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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #125 on: January 05, 2012, 06:48:49 PM »
or sponge worthy, apparently.

A lot of folks tried to make the joke, you nailed it.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #126 on: April 09, 2012, 03:49:36 PM »
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #127 on: April 09, 2012, 04:01:41 PM »
http://www.celebuzz.com/2012-04-07/courtney-stodden-dons-on-white-bikini-for-easter-themed-shoot-photos/

Guess every holiday is an excuse for a photo op.... ::)

What is that aMm that is on her arm.  Seems like it's been on there since this circus went public.  The link below the pics has her in a pink bikini on the beach.  Something looks wrong with her ta-tas


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #128 on: April 09, 2012, 05:03:48 PM »
Something looks wrong with her ta-tas



Theres nothing wrong with real.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #129 on: April 09, 2012, 06:20:08 PM »
Theres nothing wrong with real.

They may be real, but she is wearing a padded bikini top. That's why they look odd.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #130 on: April 09, 2012, 06:21:36 PM »
They may be real, but she is wearing a padded bikini top. That's why they look odd.

That's what I was thinking.  Her right tit looks like it's trying to expand and migrate toward her hip.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #131 on: April 09, 2012, 06:33:26 PM »
Those breastesses are about as real as her lips.  NTTAWWT

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #132 on: April 09, 2012, 09:11:19 PM »
if im gonna violate a 16 year old, i would at least want her to look 16, not 40


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #133 on: April 09, 2012, 10:20:35 PM »
I'm more concerned with that T-Rex arm coming out of her rib cage.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #134 on: April 09, 2012, 10:33:12 PM »
What is that aMm that is on her arm.  Seems like it's been on there since this circus went public.  The link below the pics has her in a pink bikini on the beach.  Something looks wrong with her ta-tas


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #135 on: April 10, 2012, 06:40:20 AM »
if im gonna violate a 16 year old, i would at least want her to look 16, not 40

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #136 on: April 12, 2012, 02:48:41 PM »
if im gonna violate a 16 year old, i would at least want her to look 16, not 40

heh. "if"
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #137 on: August 30, 2012, 02:34:18 PM »
She is legal today.  Expect the porn to hit the internet by midnight. 
I got the glory, got the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the denali, getting drunk on the reg. fricking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg, basically all the aMm men fantasize about.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #138 on: August 30, 2012, 03:10:41 PM »
She is legal today.  Expect the porn to hit the internet by midnight.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #139 on: August 30, 2012, 03:12:36 PM »
Courtney Stodden turns 18, is 'flooded' with porn offers

Published August 30, 2012

FoxNews.com



Courtney Stodden made headlines when she married 'Lost' actor Doug Hutchison at the age of 16 (he was 51).

Today, Stodden turned 18, and said she woke up to a slew of phone calls.

Not from friends and family wishing her happy birthday, but from porn producers.

"I woke up this morning and I got flooded with a whole bunch of porn offers," she told TMZ.

She also said she may take up said offers.

‘I’m not going to say yes right now, and I’m not going to say no," she said. "I’m free to put it all out there without any problems."

Her mom, who is her manager, also mentioned Playboy might be an option.

Stodden's possible foray into adult entertainment would be her latest stab at fame. Earlier this year, Stodden came out with her first single, "Reality."

“The song is about clubbing and dancing with your sexy partner,” she told us at the time. “To me, it’s a story about lust. It’s about falling in love with someone. Is it in your head, or is it lust?”

Stodden is also appearing on a reality show in the near future.

About the porn offers, Stodden also said husband Hutchison was looking a little nervous.

"He seems a little concerned about what his wife’s going to do," she said.

Uh yeah.


http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/08/30/courtney-stodden-turns-18-is-flooded-with-porn-offers/?intcmp=features

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #140 on: August 30, 2012, 03:19:29 PM »
About the porn offers, Stodden also said husband Hutchison was looking a little nervous.

"He seems a little concerned about what his wife’s going to do," she said.

Uh yeah.

At least she's showing some, um, initiative.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #141 on: August 30, 2012, 03:28:18 PM »
There hasn't been a Locke on her hatch in years.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #142 on: August 30, 2012, 03:40:59 PM »
There hasn't been a Locke on her hatch in years.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #143 on: August 30, 2012, 04:03:32 PM »
There hasn't been a Locke on her hatch in years.

I heard there was an Eko in there.



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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #144 on: August 30, 2012, 05:06:53 PM »
I heard there was an Eko in there.

That's a Goodwin.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #145 on: May 18, 2013, 07:43:51 AM »
This chick is going to look really old by the time she hits 27.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #146 on: May 18, 2013, 07:49:15 AM »
Starkville, she already looked old when she was 16.

That being said, I'd still knock the bottom outta her.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #147 on: May 18, 2013, 08:47:46 AM »
This chick is going to look really old by the time she hits 27.

If you read the "stop it" thread, there's some news about her.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #148 on: May 18, 2013, 09:10:52 AM »
Went to the Cabot high school graduation last night. I know I'm a dirty old man but damn when did it become ok for girls to dress like expensive hookers? You should have seen some of the outfits girls were wearing to this thing.
And so it was that later
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #149 on: May 18, 2013, 09:29:53 AM »
Went to the Cabot high school graduation last night. I know I'm a dirty old man but damn when did it become ok for girls to dress like expensive hookers? You should have seen some of the outfits girls were wearing to this thing.

Teen age girls when we were growing up are totally different than girls nowadays. I still can't believe 12 year olds are allowed to wear makeup. WTF do they need makeup?
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