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Offline RazorbackDad

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #75 on: August 30, 2011, 12:35:57 PM »
I didn't really meet the guy, but I know he was a WooPigger because of his shirt.

It was kind of an awkard situation though.

You see, he was climbin in my windows and snatchin my people up. 
I had to hide the kids and hide the wife.

But he doesn't have to come and confess.
Because I'm lookin for him.
He can run and tell that, homeboy.

He left his fingerprints and all.
But I've got his t-shirt.

He was so dumb.
Really, really so dumb.
For real.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #76 on: August 30, 2011, 12:53:50 PM »
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #77 on: August 30, 2011, 01:09:36 PM »
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.
I met you at a tailgate in LR years ago...03 perhaps?   You invited me to show thinking I wouldn't...and yet I did.   I think that's also the first time I met Fuzzy.  Judas.

Then I think I saw you again at Disney World while standing in line for the rockin roller coaster...you kept screaming at me.  Imagine me having to explain to the people I was with wtf you were.




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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #78 on: August 30, 2011, 01:28:36 PM »
I met you at a tailgate in LR years ago...03 perhaps?   You invited me to show thinking I wouldn't...and yet I did.   I think that's also the first time I met Fuzzy.  Judas.

Then I think I saw you again at Disney World while standing in line for the rockin roller coaster...you kept screaming at me.  Imagine me having to explain to the people I was with wtf you were.




Ran into your drunk ass on the golf course @ WMS in '07 I think. Was with Hogmart.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #79 on: August 30, 2011, 03:22:47 PM »
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.

You got to meet me too. I consider you a RabidHogger though, not a Woopigger.  ;D  I think the first time we met was in Knoxville. My son and I always enjoyed the WebHogs tailgates.

I was enjoying your and Scott's (RIP) tailgate in Kentucky though when Elvis came up and introduced himself to me.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2011, 04:18:03 PM »
You got to meet me too. I consider you a RabidHogger though, not a Woopigger.  ;D  I think the first time we met was in Knoxville. My son and I always enjoyed the WebHogs tailgates.

I was enjoying your and Scott's (RIP) tailgate in Kentucky though when Elvis came up and introduced himself to me.

Certainly true about me not being a woopigger, USAFHawg.  I do read this board all the time though.  Have since it's inception.  Steve and I have been friends for a long time.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2011, 04:24:49 PM »
I once got drunk with Shotter and Tusks at On The Rocks after a game. Too bad they don't post here no mo :( 




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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #82 on: August 30, 2011, 04:26:36 PM »
I once got drunk with Shotter and Tusks at On The Rocks after a game. Too bad they don't post here no mo :( 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #83 on: August 30, 2011, 04:30:40 PM »
good lord
That's what I said when you told me you were posting as Count Porkula :stunned:

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #84 on: August 30, 2011, 04:40:17 PM »
That's what I said when you told me you were posting as Count Porkula :stunned:

i think you were reading over my shoulder at my house is how you found out.   :2bird:
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #85 on: August 30, 2011, 05:08:43 PM »
i think you were reading over my shoulder at my house is how you found out.   :2bird:
Do you want me to throw you down a flight of stairs again? 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #86 on: August 30, 2011, 05:11:39 PM »
Every Woopigger I've met either doesn't post any more or no longer has an account except for Elvis, BigDavis, and someone who still lurks so I won't embarrass him.  :-\ Plus I never really got to meet Big because it was at a lunch and we were at opposite ends of the table so we never really got to talk. Only one was a "discover" courtesy of me wearing a WP t-shirt; the rest were prearranged meets.  :stache:

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #87 on: August 30, 2011, 05:31:23 PM »
What ever happened to the Friday afternoon drinking lunches?  Back in the day, it seemed like almost every Friday there were a group of woopiggas getting drunk somewhere in LR. 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #88 on: August 30, 2011, 06:10:34 PM »
Oh, were still drinking.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #89 on: August 30, 2011, 06:29:53 PM »
I'm pretty sure I have not met anyone off of teh woopig. Who knows, I was pretty hammered every time I was at some function. Although RickB was driving my truck and hit wife hit me from behind with their car.. ahh good times

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #90 on: August 30, 2011, 07:59:30 PM »
Elvis, have you ever considered an application process for buying shirts?  Some might give woopig a bad name.   :gritscoon:

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #91 on: August 30, 2011, 08:20:36 PM »
I once got drunk with Shotter and Tusks at On The Rocks after a game. Too bad they don't post here no mo :( 




Sounds like a pig roast.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #92 on: August 30, 2011, 10:19:16 PM »
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.

Did sit with you at a game up there once. Don't remember the dude I was with. I just remember it was forking cold. I had a picture of you and your wife in the stands. Her face was almost completely covered up with a scarf.

Ha....found it. Nice hat. It would be a collectors item.



We hung out before the seven overtime game at Ole Miss. My oldest daughter and I sat with Pigseye and he was wearing those freaky contacts. Connor kept asking when the game would be over. Tried to explain overtime to a seven year (or so) girl. Fail.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #93 on: August 30, 2011, 10:35:12 PM »
I need to get a woopig shirt so someone can see me at the TAMU game and think, 'there goes HRW, a legend if there ever was one'.  It might go something like that...
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #94 on: August 30, 2011, 10:56:55 PM »
I was working at Vesuvio a couple months ago and there was a dude eating at the bar. He ended up hanging out with us the whole night and at one point I learned he was a lawyer. I asked if he'd heard of my brother's blog, Law and the Multiverse, since its gotten some accolades in lawyerly circles. He said he's seen it before then asked me if I did anything else on the internet. Said I read Woopig everyday, among other things. Turns out it was One Quarter from Woopig. Pretty cool dude.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #95 on: August 30, 2011, 11:27:49 PM »
I'll see you fuckers in Nashville when we whoop Vanderbilts ass.

Ya'll come in wearing your shiny new Woopig.net ensemble so you can be identified.

I'lll come introduce mydrunkself.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #96 on: August 31, 2011, 12:07:05 AM »
I went to a Catfish Hole gathering last year for recruits (first and only one I've been to).  I was shocked at TulsaPerv's screaming and prancing around.  I was even more shocked that so many people encouraged him and got into it like that with him.  It was really strange. 

Later I realized who he was.   :sick:

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #97 on: August 31, 2011, 10:29:03 AM »
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfricker on fire.  Woopig was here.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #98 on: August 31, 2011, 10:33:37 AM »
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfricker on fire.  Woopig was here.
I concur...expect for the part about fricking all their wimmins.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #99 on: August 31, 2011, 10:44:24 AM »
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfricker on fire.  Woopig was here.

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