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Online The Cowboy Tiger

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happy new year woppussy
« on: January 01, 2015, 07:45:30 AM »
It's 2015.  This is the year that Marty McFly goes back to the future.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2015, 07:50:04 AM »
This is the year I get out of health care forever.  I'm sick of spending holidays away from my family, sick of making money for other people, sick of getting aMm on by senile old ladies for 15 bucks an hour.  It's time to start my own business.  With my skill set, it's either dealing drugs or pimping.
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 07:50:55 AM »
Wop pussy.  I think that's racist.
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 07:54:18 AM »
It's 2015.  This is the year that Marty McFly goes back to the future.

merry new year you degenerate bitches

i want my hoverboard, auto-adjusting no-lace nikes, and a flying car.  oh, and put some money on the cubbies to win the world series...over miami in a sweep.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2015, 08:01:01 AM »
I am looking forward to 2015 as teh woopig has the same debates as 2014, multiple threads on how they hate Chaney, the GSD, WCDC thread and of course, TWILTF.

Happy Frickin New Year!
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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2015, 08:42:32 AM »

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2015, 09:14:12 AM »
Merry New Year all you Woopig degenerates!!!

Hope this year even beats '07.
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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2015, 09:38:38 AM »
"Merry New Year!"

-Billy Ray Valentine

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2015, 10:15:02 AM »
This is the year I get out of health care forever.  I'm sick of spending holidays away from my family, sick of making money for other people, sick of getting aMm on by senile old ladies for 15 bucks an hour.  It's time to start my own business.  With my skill set, it's either dealing drugs or pimping.
Good luck. When I get back home at the end of April, I'm taking off until Labor Day. Then will work 3 months on, 3 months off. Time to start spending more time with family and friends.
Chance favors the prepared mind.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2015, 10:36:25 AM »
I am looking forward to getting laid more, beating LSU again and getting laid more.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2015, 10:39:07 AM »
 :cheers:

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2015, 11:26:07 AM »
Happy New Year. Fuckers.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2015, 11:38:46 AM »
Go fuck yourselves
God never said it would turn out awesome for you or Gritscoon or that poor caterpillar with wasp babies.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2015, 11:56:24 AM »
This is the year I get out of health care forever.  I'm sick of spending holidays away from my family, sick of making money for other people, sick of getting aMm on by senile old ladies for 15 bucks an hour.  It's time to start my own business.  With my skill set, it's either dealing drugs or pimping.

And if those two don't work out, there is always male prostitution.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2015, 12:03:28 PM »
I am looking forward to getting laid more, beating LSU again and getting laid more.

I take it you're single?
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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2015, 12:04:55 PM »
Yes, and living in Warner Robins,GA.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2015, 12:57:16 PM »
merry new year you degenerate bitches

i want my hoverboard, auto-adjusting no-lace nikes, and a flying car.  oh, and put some money on the cubbies to win the world series...over miami in a sweep.



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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2015, 09:31:50 AM »
I watched Blade Runner again last night. It's set in Los Angeles in 2019. Scientists better get on the ball sharpish on the flying cars and whatnot.


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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2015, 06:26:46 PM »
I watched Blade Runner again last night. It's set in Los Angeles in 2019. Scientists better get on the ball sharpish on the flying cars and whatnot.

The skyscraper-tall Asian ladies probably aren't a priority. Especially if they'll be driving.
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2015, 08:55:35 PM »
merry new year you degenerate bitches

i want my hoverboard, auto-adjusting no-lace nikes, and a flying car.  oh, and put some money on the cubbies to win the world series...over miami in a sweep.

Leave it to the Cubs to sweep the Marlins...and still not be World Series champs.



(and you thought you got away with that one).
I think it has to be the whole leg and not just pieces.

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2015, 10:17:25 PM »
Leave it to the Cubs to sweep the Marlins...and still not be World Series champs.



(and you thought you got away with that one).

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Re: happy new year woppussy
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2015, 03:45:38 PM »
Prettiest girl I ever went out with was from Warner Robbins
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