Author Topic: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger? (Read 29254 times)

Joe Swine · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:42:39 AM »

Quote from: notaslibro on August 28, 2011, 02:55:45 AM

It was Joe Swine. My now ex-wife and I saw that show. He shook my hand after the first set and knocked her up between "MMMbop" and the encore.

The encore was just an instrumental version of "MMMbop." I was livid.

It was a crowd sing! Not our fault if the crowd didn't know the words.

Libertyhog is doing a helluva job raising my kid.

cotte · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:09:32 AM »

Quote from: bakervscarrr on August 28, 2011, 09:13:57 AM

You bastard. Jordan wins POV.

Unpossible. And if it happens, I will still be shocked.

Shinobi · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:27:43 AM »

Geo's good people.

And I'd love to drink lots and lots of beer with most of you.

Hopefully when I move back I'll get that chance. I cannot wait to get out of Mississippi.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:24:01 PM »

At the Vanderbilt game in 2004 (yes, that one) I ran into Cerdo in one of the men's restrooms on the West Side. It went a little something like this.

Stumbling Drunk Me: [sees guy in black Woopig shirt] HAAAAYY! Do you posth on the woopigths?

Cerdo: [eyes Stumbling Drunk cautiously, avoiding the temptation to say "No you dumb frick, I just found this shirt in the discount bin at Goodwill]: Why yes I do. I post as Cerdo [begins polite brief explanation of the origin of the word cerdo, which goes right over Stumbling Drunk's head].

Fortunately Cerdo took it easy on me, something that I've learned over the last few years doesn't happen very often when he's dealing with drunken hicks like myself. I'll chalk it up to sympathy, or maybe frustration with the Hogs' performance that night.

Cerdo · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2011, 03:38:38 PM »

I wasn't going to mention how I met Dirk in a men's restroom because I didn't want to deal with all the jokes. He's got more balls to deal with you fricks.

ArkGuy · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2011, 04:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Cerdo on August 28, 2011, 03:38:38 PM

I wasn't going to mention how I met Dirk in a men's restroom because I didn't want to deal with all the jokes. He's got more balls to deal with you fricks.

pinkphiloyd · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2011, 04:45:11 PM »

Quote from: Joe Swine on August 28, 2011, 09:42:39 AM

It was a crowd sing! Not our fault if the crowd didn't know the words.

Libertyhog is doing a helluva job raising my kid.

Was it really you? I'd think I'd remember that because you're familiar to me, and when I asked this guy what he posted under it seemed like it didn't really ring a bell. Maybe not, since I was still mainly lurking then. Small world.

Chigurh · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2011, 05:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Cerdo on August 28, 2011, 03:38:38 PM

I wasn't going to mention how I met Dirk in a men's restroom because I didn't want to deal with all the jokes. He's got more balls to deal with you fricks.

Cove Hog · « **Reply #33 on:** August 28, 2011, 05:45:28 PM »

Quote from: Cerdo on August 28, 2011, 03:38:38 PM

I met Dirk in a men's restroom. He's got more balls.

Dude.

JDHog · « **Reply #34 on:** August 28, 2011, 06:27:37 PM »

You know how you meet people when you tailgate? I'd been tailgating beside this dude for a few years before I found out he was Pee from Wopussy. Blew my fricking mind.

Joe Swine · « **Reply #35 on:** August 28, 2011, 06:35:41 PM »

Quote from: pinkphiloyd on August 28, 2011, 04:45:11 PM

Was it really you? I'd think I'd remember that because you're familiar to me, and when I asked this guy what he posted under it seemed like it didn't really ring a bell. Maybe not, since I was still mainly lurking then. Small world.

Wasn't me. Notas knows I love to do drunk accoustic renditions of bad pop songs and was fricking with me because, while it's something I should be ashamed of, I'm actually quite proud of it.

My Total Eclipse of the Heart is fantastic.

capnthog · « **Reply #36 on:** August 28, 2011, 06:56:56 PM »

I found out the dude marrying my wife's cousin was Karl O. Been depressed ever since.

muslimsdonteatme · « **Reply #37 on:** August 28, 2011, 07:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Joe Swine on August 28, 2011, 06:35:41 PM

Wasn't me. Notas knows I love to do drunk accoustic renditions of bad pop songs and was fricking with me because, while it's something I should be ashamed of, I'm actually quite proud of it.

