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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2011, 01:32:45 PM »
Its because she's on drugs.  Specifically some sort of pills, I would imagine.  You just don't act the way she does unless you are.

I've got a cousin who just cannot quit the pills that acts the same way. Can't sit still, blinks her eyes real slow like she's really paying attention to you when she's not, can quit screwing around with her hair, interjects into the conversation for no fricking reason... She even does that stupid shit where she's pushing her lips out like she's trying to look pretty or something. It's really sad.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #76 on: August 02, 2011, 02:18:50 PM »
I've got a cousin who just cannot quit the pills that acts the same way. Can't sit still, blinks her eyes real slow like she's really paying attention to you when she's not, can quit screwing around with her hair, interjects into the conversation for no fricking reason... She even does that stupid aMm where she's pushing her lips out like she's trying to look pretty or something. It's really sad.
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #77 on: August 02, 2011, 02:45:38 PM »
I've got a cousin who just cannot quit the pills that acts the same way. Can't sit still, blinks her eyes real slow like she's really paying attention to you when she's not, can quit screwing around with her hair, interjects into the conversation for no fricking reason... She even does that stupid aMm where she's pushing her lips out like she's trying to look pretty or something. It's really sad.

Pill heads give great blow jobs.  If you have pills.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #79 on: January 02, 2012, 11:51:26 AM »

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #80 on: January 02, 2012, 12:12:28 PM »
Link doesn't work. Drop the dash behind html up there like I did in the quote. Consider yourself moderated.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #81 on: January 02, 2012, 12:56:08 PM »
I think she likes the camera.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #82 on: January 02, 2012, 01:31:48 PM »
Pill heads give great blow jobs.  If you have pills.

As do crackwhores if you have crack

As do ggroupies if your in a band

As do Espn announcers if you're not Bobby

As do sorority girls if you're rich (so I'm told)

As do fat girls if you're Michael Dyer

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #83 on: January 02, 2012, 02:58:46 PM »

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #84 on: January 02, 2012, 03:20:50 PM »
Daddy must be proud


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #85 on: January 02, 2012, 03:25:01 PM »
Daddy must be proud
I think she married him...


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #86 on: January 02, 2012, 04:53:42 PM »
Is it possible not to look like a whore in heels with big platforms on the front part of the foot?

Seriously, those shoes with the red bottoms* look so much better.  Why can't some chicks discern this?


*Those are pricy for low rent broads but there are knockoffs with similar profiles I am sure.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #87 on: January 02, 2012, 04:58:05 PM »
this bitch is nasty

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #88 on: January 02, 2012, 05:46:56 PM »
Is it possible not to look like a whore in heels with big platforms on the front part of the foot?

Seriously, those shoes with the red bottoms* look so much better.  Why can't some chicks discern this?


*Those are pricy for low rent broads but there are knockoffs with similar profiles I am sure.
 

She had shoes on? Didn't notice...

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #90 on: January 02, 2012, 06:31:23 PM »
Damn, frick the shit out of her for 13 weeks straight, but marry her?


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #91 on: January 02, 2012, 06:32:41 PM »
Damn, frick the aMm out of her for 13 weeks straight, but marry her?

Marriage is prob the only way fricking her would have been legal


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #92 on: January 02, 2012, 09:07:28 PM »
Marriage is prob the only way fricking her would have been legal

There should be a hotter than chit exception to the statutory rape laws.
It shouldn't be a crime to frick that...


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #93 on: January 02, 2012, 09:26:09 PM »
Esp when the little ho was probably begging for it


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #94 on: January 02, 2012, 09:31:03 PM »
There should be a hotter than chit exception to the statutory rape laws.
It shouldn't be a crime to frick that...

16 is legal in ARkansas.  Go git you some.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #95 on: January 02, 2012, 09:31:53 PM »
16 is legal in ARkansas.  Go git you some.

Alright Mr. Legal Eagle, what was the age of consent wherever this skank and her grandpa husband got married?


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #96 on: January 02, 2012, 09:37:42 PM »
Alright Mr. Legal Eagle, what was the age of consent wherever this skank and her grandpa husband got married?

From what I understand that's two different questions.  Arkansas age of consent is 16 but I believe you can legally get married with parental permission at 15.  In other words if you're 25 and you bang a 15 year old then it's the act of a sexual predator but if you marry her and than tear it up it becomes a beautiful act of love.

Of course I could be wrong about all of this.  I'm not an attorney although giving unlicensed legal advice is a hobby of mine.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #97 on: January 02, 2012, 09:39:12 PM »
Fucked up shit.  What happens when people who make laws don't actually know anything about laws or making laws.


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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #98 on: January 02, 2012, 09:40:29 PM »
In other words if you're 25 and you bang a 15 year old then it's the act of a sexual predator but if you marry her and than tear it up it becomes a beautiful act of love.

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Re: Time to play guess her age . . .
« Reply #99 on: January 02, 2012, 09:46:29 PM »
From what I understand that's two different questions.  Arkansas age of consent is 16 but I believe you can legally get married with parental permission at 15.  In other words if you're 25 and you bang a 15 year old then it's the act of a sexual predator but if you marry her and than tear it up it becomes a beautiful act of love.

Of course I could be wrong about all of this.  I'm not an attorney although giving unlicensed legal advice is a hobby of mine.

It was discussed at the beginning of this thread and you are correct. Craziness.