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Offline Too Big Pig

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #400 on: November 13, 2011, 04:00:24 PM »
I finally got to break out the yard sale line last night  :thumbup:

I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale. 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #401 on: November 13, 2011, 05:51:32 PM »
My lovely wife discovered a Woopigger about a year back.  She took Karl Onterio's engagement pictures.  He asked her if I still played softball (we were a terror on the Ouachita intramural fields way back then), and said he had been playing with some guys he met on the internet.  I didn't think much of the story until she said where he met them... at the woopid.

So, I guess the moral of the story is I knew Karl before the crazy red razorback pants. *: O0
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #402 on: November 13, 2011, 06:05:22 PM »
I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #403 on: November 15, 2011, 01:49:58 PM »
I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale.
What kind of an asshole would do that to a fellow woopiggah?  Oh yeah, this kind! :bird:

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #404 on: November 20, 2011, 09:32:39 AM »
Section 28, row 37 or so, old woopig shirt.  Didn't care enough to do the yard sale routine.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #405 on: December 29, 2011, 09:45:09 PM »
A guy at the gym tonight said "nice shirt", so I said "thanks, got it at a yardsale".

Then he said "Ya'll are goin to the Cotton Bowl, right?" I just kinda stood there and realized I'd wasted the joke. Horseshit.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #406 on: December 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM »
A guy at the gym tonight said "nice shirt", so I said "thanks, got it at a yardsale".

Then he said "Ya'll are goin to the Cotton Bowl, right?" I just kinda stood there and realized I'd wasted the joke. Horseshit.

Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?"  Or was that a different thread?

See, I think this is one reason I've held off on getting a shirt; the preasure to perform is just too much.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #407 on: December 29, 2011, 10:54:29 PM »
Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?"  Or was that a different thread?

See, I think this is one reason I've held off on getting a shirt; the preasure to perform is just too much.

It's clear the "yard sale" thing is fricking stupid.

The correct Woopig response is "Go frick yourself."

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #408 on: December 29, 2011, 11:06:54 PM »
Unless children are present.









Then, you go Blues Brother Jake and ask "how much for the children?"

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #409 on: December 30, 2011, 08:33:07 AM »
Unless children are present.

If children are present, an acceptable alternative is "Damned shame what happened to Leo," which should trigger the response, "What - did he quit drinkin?"
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #410 on: December 30, 2011, 09:32:20 AM »
Unless children are present.


I had this screened onto my woopig shirt:



so if your kids hear any cussing, that's on you.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #411 on: December 30, 2011, 01:06:00 PM »
Unless children are present.









Then, you go Blues Brother Jake and ask "how much for the children?"

yeah.  if there are children present you will be escorted out!
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #412 on: December 30, 2011, 01:22:54 PM »
If children are present, an acceptable alternative is "Damned shame what happened to Leo," which should trigger the response, "What - did he quit drinkin?"


Or, "where's HipHog?"
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #413 on: December 30, 2011, 05:30:43 PM »
Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?"

No.  The correct answer is: The Rooster Crowed at Midnight.  Thanks for playing and enjoy your lovely parting gifts--which include the home game and a heapin' helpin' of popcorn matzah balls.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #414 on: January 02, 2012, 08:12:24 AM »
I'm down in New Braunfels Tx, in between Austin and San Antonio.
There aren't many hogfans down here, let alone woopiggers, part of the reason I visit the board.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #415 on: January 02, 2012, 10:10:33 AM »
I'm down in New Braunfels Tx, in between Austin and San Antonio.
There aren't many hogfans down here, let alone woopiggers, part of the reason I visit the board.

Shitloads of resorts and golf courses, though.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #416 on: January 07, 2012, 09:10:13 PM »
Noticed one of you at the bowl, Section 412 'round row 30 or so, wearing a black woopig shirt.  Would have said something, but you looked like a goofy bastard and I was confident that the nice shirt - yard sale exchange would be awkward and unsatisfying.  You probably saw me though, I was the drunk one in a red Arkansas shirt.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #417 on: January 20, 2012, 05:37:01 PM »
Ok, who is this wanker?

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #418 on: January 20, 2012, 06:48:26 PM »
Ok, who is this wanker?

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #419 on: January 20, 2012, 09:22:26 PM »
Ok, who is this wanker?

That's notaslibro.   

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #420 on: January 20, 2012, 11:00:23 PM »
That's notaslibro.

You can tell by the "NTEGRITY" decal.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #421 on: January 21, 2012, 08:55:13 AM »
A fuckin Toyota Echo.  I'm shocked, I tell ya.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #422 on: January 21, 2012, 07:32:17 PM »
Did they take up a collection for to get him those fine wheels?
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #423 on: January 21, 2012, 11:26:38 PM »

You can tell by the "NTEGRITY" decal.



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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #424 on: August 31, 2012, 10:26:41 PM »
Black Woopig shirt sitting by the front window at Farrell's tonight?


 

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