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Offline Arkansas Proud

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #275 on: June 21, 2016, 04:00:46 PM »
Fuck the USGA!



And she's not good enough for him?  Wow.

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #276 on: June 21, 2016, 04:07:56 PM »
And she's not good enough for him?  Wow.

Joe Buck tried to work her in one of the questions to DJ afterwards and DJ acted like he never even heard her name.

He's too stupid to remember to breathe.  Probably forgot her.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #277 on: June 21, 2016, 05:08:04 PM »
i'm a terrible person.  I saw her on 18 and thought "put on a more appropriate dress".

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Not me, it made the penalty stroke up for me. Technically, 2 strokes.  :stache:

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #278 on: June 21, 2016, 08:20:53 PM »
USGA is not used to a turdcutter like that.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #279 on: June 22, 2016, 08:06:33 AM »
USGA is not used to a turdcutter like that.

we also would've accepted the term "dookie shooter".
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #280 on: June 22, 2016, 08:06:44 AM »
USGA is not used to a turdcutter like that.

If you're thinking of a flat object with sharp edges, I guess you could call that a turdcutter.

She's a pretty girl with other great features.  Her tiny little rear isn't one of them.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #281 on: June 22, 2016, 08:08:37 AM »
If you're thinking of a flat object with sharp edges, I guess you could call that a turdcutter.

She's a pretty girl with other great features.  Her tiny little rear isn't one of them.

tell us about her personality!
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #282 on: June 22, 2016, 08:54:38 AM »
Not pga, but anyone going to lpga this week?

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #283 on: June 22, 2016, 09:05:03 AM »
Not pga, but anyone going to lpga this week?

I can't decide. I haven't been since the first year or two and it was meh, but I hear they've really upped the experience since then though.

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #284 on: June 22, 2016, 09:07:17 AM »
It's a pretty good tournament.  I'm here all week.  Working for Casey Grice.

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #285 on: June 22, 2016, 09:11:06 AM »
It's a pretty good tournament.  I'm here all week.  Working for Casey Grice.

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Good luck to you two. If I come out I'll look for ya.

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #286 on: June 22, 2016, 09:31:23 AM »
Thanks man.

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #287 on: June 22, 2016, 10:50:25 AM »
Count her clubs.


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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #288 on: June 22, 2016, 11:07:55 AM »
We're only taking 4.  Shouldn't be a problem.

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #289 on: June 22, 2016, 01:11:34 PM »
He's too stupid to remember to breathe.  Probably forgot her.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #290 on: June 22, 2016, 01:44:16 PM »
I have a friend who played golf with Gretzky. He told my buddy that he was shocked that his daughter found someone dumber than she was.

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #291 on: June 22, 2016, 01:53:30 PM »
Sometimes being smart is not a good thing for a golfer, as it can put too many thoughts in your head.  Thinking prior to the shot is good, but once a player has addressed the ball, more than 1 thought, whatever it may be, is not a good thing.

Another good excuse for bad golf.  "I am just too fucking smart for this game"!

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #292 on: June 22, 2016, 02:28:28 PM »
if being stupid would get me a US Open Trophy and a chance to get some of that Gretzky money, i will start beating my head against a wall now.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #293 on: June 22, 2016, 02:39:42 PM »
Sometimes being smart is not a good thing for a golfer, as it can put too many thoughts in your head.  Thinking prior to the shot is good, but once a player has addressed the ball, more than 1 thought, whatever it may be, is not a good thing.

Another good excuse for bad golf.  "I am just too fucking smart for this game"!

Thanks I'm using that one tomorrow.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #294 on: June 22, 2016, 03:10:27 PM »
Her name is Diana Murphy and she is the USGA director.

I agree.  She sure sounded drunk.

I have searched this morning to find that presentation on line somewhere and can't find it anywhere.

That was hilarious.
She certainly had nice hair!

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #295 on: June 22, 2016, 04:11:10 PM »
if being stupid would get me a US Open Trophy and a chance to get some of that Gretzky money, i will start beating my head against a wall now.

Shouldn't take more than one good hit.  You're pretty close already.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #296 on: June 22, 2016, 04:28:58 PM »
Shouldn't take more than one good hit.  You're pretty close already.

what i lack in brain power i make up for in skull thickness.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #297 on: June 23, 2016, 05:54:02 AM »
i'm a terrible person.  I saw her on 18 and thought "put on a more appropriate dress".

screen door.

This was the dominant opinion from all the women at my house. I just kept my mouf shut.
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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #298 on: June 23, 2016, 02:00:15 PM »
Sometimes being smart is not a good thing for a golfer, as it can put too many thoughts in your head.  Thinking prior to the shot is good, but once a player has addressed the ball, more than 1 thought, whatever it may be, is not a good thing.

Another good excuse for bad golf.  "I am just too fucking smart for this game"!

"Your brain was getting in the way!"

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Re: 2016 PGA
« Reply #299 on: June 26, 2016, 07:33:55 PM »
Not a big fan of Lydia Ko, but she's a machine out there.  And stuff like this might make me a fan.




(She won the LPGA NW Arkansas Championship today).



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