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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1326 on: April 29, 2014, 04:40:19 PM »


I guess people heppin' runs in the 'family'.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1327 on: April 29, 2014, 04:49:37 PM »
Man.  If you could mix Magic Johnson's T cells with Danny Nutt's brain blood, you could cure hemophilia, herpes, and AJ Derby in no time.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1328 on: April 29, 2014, 05:39:45 PM »
Whitlow from Kentucky will be tossing him the rock...outstanding. Might want to rethink that chief. Good luck learning to block DGB.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1329 on: April 29, 2014, 06:25:27 PM »
Has there ever been a bigger cast of fools handed such a valuable tool that they have absolutely no idea how to use? 

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1330 on: April 29, 2014, 06:30:03 PM »


Hogville?
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1331 on: April 29, 2014, 06:35:05 PM »

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1332 on: April 30, 2014, 07:24:57 AM »
Izzat what happened to AGuyNamedKim?

Nah...he got him a job at the UP and he works the crappy shift.  I haven't seen him in a while, but I know he ain't took up corchin.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1333 on: June 09, 2014, 04:04:18 PM »
Quinn Snyder got hires as the head coach at Utah. Guess Mormon blow is pure as the snow.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1335 on: June 10, 2014, 02:51:43 PM »
thanks, now we know where the msm is.

If I coached in the SEC for that many years yet ended up at a school like Eastern Illinois I think I'd find another line of work and live where I could choose.  It's one thing to be the head coach but these are assistants. 

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« Reply #1336 on: June 10, 2014, 03:04:32 PM »
If I coached in the SEC for that many years yet ended up at a school like Eastern Illinois I think I'd find another line of work and live where I could choose.  It's one thing to be the head coach but these are assistants.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1337 on: June 10, 2014, 09:23:40 PM »
That's for former newscasters. Everyone knows athletes go into real estate.



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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1338 on: July 03, 2014, 12:04:23 PM »
That's for former newscasters. Everyone knows athletes go into real estate.

Maybe he should hold off on being fitted for that gold sportscoat

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1339 on: July 03, 2014, 01:34:08 PM »
DGB is a Sooner. Norman Police on high alert.
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« Reply #1340 on: July 03, 2014, 01:35:46 PM »
DGB is a Sooner. Norman Police on high alert.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1341 on: July 03, 2014, 02:01:31 PM »
DGB is a Sooner. Norman Police on high alert.


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By the end of the meeting, John Beckham and Dorial agreed the list of finalists would be cut to three schools after Dorial returned from the US Army All-American game.

[After the US Army All American Game], while [DGB] and his family waited in the lobby of a hotel for their car to go home, they bumped into Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino, who was in town for the American Football Coaches Association Convention.

Earlier, they had also run into Oklahoma co-offensive coordinators Norvell and Josh Heupel and had talked to them for a while. The conversation was allowed under NCAA rules, but it also counted as one of the assistant coaches’ three off-campus visits.

But a head coach like Petrino is allowed to make only one off-campus visit to a recruit. The Beckhams talked with him and another Arkansas assistant for five minutes and left.  Tracy Beckham said Norvell saw the conversation and someone later reported it to the NCAA.  “It’s weird that these coaches tell on each other,” Tracy Beckham said.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1342 on: July 03, 2014, 03:48:09 PM »
OU and DGB deserve each other. 

Maybe he'll get Stingley'd.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1344 on: August 23, 2014, 07:55:28 AM »
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11395254/dorial-green-beckham-waiver-request-play-immediately-oklahoma-sooners-denied

but Oklahoma requested a waiver to allow Green-Beckham to play this season on the grounds he was "run off" the team at Missouri.

I can't believe the AD/Stoops/whoeverthefuckwriteswaiverrequests thought that would fly. 


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1345 on: August 23, 2014, 01:28:30 PM »
frick OU and Mizzou.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1346 on: August 23, 2014, 01:51:56 PM »
I like recruiting.  However, I pretty much let it go after Dyer and DGB.

If you make any emotional investment on kids, and particularly their future endeavours of success, I feel sorry for you.  There are minefields everywhere that even the smartest kids have to navigate, and let's be honest these aren't exactly Rhodes scholars.

Having said that I'm happy it blew up on Mizzou and hope OU suffers as well.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1347 on: August 24, 2014, 04:16:41 PM »
Maybe if they had spelt it right.

He was runofft.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1348 on: August 24, 2014, 08:00:03 PM »
Maybe if they had spelt it right.

He was runofft.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1349 on: August 25, 2014, 05:01:56 PM »
Didn't have time to see if this was already posted here....
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