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Surprises in store for the WM3
« on: August 19, 2011, 07:48:58 AM »
01.  Nolan Richardson is gone but one of his assistants is still here
02.  Bill Clinton:  skinny, gray-headed, working in Harlem
03.  Arkansas has a lottery
04.  The new pyramid across the river is an old, ratty deathtrap that nobody wants
05.  There is finally a pedestrian bridge connecting Two Rivers Park and River Mountain Park!
06.  JonBenet didn't win the Miss America pageant
07.  WTF is a "Helio Ocean?"
08.  Frank Broyles is still alive
09.  They are the only people convicted of murder who were not released by Mike Huckabee
10.  The Murray State coach is at Ole Miss now?
« Last Edit: August 19, 2011, 07:51:54 AM by notaslibro »

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 07:59:26 AM »
01.  Nolan Richardson is gone but one of his assistants is still here
02.  Bill Clinton:  skinny, gray-headed, working in Harlem
03.  Arkansas has a lottery
04.  The new pyramid across the river is an old, ratty deathtrap that nobody wants
05.  There is finally a pedestrian bridge connecting Two Rivers Park and River Mountain Park!
06.  JonBenet didn't win the Miss America pageant
07.  WTF is a "Helio Ocean?"
08.  Frank Broyles is still alive
09.  They are the only people convicted of murder who were not released by Mike Huckabee
10.  The Murray State coach is at Ole Miss now?
Very good list, but you left out the obvious:

11.  Brad Paisley don't sing no country music, and because he ain't from Texass we should hate him?  Or something.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 08:00:22 AM »
12. It's against the law to type out messages on a phone while driving.

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Any real commentary about the situation should be done in the thread in Crapola.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 08:03:23 AM »
That whole grunge thing? Yeah, it's gone too.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 08:08:10 AM »
13. Porn movies are free and streaming on computers 24/7. No more stuck together, coverless issues of Score magazine to derive pleasure from.
14. Finding a cassette of Slayer for you to enjoy on your Sony Walkman will not be an option.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 08:11:42 AM »
07.  WTF is a "Helio Ocean?"

coffee almost came out of my nose.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2011, 08:14:01 AM »
15. Metallica is mainstream...no longer "speed metal".

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 08:19:42 AM »
15. Metallica is mainstream...no longer "speed metal".

That one will sting a little more than the rest.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 08:42:03 AM »
16. Rob Halford is Gay?????

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 08:42:29 AM »
17. If Damien still wants the goth look, he's going to have to wear skinny girl jeans.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2011, 09:04:54 AM »
18.  Starbucks
19.  Lady Gaga
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 09:14:21 AM »
20.  Gas and smokes.  $10 won't get them. 
21.  The MCDLT.  She is gone forever. 
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2011, 09:21:50 AM »
They'll be comforted by the fact that the more things change the more they stay the same...West Memphis is still a shithole.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2011, 09:23:28 AM »
22. MTV doesn't play music videos anymore...just shows about idiotic kids from jersey who like to workout, tan, drink and say really dumb aMm.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2011, 09:25:06 AM »
20.  Gas and smokes.  $10 won't get them. 
21.  The MCDLT.  She is gone forever. 

22. You can get a compressed meat sandwich called the McRib now.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2011, 09:27:22 AM »
24.   'Hey Damien, let's go to the Blue beacon truck wash...'

24b.  /crickets
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2011, 09:48:46 AM »
25. Tablets are now computers.

26.  Tweeting isn't just for birds.

27.  You can't actually visit Brokeback Mountain.

28.  The Hogs still play in shitty WMS.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2011, 10:14:24 AM »
We had to run off Hootie a 2nd time.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2011, 10:17:17 AM »
29.  Popular music is now sung by robots.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2011, 10:30:09 AM »
30.  You can actually watch the aforementioned porn on your phone and get half-decent quality.
31.  Apple computer probably made the cell phone carried by half the people you know.
32.  Florida has gone from also-ran in the SEC to national powerhouse in Football.  In fact, 95% of Gator fans think that their team has always been a superpower.  They are almost as delusional as Bammer fans.
33.  Fuckin SMU actually played in (and won!) a bowl game last year.
34.  Texass still sucks.   :notexas:  Oh, maybe that wasn't a surprise.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2011, 10:33:04 AM »
13. Porn movies are free and streaming on computers 24/7. No more stuck together, coverless issues of Score magazine to derive pleasure from.
14. Finding a cassette of Slayer for you to enjoy on your Sony Walkman will not be an option.



Psychologically, they may very well be attracted to girls of the same age as when they went in prison.  Don't even think about looking at them nekkid on the interwebs, or you will be back in prison.


Oh yea, there's a black guy in the oval office.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2011, 10:37:33 AM »
Oh yea, there's a black guy in the oval office.

And this time he isn't the janitor or the waiter!


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2011, 10:44:53 AM »
69. Micheal Jackson not guilty of child molestation. Guilty of being dead.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2011, 10:49:39 AM »
35. straight white people don't get aids anymore

 

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