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Offline LashHog

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #100 on: August 31, 2011, 10:47:27 AM »
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfricker on fire.  Woopig was here.
I've walked by the hogville tailgate before, I think you'll be disappointed. There was one small tent, a few guys, and no wimmins.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #101 on: August 31, 2011, 10:57:59 AM »
I've walked by the nobvillehomeofthedregsandsimpletons tailgate before, I think you'll be disappointed. There was one small tent, a few guys, and no wimmins.
They're all wimmins.  some just have penises.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #102 on: August 31, 2011, 11:03:28 AM »
for those that care, the hogville tailgate is over in lot 46.  It's eaten up with tards and fat women.  I wonder if Hiphog and Ruthie will be serving martini's?

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #103 on: August 31, 2011, 11:05:19 AM »
for those that care, the hogville tailgate is over in lot 46.  It's eaten up with tards and fat women.  I wonder if Hiphog and Ruthie will be serving martini's?
When I saw it it was on the lawn of Bud Walton, just off Razorback Rd.

I actually took a picture with my phone as I walked by because it was sad how small it was but then I quit caring and deleted it.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #104 on: August 31, 2011, 11:08:18 AM »
When I saw it it was on the lawn of Bud Walton, just off Razorback Rd.

I actually took a picture with my phone as I walked by because it was sad how small it was but then I quit caring and deleted it.
They've already started recruiting for their shitty tailgate
http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=419653.0


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #105 on: August 31, 2011, 11:11:15 AM »
I'm missing the opener, but I'll be tailgating early with the animals next week... in woopig shirt, possibly camo one if I can find it.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #106 on: August 31, 2011, 11:11:44 AM »
Someone on here has that great video of Hoophog playing football at a hogville tailgate....

Just can't believe a Woopigger would make fun of that guy....

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #107 on: August 31, 2011, 11:13:40 AM »
I've seen Tulsafag power-walking down 15th street a few times.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #108 on: August 31, 2011, 11:16:59 AM »
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfricker on fire.  Woopig was here.

I'm out on the fricking.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #109 on: August 31, 2011, 11:17:45 AM »
I've seen Tulsafag power-walking down 15th street a few times.
I saw him walking past our tailgate a few years back walking up Razorback Rd...in jorts.  

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #110 on: August 31, 2011, 11:54:57 AM »
In hindsight, it was really fricking stupid of me to think there might be wimmins at a Nobville tailgate.  I just wasn't using my head.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #111 on: August 31, 2011, 12:24:59 PM »
I saw Joebob at a Haunted House in Berryville once. Woopig shirt spotted and I had to find out who he was. Should have know since he had 4 smoking hot wimmenz, two under each arm.
I sold NBA Live 2005 to Rage or Phat Hawg in Springdale once. Can't remember which one it was. Cool guy none the less.
I've drank a lot of beer and played softball with Elvis, BvC, Cotte, Guinnesshog, Ziffell, DirkPiggler, Merle Hoggard, Drod, Lashog, Hobo, Karl O, RPL, Travelhog and probably some more I may have forgotten. We were undefeated in 3 seasons at aMm Talking. Never started it, always finished it.
I've met several woopiggers at the Treefort, but I'm usually too wasted to remember who I met. I remember Hurtt passed out on the ground once and another time he was coherent and well buzzed. JIP is always a riot as well.
Hogleg, a once a month poster, but has lurked for years, was best man at my Wedding.
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I shot the aMm with Pee at Ryan Adams and the Cardinals in Memphis.
I've seen Drive-By Truckers and/or the Gourds with 2LiveJew, Hungus and Dixiecupdrinker.

If those guys mentioned are a good sample of what the average woopig poster is, we are doomed in the future, but we'll be laughing our asses off along the way.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #112 on: August 31, 2011, 12:32:31 PM »
I sold NBA Live 2005 to Rage or Phat Hawg in Springdale once. Can't remember which one it was. Cool guy none the less.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #113 on: August 31, 2011, 12:46:08 PM »
I MISS PORKPHAT.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #114 on: August 31, 2011, 12:50:25 PM »
I MISS PORKPHAT.
He doesn't miss you. At all.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #115 on: August 31, 2011, 12:53:16 PM »
He doesn't miss you. At all.
I miss your deer chili. 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #116 on: August 31, 2011, 12:53:46 PM »
He doesn't miss you. At all.

Where is that asshole these days?

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #117 on: August 31, 2011, 01:01:01 PM »
Where is that asshole these days?
didn't he split about the time Razorgasm started his stupid board.  That was about the time all the oldies got upset w/ Elvis when he tried to sell the board and a bunch of them left.  I miss Jar Jar too. 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #118 on: August 31, 2011, 01:03:38 PM »
...it was One Quarter from Woopig. Pretty cool dude.

Likewise.  I had to stay at the GS last week and thought I saw you walking across Merrill Street with that wired-up guy.  The front desk wouldn't let me into Vesuvio for dinner because of some private party, though.  Catch y'all next time.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #119 on: August 31, 2011, 01:04:57 PM »
I live in Missouri about 30 miles from the state line (Branson area). I see a lot of Razorback fans here and there, and I always wonder if any of them are a woopiggers. Probably not considering most WP's are NW/Central Arkansawyers, and most Hog fans around here "love" the Hogs, but still "like" Mizzou.

This includes two of my brother-in-laws, but they'd be lurkers--neithers' bulb reaches 100w.

FYI - Not sure if this reads correctly, I'm working from home today and have had twelven beers...
« Last Edit: August 31, 2011, 01:12:31 PM by Tusk till Dawn »
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2011, 01:14:55 PM »
I used to see Skip at Harrison football games, that was back when his kid was the best player ever at Harrison. He was one of those guys that stood on the sidelines right behind the bench and tried to talk to his kid during the game. I never said anything to him, just knew who he was. That may have been back in the Pigpen days.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #121 on: August 31, 2011, 01:22:23 PM »
I used to see Skip at Harrison football games, that was back when his kid was the best player ever at Harrison. He was one of those guys that stood on the sidelines right behind the bench and tried to talk to his kid during the game. I never said anything to him, just knew who he was. That may have been back in the Pigpen days.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #122 on: August 31, 2011, 01:31:12 PM »
Reppin the 72601.
This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #123 on: August 31, 2011, 01:38:18 PM »
I used to see Skip at Harrison football games, that was back when his kid was the best player ever at Harrison. He was one of those guys that stood on the sidelines right behind the bench and tried to talk to his kid during the game. I never said anything to him, just knew who he was. That may have been back in the Pigpen days.
you mean the same son he got so pissed off about because he allegedly turned down a scholarship to Texas A&M to play for the Hogs, but then they never offered him a scholarship? 


I hate skip and his three legged dog Rosie.  He threatened me multiple times and most of the people on here. 



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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2011, 01:45:28 PM »
I was working at Vesuvio a couple months ago and there was a dude eating at the bar. He ended up hanging out with us the whole night and at one point I learned he was a lawyer. I asked if he'd heard of my brother's blog, Law and the Multiverse, since its gotten some accolades in lawyerly circles. He said he's seen it before then asked me if I did anything else on the internet. Said I read Woopig everyday, among other things. Turns out it was One Quarter from Woopig. Pretty cool dude.


Wait a minute.  One Quarter's a lawyer, too?

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