16, not 40
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #106 on: January 03, 2012, 01:56:56 AM »
if im gonna violate a 16 year old, i would at least want her to look 16, not 40
Do it now, because at 25 she's gonna look 50.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #107 on: January 03, 2012, 02:44:08 PM »
Do it now, because at 25 she's gonna look 50.

These types hardly ever make it to 25.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #108 on: January 03, 2012, 05:16:03 PM »
if im gonna violate a 16 year old, i would at least want her to look 16, not 40

While I agree with your reasoning, she is a fine piece of ass relatively speaking.  Especially if she is going for the skanky coke-whore look.  But if you are before the judge and he asks you why you violated a 16 year old, wouldn't you rather her look like an old coke-whore? 

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #109 on: January 03, 2012, 05:23:30 PM »
While I agree with your reasoning, she is a fine piece of ass relatively speaking.  Especially if she is going for the skanky coke-whore look.  But if you are before the judge and he asks you why you violated a 16 year old, wouldn't you rather her look like an old coke-whore?

Depends on if the judge is a petterass. (spl check provided by Walter.)  :stache:

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #110 on: January 03, 2012, 05:27:26 PM »
if im gonna violate a 16 year old, i would at least want her to look 16, not 40


So THAT'S the attraction, eh?

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #111 on: January 03, 2012, 05:59:01 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #112 on: January 03, 2012, 06:15:53 PM »
Pretty sure someone needs to put a countdown timer that says how long til she hits 18.  I bet they release their home videos on her birthday.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #113 on: January 04, 2012, 08:07:37 AM »
There isn't one red blooded American male on teh woopigs who wouldn't hit unless for religious or moral reasons. Ya'll be full of crap otherwise!
I'm gonna have to go with the "because I'd feel creepy as Starkville for even thinking about hitting some 16 year old poon." argument. Nothing moral or religious about it. I'm interested in staying out of jail.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #114 on: January 04, 2012, 08:39:43 AM »
There isn't one red blooded American male on teh woopigs who wouldn't hit unless for religious or moral reasons. Ya'll be full of crap otherwise!

I wouldn't.  Yuck, that bitch has had Percy in her.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #115 on: January 04, 2012, 09:01:16 AM »
Pretty sure someone needs to put a countdown timer that says how long til she hits 18.  I bet they release their home videos on her birthday.

Let's hope the videos were shot earlier that same day, then.  Her age at the time of release ain't really the issue.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #116 on: January 04, 2012, 09:20:07 AM »
There isn't one red blooded American male on teh woopigs who wouldn't hit unless for religious or moral reasons. Ya'll be full of crap otherwise!
never said i wouldnt hit it, just said she wasnt that atractive.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #117 on: January 04, 2012, 09:20:56 AM »
There isn't one red blooded American male on teh woopigs who wouldn't hit unless for religious or moral reasons. Ya'll be full of crap otherwise!
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"I played seven years in the NBA," Mayberry said. "But nothing can take away the time I had over here playing for Coach Richardson. They were the best years of my life. Arkansas fans are the best."

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #118 on: January 05, 2012, 01:59:33 AM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #119 on: January 05, 2012, 08:32:29 AM »
That looks like Kate Beckinsale's sister on the movie "CLick"

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #120 on: January 05, 2012, 08:38:26 AM »
That looks like Kate Beckinsale's sister on the movie "CLick"

That's Stifler's mom too.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #121 on: January 05, 2012, 10:42:55 AM »
There isn't one red blooded American male on teh woopigs who wouldn't hit unless for religious or moral reasons. Ya'll be full of crap otherwise!
If I'm sitting at home checking her out on the internet and my pretend decision is based solely on whether or not she looks older than 16 and is hot.... yes I'd do her in an internet minute.
If she's standing in front of me down to get down, and I KNOW that she's 16 years old... no I'm not touching this girl.

She's probably 17 years old by now anyway, and that is a totally different story.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #122 on: January 05, 2012, 12:22:21 PM »
If I'm sitting at home checking her out on the internet and my pretend decision is based solely on whether or not she looks older than 16 and is hot.... yes I'd do her in an internet minute.
If she's standing in front of me down to get down, and I KNOW that she's 16 years old... no I'm not touching this girl.

She's probably 17 years old by now anyway, and that is a totally different story.

Look, I hit that.  Multiple times



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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #123 on: January 05, 2012, 06:14:19 PM »
Look, I hit that.  Multiple times



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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #124 on: January 05, 2012, 06:21:00 PM »
Bet she wasn't wet after.

or sponge worthy, apparently.
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