Author Topic: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger? (Read 28938 times)

Too Big Pig · « **Reply #400 on:** November 13, 2011, 04:00:24 PM »

Quote from: VerotiK on November 13, 2011, 11:41:43 AM

I finally got to break out the yard sale line last night

I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale.

Karl Onterio · « **Reply #401 on:** November 13, 2011, 05:51:32 PM »

Quote from: leftovers on October 13, 2011, 09:59:50 PM

My lovely wife discovered a Woopigger about a year back. She took Karl Onterio's engagement pictures. He asked her if I still played softball (we were a terror on the Ouachita intramural fields way back then), and said he had been playing with some guys he met on the internet. I didn't think much of the story until she said where he met them... at the woopid.

So, I guess the moral of the story is I knew Karl before the crazy red razorback pants.

Oh, Jesus. Good to hear from you, Mr. President.

HipHog · « **Reply #402 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:05:22 PM »

Quote from: Too Big Pig on November 13, 2011, 04:00:24 PM

I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale.

you got hosed

piggus diccus · « **Reply #403 on:** November 15, 2011, 01:49:58 PM »

Quote from: Too Big Pig on November 13, 2011, 04:00:24 PM

I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale.

What kind of an asshole would do that to a fellow woopiggah? Oh yeah, this kind!

Sus-Scrofa · « **Reply #404 on:** November 20, 2011, 09:32:39 AM »

Section 28, row 37 or so, old woopig shirt. Didn't care enough to do the yard sale routine.

LaMoHog · « **Reply #405 on:** December 29, 2011, 09:45:09 PM »

A guy at the gym tonight said "nice shirt", so I said "thanks, got it at a yardsale".

Then he said "Ya'll are goin to the Cotton Bowl, right?" I just kinda stood there and realized I'd wasted the joke. Horseshit.

ArkGuy · « **Reply #406 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM »

Quote from: LaMoHog on December 29, 2011, 09:45:09 PM

A guy at the gym tonight said "nice shirt", so I said "thanks, got it at a yardsale".

Then he said "Ya'll are goin to the Cotton Bowl, right?" I just kinda stood there and realized I'd wasted the joke. Horseshit.

Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?" Or was that a different thread?

See, I think this is one reason I've held off on getting a shirt; the preasure to perform is just too much.

Hackfuck McDouche · « **Reply #407 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:54:29 PM »

Quote from: ArkGuy on December 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM

Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?" Or was that a different thread?

See, I think this is one reason I've held off on getting a shirt; the preasure to perform is just too much.

It's clear the "yard sale" thing is fricking stupid.

The correct Woopig response is "Go frick yourself."

Satriale · « **Reply #408 on:** December 29, 2011, 11:06:54 PM »

Unless children are present.

Then, you go Blues Brother Jake and ask "how much for the children?"

WPFM · « **Reply #409 on:** December 30, 2011, 08:33:07 AM »

Quote from: Satriale on December 29, 2011, 11:06:54 PM

Unless children are present.

If children are present, an acceptable alternative is "Damned shame what happened to Leo," which should trigger the response, "What - did he quit drinkin?"

shortstop6 · « **Reply #410 on:** December 30, 2011, 09:32:20 AM »

Quote from: Satriale on December 29, 2011, 11:06:54 PM

Unless children are present.

I had this screened onto my woopig shirt:

so if your kids hear any cussing, that's on you.

The Cowboy Tiger · « **Reply #411 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Satriale on December 29, 2011, 11:06:54 PM

Unless children are present.

Then, you go Blues Brother Jake and ask "how much for the children?"

yeah. if there are children present you will be escorted out!

KSHogg · « **Reply #412 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:22:54 PM »

Quote from: WPFM on December 30, 2011, 08:33:07 AM

If children are present, an acceptable alternative is "Damned shame what happened to Leo," which should trigger the response, "What - did he quit drinkin?"

Or, "where's HipHog?"

OP · « **Reply #413 on:** December 30, 2011, 05:30:43 PM »

Quote from: ArkGuy on December 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM

Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?"

No. The correct answer is: The Rooster Crowed at Midnight. Thanks for playing and enjoy your lovely parting gifts--which include the home game and a heapin' helpin' of popcorn matzah balls.

Big Sausage Pizza · « **Reply #414 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:12:24 AM »

I'm down in New Braunfels Tx, in between Austin and San Antonio.
There aren't many hogfans down here, let alone woopiggers, part of the reason I visit the board.

HogTat · « **Reply #415 on:** January 02, 2012, 10:10:33 AM »

Quote from: Big Sausage Pizza on January 02, 2012, 08:12:24 AM

I'm down in New Braunfels Tx, in between Austin and San Antonio.
There aren't many hogfans down here, let alone woopiggers, part of the reason I visit the board.

Shitloads of resorts and golf courses, though.

hoggadore · « **Reply #416 on:** January 07, 2012, 09:10:13 PM »

Noticed one of you at the bowl, Section 412 'round row 30 or so, wearing a black woopig shirt. Would have said something, but you looked like a goofy bastard and I was confident that the nice shirt - yard sale exchange would be awkward and unsatisfying. You probably saw me though, I was the drunk one in a red Arkansas shirt.

BoarlissWilliamson · « **Reply #417 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:37:01 PM »

Ok, who is this wanker?

The Cowboy Tiger · « **Reply #418 on:** January 20, 2012, 06:48:26 PM »

Quote from: BoarlissWilliamson on January 20, 2012, 05:37:01 PM

Ok, who is this wanker?

booger hawg fo' sho'

JDHog · « **Reply #419 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:22:26 PM »

Quote from: BoarlissWilliamson on January 20, 2012, 05:37:01 PM

Ok, who is this wanker?

That's notaslibro.

WPFM · « **Reply #420 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:00:23 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on January 20, 2012, 09:22:26 PM

That's notaslibro.

You can tell by the "NTEGRITY" decal.

Splurge · « **Reply #421 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:55:13 AM »

A fuckin Toyota Echo. I'm shocked, I tell ya.

The Reverend Snoophogg · « **Reply #422 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:32:17 PM »

Did they take up a collection for to get him those fine wheels?

jesus · « **Reply #423 on:** January 21, 2012, 11:26:38 PM »

Quote from: WPFM on January 20, 2012, 11:00:23 PM

You can tell by the "NTEGRITY" decal.

I'll have you know that notas got his fine ride from none other than Josh Duggar at the Integrity Autoplex.

I love their website. Not only are they unable to post pictures of their inventory, it appears that the site hasn't been updated for 83 days. But I guess it really doesn't matter since he seems to be dealing in - mostly - mid-1980 models with 200,000+ miles on them. It's enough to make Darrell Teeter cringe.

RedRiverHog · « **Reply #424 on:** August 31, 2012, 10:26:41 PM »

Black Woopig shirt sitting by the front window at Farrell's tonight?