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Offline HogofWar

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2011, 01:05:11 PM »
Clinton is still in the White House, sort of.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2011, 01:09:42 PM »
38.  Being a Wiccan is better accepted than being a Catholic or Baptist these days; Damien you should run for mayor.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2011, 01:11:52 PM »

Turns out Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.



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Offline Mike Slive

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2011, 01:20:04 PM »
Tulsa is 485 miles from Oxford.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #54 on: August 19, 2011, 01:22:02 PM »
Thanks for ruining "Live Free Or Die Hard" for me asshole.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #55 on: August 19, 2011, 01:50:41 PM »
Thanks for ruining "Live Free Or Die Hard" for me asshole.

welcome to the party, pal


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2011, 02:00:21 PM »
39.  Eddie Vedder may have been a rock star when you went to the pen but now that guy standing there waiting to greet you has a record of shitty ukelele music that he's pawning off on everybody.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2011, 02:07:24 PM »
40.  Cerdo still has the same van.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #58 on: August 19, 2011, 02:08:30 PM »
58. Betty White is as popular as she's ever been.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2011, 02:17:45 PM »
59. Remember when you guys were little kids in the late 70's and the country was in an economic clusterfuck?

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #60 on: August 19, 2011, 02:23:04 PM »
You can murder your daughter in Florida and only have to be in jail 3 years!


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2011, 02:27:47 PM »
You can murder your daughter in Florida and only have to be in jail 3 years!


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2011, 02:35:18 PM »
I am older than most on here!


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2011, 02:36:58 PM »
You can murder your daughter in Florida and only have to be in jail 3 years!
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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #64 on: August 19, 2011, 02:39:55 PM »
For the dumb people like me, what does that stuff even mean under Harrison Hog's avatar? 


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2011, 02:43:46 PM »
For the dumb people like me, what does that stuff even mean under Harrison Hog's avatar? 

You're not dumb. I consider myself an advanced user\administrator of SMF forum software and I don't know why it's there...


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2011, 02:49:54 PM »
I figured it was some kind of dedication to someone's momma or something and Vito Porkleone and Hogslobber and Harrison Hog and Semper Aper were all brothers......


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2011, 02:52:30 PM »
If I remember correctly before it was SMF Forum it was Ya BB and you can imagine what an advanced version 1G SP1 was. That was the default text when you set up a user account if you didn't change it.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2011, 02:53:56 PM »
You're not dumb. I consider myself an advanced user\administrator of SMF forum software and I don't know why it's there...


That use to be the default phrase under your avatar. I'm not sure about the last letters, but the YaBB is from when this was a BB board instead of SMF, I believe. I think the default was changed later to I'm a Llama!, not sure what it is now.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2011, 02:56:41 PM »
If I remember correctly before it was SMF Forum it was Ya BB and you can imagine what an advanced version 1G SP1 was. That was the default text when you set up a user account if you didn't change it.


I was way off...

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2011, 03:05:01 PM »
I can parse one of these in my head, but not the other.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2011, 03:06:19 PM »
60.  California is so broke, not even Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could help them out.

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #72 on: August 19, 2011, 03:13:18 PM »
That use to be the default phrase under your avatar. I'm not sure about the last letters, but the YaBB is from when this was a BB board instead of SMF, I believe. I think the default was changed later to I'm a Llama!, not sure what it is now.

I remember that and I remember the I'm a llama but I just never knew the reason. I also don't know why that guy still has it under his avatar and I don't have it under mine. I don't remember ever changing it.


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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #73 on: August 19, 2011, 03:17:52 PM »

I was way off...


this is what I was thinking.  Have you seen this show?  My brother in law made me sit there and watch an entire episode the other day when I was over seeing my niece.  It's f'ed up.  It's like whoever made this show up was doing some serious weed or LSD. 

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Re: Surprises in store for the WM3
« Reply #74 on: August 19, 2011, 03:22:22 PM »
Ok, maybe I've been in the sun too long down here or I'm just a daisy, but WTF is a WM3?