My Total Eclipse of the Heart is fantastic.

Holy aMm, sorry dude. I totally forgot to post your karaoke video. Here you go.

Arkansas Proud · « **Reply #38 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:06:03 PM »

The only time I've ever actually "met" people on the woopig was in a treehouse inhabited by oinkx people.

Joe Swine · « **Reply #39 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:07:14 PM »

Quote from: muslimsdonteatme on August 28, 2011, 07:22:55 PM

Holy aMm, sorry dude. I totally forgot to post your karaoke video. Here you go.

See what I mean? Fantastic.

In all honesty, I should admit I'm not always as ON as i was that night.

BigDavis · « **Reply #40 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:10:24 PM »

Quote from: Arkansas Proud on August 28, 2011, 08:06:03 PM

The only time I've ever actually "met" people on the woopig was in a treehouse inhabited by oinkx people.

Ahem... "Treefort"

DRYANKNPULL · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:20:32 PM »

I had the pleasure of meeting Karl O in Dallas a couple of years ago. I had four tickets to the aTM and my wife told me she did not care what I did with two of the tickets, buts she was not bringing the kids. I sold them on the wupig ticket exchange to Karl O. He is fun to watch games with and he has great razorback trousers.

LashHog · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:34:11 PM »

Oh yeah...I forgot about Karl O. I knew him back when I was in high school. I don't remember how I made the connection to who he was, but I think he is the only person here I knew in real life before I met them here.

ElvisHog · « **Reply #43 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:50:01 PM »

Shirts are a common way it happens. I was at Alltel when the Hogs came to town a few years ago. Saw a dude with a shirt and asked him where he got it. He said the message board he visited. I told him that I knew...that I was just messing with him. Then told him that I most likely shipped him that shirt. He figured out who I was...he was RazorRichard. I think he went to Nobville a while back.

Love Handle · « **Reply #44 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:59:29 PM »

Quote from: ElvisHog on August 28, 2011, 08:50:01 PM

Shirts are a common way it happens. I was at Alltel when the Hogs came to town a few years ago. Saw a dude with a shirt and asked him where he got it. He said the message board he visited. I told him that I knew...that I was just messing with him. Then told him that I most likely shipped him that shirt. He figured out who I was...he was RazorRichard. I think he went to Nobville a while back.

I ran into you at the pool at the Collierville YMCA a few years back. You were wearing a woopig shirt and I recognized you from here. We both live in Central Arkansas now. Ironic.

ElvisHog · « **Reply #45 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:03:19 PM »

Quote from: Love Handle on August 28, 2011, 08:59:29 PM

I ran into you at the pool at the Collierville YMCA a few years back. You were wearing a woopig shirt and I recognized you from here. We both live in Central Arkansas now. Ironic.

Dang...don't remember that at all. I was probably chinese eyed at the time....if I did that sort of thing. It's not you...it's me.

HipHog · « **Reply #46 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:04:26 PM »

i discovered a woopigga climbing out my bedroom window. I know it was a woopigga cause he left his woopig shirt with a pack of smokes in the front pocket

The Reverend Snoophogg · « **Reply #47 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:05:28 PM »

i found the woopigs because of a woopigga. Dude turned me on to this because I was still on the fence about Nuttjob, and wasn't much up on internet message boards, or even computers, but I was converted/inverted/perverted.
he used to post a lot more, now he has made a bunch of babies and they take up all his spare time instead of liquor, drugs, and college hotties. He should get cable or something.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Love Handle · « **Reply #48 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:10:32 PM »

Quote from: ElvisHog on August 28, 2011, 09:03:19 PM

Dang...don't remember that at all. I was probably chinese eyed at the time....if I did that sort of thing. It's not you...it's me.

Damn! My one brush with greatness and you don't even remember. Story of my life.

jhawg05 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:12:04 PM »

I stepped over Leo one time whilst drinking at Rogers Rec. Does that count?