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Offline TC

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #100 on: August 20, 2011, 01:04:11 AM »

O0


I guess I've never seen that picture that large because I always thought that was something hanging from Michael's chain.  Turns out, it's a fricking bow. 

Then how did Jermaine end up with the same exact shirt, and no bow?

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #101 on: August 20, 2011, 01:04:27 AM »
Hey now...


Easy, man. You don't want to get your post count up, do you?


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #102 on: August 20, 2011, 10:00:58 AM »
Wow, that is a bow on the front of Michael Jackson's shirt.  How do you explain that to mainstream culture back in the day before everyone was so open about homosexuality?

Hey now...
What's even worse is  you don't even have the YoGabbaGabba under your name anymore.  Either you changed it 5 years ago or I'm confused again. 

So you're not hogslobber's brother?

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #103 on: August 20, 2011, 11:36:02 AM »
Michael Jackson died, but not because someone's father killed him.


That's someone's father.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #104 on: August 20, 2011, 01:18:37 PM »
Trench coats and Marilyn Manson are out, get over it....this new kid, justin beiber, you guys will love him... he's hardcore.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #105 on: August 20, 2011, 01:28:09 PM »
74. Just like you, Tommy Smith used the celebrity Get Out Of Jail card.
"Whether you're Black or White;
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 From London, to Moscow or Memphis;
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #106 on: August 20, 2011, 01:49:24 PM »
70.  The white haired devil is still alive

Psst.

08.  Frank Broyles is still alive

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #107 on: August 20, 2011, 02:51:49 PM »
The Simpsons is still on the air.

So is Monday Night Raw.

Neither are very fun anymore.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #108 on: August 20, 2011, 03:06:41 PM »
75.  Remember how you could watch these lame fishing shows on TV - you know, the ones with some good old boy in a bass boat and a Tinnersee hat?  Well now they have like 50 of them on TV.  We can watch crab fishermen act like prom queens, we can watch lobster fishermen smoking themselves to lung cancer, guys fishing swordfish and even a bunch of fat rednecked 'tards wallowing around in muddy rivers noodling catfish.   Half of cable TV is now fishermen and poker players.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #109 on: August 20, 2011, 03:07:19 PM »
76.  The homeless kid from Growing Pains is a leading actor now.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #110 on: August 20, 2011, 03:15:20 PM »
76.  The homeless kid from Growing Pains is a leading actor now.

Had to Google it.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #111 on: August 20, 2011, 03:20:11 PM »
77. Pluto aint a planet no mo.


78. William Shatner has a show based on a twitter account.
         * a twitter account is an online social networking and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based posts of up to 140 characters
         * blogging refers to an online web journal of sorts
         *a social network is what you call folks who make and keep up with friends online.  You see in the future, friendships are won and lost while hunched over a keyboard. Not quite the same as where you've been for the past 15 years or so...hunched over a weight bench weeping for some tattooed fella named Bert to just finish already.


79.  AOL is all but extinct as the go-to source for getting on the internet. Now a days, the kings of the interwebs are Facebook, YouTube and Google.
     * Google is an internet-wide search engine. The verb "googling" is used to refer to anyone who searches for information on the world wide web. It is NOT a reference to what Joe from Cellblock 1138 did to you every Thursday when you visited the laundromat.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #112 on: August 20, 2011, 03:29:42 PM »
Wow, that is a bow on the front of Michael Jackson's shirt.  How do you explain that to mainstream culture back in the day before everyone was so open about homosexuality?
What's even worse is  you don't even have the YoGabbaGabba under your name anymore.  Either you changed it 5 years ago or I'm confused again. 

So you're not hogslobber's brother?

Not that I'm aware of...

I'm not sure I ever had the yabba dabba.  But, HIM did steal my avatar years ago...  He didn't even give me a throw rug for it. 
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #113 on: August 20, 2011, 03:31:07 PM »

Easy, man. You don't want to get your post count up, do you?



Not really.  I'm a big believer in the RMPL Woopig 1st commandment.  This must be a banner day...
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #114 on: August 20, 2011, 03:44:04 PM »
80. Natalie Maines expects you to put it in.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #115 on: August 20, 2011, 05:16:22 PM »
I guess I've never seen that picture that large because I always thought that was something hanging from Michael's chain.  Turns out, it's a fricking bow. 

Then how did Jermaine end up with the same exact shirt, and no bow?

It probably does have one but Mike's bulging biceps are covering it up.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #116 on: August 20, 2011, 05:29:26 PM »
Have fun fricking that wife of yours for the first time.  :thumbup:
Im sure he got plenty of pointers from all the gentlemen callers he had in his cell. 

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #117 on: August 20, 2011, 05:31:09 PM »
:tiw:
Meant to quote the original post.  It was gold none the less. 
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #118 on: August 20, 2011, 05:32:22 PM »
For the dumb people like me, what does that stuff even mean under Harrison Hog's avatar? 
YaBB= Yet another Bulletin Board
1g= release 1, gold version
SP1 -Service pack 1

It is the name software that is used to make to the various older forums

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #119 on: August 20, 2011, 06:49:09 PM »
81.  Body hair and expecially pubic hair is out.

82.  Britney ain't a Mousketeer any more. Just a whore with an electronic sounding voice.

82. Marky Mark and Justin Timberlake ain't Backstreet Boys or NKOTB's any more. Hollywood actors now. Yep.

83.  Paul Eels walks with the angels now, but don't worry they replaced him with the debbil.

84.  Richard Petty retired, but NASCAR is now on the main networks every weekend.

85.  Black people play golf now. Their weakness is white whores though. Probably planted by some rednecks trying to get "their" game back.

86.  Soccer is still going to overtake football in popularity in the US by next year or the year after.

87. It is cool to have the biggest tv screen on the block(the 55inch is where cool starts), but only if you have a cell phone to watch the same shows on your screen is about the size of a wallet.

88. I used to wonder why the country songs were so depressing, but now I wonder who in the heck is Shawty, and why do all the rappers rap about her?
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #120 on: August 20, 2011, 09:22:19 PM »
89. You might notice a yellow line across the football field on TV. This is so you know how far the offense likes for a 1st down.( This applies to everyone but Tim Tebow, he only has to get within a yard of it and it is a 1st down.
My, My, Mr Nutt, 2012 came a lot sooner than expected.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #121 on: August 20, 2011, 09:40:58 PM »
89. You might notice a yellow line across the football field on TV. This is so you know how far the offense likes for a 1st down.( This applies to everyone but Tim Tebow, he only has to get within a yard of it and it is a 1st down.

WM3 - "Who is this Tim Tebow you speak of?"
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #122 on: August 20, 2011, 10:49:27 PM »
90. Do you remember when your dad would never bend the bill on his hats? Well, having a "flat bill" is now kewl.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #123 on: August 20, 2011, 11:38:58 PM »
91.  The Fresh Prince's son is now the Karate Kid
I got the glory, got the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the denali, getting drunk on the reg. fricking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg, basically all the aMm men fantasize about.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #124 on: August 21, 2011, 12:00:25 AM »
Magic Johnson is still magic.

 

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