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Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« on: June 28, 2011, 11:26:09 PM »


Hopefully Tiger growing the Hollywood Hogan / Mebron James beard is the sign he's finally turning heel.

This is developing nicely. Tiger shows up at the British Open, not to play, but to be in the gallery just to mess with Rory McElroy. Tiger smoking a cigar, with a fur coat on, draped by a couple of strippers, just following Rory around the course dropping smug comments would be epic.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 12:10:02 AM »
He's mainly just on a trim hunt now.
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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 12:59:00 AM »


Hopefully Tiger growing the Hollywood Hogan / Mebron James beard is the sign he's finally turning heel.

This is developing nicely. Tiger shows up at the British Open, not to play, but to be in the gallery just to mess with Rory McElroy. Tiger smoking a cigar, with a fur coat on, draped by a couple of strippers, just following Rory around the course dropping smug comments would be epic.

From the looks of that pic, he's definitely on the shrinking side of the Bonds inflatable head thingy.  I'm still pulling for the Tiger though, he's a sex addict like most of us, he just doesn't keep it all to himself.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 05:59:12 AM »
I just THOUGHT he couldn't get any more bizarre looking. 

Piece of advice, Eldrick.  You want to go into hiding, at least wear a hat without your personal logo.  Maybe a fedora?  Some dark sunglasses?
I think it has to be the whole leg and not just pieces.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 07:59:09 AM »
Maybe he's auditioning for the pron.
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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 08:26:25 AM »
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 09:46:27 AM »
From the looks of that pic, he's definitely on the shrinking side of the Bonds inflatable head thingy.  I'm still pulling for the Tiger though, he's a sex addict like most of us, he just doesn't keep it all to himself.

He will be lucky if he ever become Bo Van Pelt relevant again. the new class of Rory, Jason Day, Anthony Kim and Matt Kuchar will not allow Tiger to be relevant again. That and the fact he can't keep a swing coach does not help.
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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2011, 10:36:58 AM »
I just THOUGHT he couldn't get any more bizarre looking. 


I boinked an African chick once who said she wanted a blasian baby.  She said that she wanted her kid to look like "Tiger Wood." I kinda figured she would know I wasnt asian since I'm a saltine cracker, but thankfully she wasnt looking for a baby at that time. 

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 09:43:21 PM »
that's not tiger, it's his evil twin.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2011, 06:22:44 AM »
Tiger shows up at the British Open, not to play, but to be in the gallery just to mess with Rory McElroy. Tiger smoking a cigar, with a fur coat on, draped by a couple of strippers, just following Rory around the course dropping smug comments would be epic.



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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2011, 09:54:51 AM »
He will be lucky if he ever become Bo Van Pelt relevant again. the new class of Rory, Jason Day, Anthony Kim and Matt Kuchar will not allow Tiger to be relevant again. That and the fact he can't keep a swing coach does not help.
How in the world do you put Matt Kuchar in with those guys?
He's 33.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 11:22:38 AM »
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2011, 09:27:14 PM »
My thoughts are that he is retiring.  Tiger doesn't call press conferences, he hates them.  I'm afraid his body had caught up with him. 

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-Woods-set-to-make-an-announcement-on-Monda?urn=golf-wp3429




Tiger Woods set to make an announcement on Monday morning

If Tiger Woods is calling in his media "friends," you know something is up. That's why the news that Tiger will sit down with The Golf Channel's Kelly Tilghman on Monday morning at 11 AM ET seems a bit strange. Tiger hasn't played golf since early May at the Players Championship, and announced last week that he wouldn't be attending the British Open this week at Royal St. George's.

What could it be? Well, there are a number of things that Tiger might need to get off his chest. Here are a few of the possibilites.

-- Tiger won't play golf for the rest of 2011. This one seems like the most likely because if Tiger is still hurting, and really wants to get 100 percent, he might need more time away from the game.

-- Tiger needs to have surgery to fix his knee/Achilles.

-- Tiger might comment on his relationship with Anthony Galea, maybe just to clear the air after Galea was indicted last week on counts of transporting illegal drugs across the border for a number of athletes.

-- Tiger might be giving us an idea of when he will return to golf.

Our good friend Ryan Ballengee over at Pro Golf Talk also threw in retirement as a possible topic, but I'm not totally sure Tiger is ready to hang up the Nike cleats just yet.

Stay tuned to Devil Ball, and follow us on Facebook and Twitter for up to the minute reaction from whatever Woods has to say on Monday.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2011, 09:43:51 PM »
He has lost that fire in his belly that was fueled by hookers and blow...that's pretty clear.
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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2011, 09:57:17 PM »
I hope he announces he's going back to banging skanks and doing blow.

I doubt he's going to announce his retirement at 11am on a Monday on the Golf Channel.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2011, 10:01:03 PM »
His endorsement dealers are requiring him to make an appearance.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2011, 10:03:24 AM »
That's too bad because I was really looking forward to his announcement.


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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2011, 02:20:54 PM »
Took me a second to get that one but I finally did. Damn.


Tiger almost pulled a Lebron, talking about moving management companies or something like that.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 06:05:58 PM »
That would be great.  But only if Elin was like Cookie and didnt get it.

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Re: Tiger Woods finally turned heel
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2011, 01:44:50 PM »
Damn.  I feel he is very close to manufacturing meth.

 

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