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Offline Boar Bidet

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2011, 10:49:59 AM »
your home and 17 others in Lakeshore trailer park burned to the ground. SRY


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2011, 10:58:03 AM »
In certain states you now marry you cell mate.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2011, 11:12:11 AM »


27.  You can't actually visit Brokeback Mountain.



Well, they have been in prison for like 17 years.  So, in a way, they might of already have. 

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2011, 11:14:52 AM »
35.  No more Zima.  
I drive the main road.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2011, 11:16:15 AM »
West Memphis is still full of pitchfork carrying, superstitous white people.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2011, 11:16:34 AM »
And this time he isn't the janitor or the waiter!


Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2011, 11:18:15 AM »
35.  No more Zima.  

Technically speaking, there were arrested in 1993 and held without bail throughout their trials, so:

35.  Zima
36.  No more Zima

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2011, 11:21:14 AM »
Technically speaking, there were arrested in 1993 and held without bail throughout their trials, so:

35.  Zima
36.  No more Zima

Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife.

I drive the main road.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2011, 11:28:38 AM »
Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife.



Have you ever had an ostrich burger?

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2011, 11:35:42 AM »
Have you ever had an ostrich burger?

No I haven't, Koko.
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2011, 11:51:31 AM »
Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife.



Yeah, we already established that in the "16" thread.   :(


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2011, 11:55:56 AM »
Gas is no longer $1.09 a gallon

OJ Simpson is now in prison


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2011, 12:01:11 PM »
Bullshit new sentences negotiated for freedom. 

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2011, 12:03:06 PM »
Yarnell's no longer makes this












(or anything else)

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2011, 12:06:58 PM »


Turns out Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2011, 12:14:11 PM »
Momma gets cancer and Jenny dies of AIDS.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2011, 12:15:18 PM »
Gas is no longer $1.09 a gallon

OJ Simpson is now in prison



First.  You are not #'ing your aMm.

second.  I covered your first point.  And numbered it.  as #20.  

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2011, 12:16:11 PM »
Don't watch the new Star Wars Movies. They fricking suck and will ruin the entire saga for you!

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2011, 12:17:23 PM »
First.  You are not #'ing your aMm.

second.  I covered your first point.  And numbered it.  as #20.  



frick it, we're having fun

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #44 on: August 19, 2011, 12:30:14 PM »
Harrison Ford is cool again.

Mel Gibson...
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #45 on: August 19, 2011, 12:36:32 PM »
Have fun fricking that wife of yours for the first time.  :thumbup:

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2011, 12:51:51 PM »
First.  You are not #'ing your aMm.

second.  I covered your first point.  And numbered it.  as #20.  




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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2011, 12:58:38 PM »
Majic Johnson is still alive and actually gained weight with teh AIDS  O0

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #48 on: August 19, 2011, 12:59:41 PM »
37. If you need help installing your PlayStation, Andrew Golden's been out for four years and might be able to hook you up.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2011, 01:00:48 PM »
Have fun fricking that wife of yours for the first time.  :thumbup:

Man, that's a good point.  Do you think she ever actually thought he would be getting out.........and laying down next to her tonight?


 

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