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Offline PorkSaladAnnie

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #125 on: August 21, 2011, 12:06:42 AM »
82. Miss State is the best football team in Mississippi now.
83. Southern Miss is the second best.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #126 on: August 21, 2011, 12:28:53 AM »

82. Marky Mark and Justin Timberlake ain't Backstreet Boys or NKOTB's any more. Hollywood actors now. Yep.


I'm going to turn in my man card for knowing this but Marky Mark was never in NKOTB. That was his brother Donnie Walberg. Mark Walberg was in Marky Mark and the funky bunch. Justin Timberlake was not in Backstreet Boys. He was in Nsync.

I'm very drunk and that's the only reason I would ever admit to knowing this information.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #127 on: August 21, 2011, 12:39:47 AM »
When keeping it real goes wrong.  :stache:

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #128 on: August 21, 2011, 12:40:35 AM »
I'm going to turn in my man card for knowing this but Marky Mark was never in NKOTB. That was his brother Donnie Walberg. Mark Walberg was in Marky Mark and the funky bunch. Justin Timberlake was not in Backstreet Boys. He was in Nsync.

I'm very drunk and that's the only reason I would ever admit to knowing this information.

Britney is still the love of my life too...
Wahlberg first came to fame as the younger brother of Donnie Wahlberg of the successful 1980s and 1990s boy band New Kids on the Block. Mark, at age thirteen, had been one of the group's original members, along with Donnie, Danny Wood, Jordan Knight, and Jonathan Knight. However, he soon quit. It was his departure that eventually allowed Joe McIntyre to take his place as the fifth member of the group.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #129 on: August 21, 2011, 12:40:47 AM »

You now live in the 870 area code.  But before you go thinking it's a result of a booming economy back home in memphis/west memphis, it's not.  Nope, it's still the same old aMm hole.

The LSU game is now in Little Rock at War Memorial Stadium, which at last check is still standing.  Maybe that's the change of scenery you need.  Since it's now infested with animalistic killers, LR might feel a little like you're home of the last 20 years.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #130 on: August 21, 2011, 12:40:48 AM »
Britney is still the love of my life too...

Jon Lajoie feels the same way.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #131 on: August 21, 2011, 12:50:11 AM »


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #132 on: August 21, 2011, 05:30:54 AM »
81.  Body hair and expecially pubic hair is out.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #133 on: August 21, 2011, 05:44:44 AM »
84.  Freedom

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #134 on: August 21, 2011, 09:18:37 AM »

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #135 on: August 21, 2011, 01:30:18 PM »
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #136 on: August 21, 2011, 01:41:39 PM »
85. Byers doesnt want to shoot you, piss on your grave and then burn it.  Now he wants to hold you and tell you he's sorry.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #137 on: August 21, 2011, 01:52:01 PM »
86.  Spiderman is half African American/half Mexican now.  Nick Fury is Samuel L Jackson.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #138 on: August 21, 2011, 02:54:42 PM »
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Some people never learn.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #139 on: August 21, 2011, 03:11:09 PM »
Some people never learn.

I thought Jessie Misskelley Jr. was the tard of the WM3.  Guess not. 

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #140 on: August 21, 2011, 06:44:53 PM »
Some people never learn.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #141 on: August 21, 2011, 07:31:58 PM »
91.  The Fresh Prince's son is now the Karate Kid



You gonna blow their damn wheels with this one. 
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #142 on: August 22, 2011, 10:45:01 AM »
Magic Johnson is still alive.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #143 on: August 22, 2011, 12:45:26 PM »
87. They moved the craps games inside of Southland now.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #144 on: August 22, 2011, 01:16:21 PM »
87. They moved the craps games inside of Southland now.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #145 on: August 22, 2011, 01:47:26 PM »
After Saved by the Bell ended in '93:

88. Jesse Spano got whored up and was in a movie call Show Girls

89. List Turtle, rumored to have a drub problem, is a musician now and is still hot if you're into the brown sugar thing like me

90. Tough guy AC Slater hosts a dancing show  :rainbow:

91. Preppy prankster Zack Morris once tried to have his college roommate commit suicide in order to get perfect grades for the semester

92. Schreech made a sex tape and actually slept with women, but they were paid prostitutes

93. Kelly Kapowski got fake boobs and is still very hittable (Hittable means you would have sex with a gal, not actually kill hit her) - I do believe you're innocent, but just to make sure

94. Mr. Belding showed up on a sunny day in Philadelphia, but no one knows where else he's gone

95. Stacey Carosi is as hot now as she was then and believes scientists created the universe


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #146 on: August 22, 2011, 01:56:16 PM »
After Saved by the Bell ended in '93:

88. Jesse Spano got whored up and was in a movie call Show Girls

89. List Turtle, rumored to have a drub problem, is a musician now and is still hot if you're into the brown sugar thing like me

90. Tough guy AC Slater hosts a dancing show  :rainbow:

91. Preppy prankster Zack Morris once tried to have his college roommate commit suicide in order to get perfect grades for the semester

92. Schreech made a sex tape and actually slept with women, but they were paid prostitutes

93. Kelly Kapowski got fake boobs and is still very hittable (Hittable means you would have sex with a gal, not actually kill hit her) - I do believe you're innocent, but just to make sure

94. Mr. Belding showed up on a sunny day in Philadelphia, but no one knows where else he's gone

95. Stacey Carosi is as hot now as she was then and believes scientists created the universe


Dude.  You need to seek medical advice.  That's TMI at the level reserved for Star Wars geeks, etc.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #147 on: August 22, 2011, 02:03:24 PM »
96. Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

97. Neil Patrick Harris is gay. Ok, maybe that isn't such a big surprise.

98. A guy named Mark Zuckerberg is the world's youngest billionaire because he figured out a way for people to put all their aMm online. Oh yeah, online means accessible through the Internet. Which you can now connect to at faster than 56k.

99. The last episode of Seinfeld sucked.

100. If you dress and act today like you did in 1993 people laugh at you and call you an Emo.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #148 on: August 22, 2011, 02:08:33 PM »
Dude.  You need to seek medical advice.  That's TMI at the level reserved for Star Wars geeks, etc.



Wikipedia was my friend on a few of those  :D


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #149 on: August 22, 2011, 07:34:53 PM »
This thread has definitely taught me that Magic Johnson is still alive. 

 

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