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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #250 on: Today at 12:09:04 AM »
So, now he's a Miner.   :drumroll:

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #251 on: Today at 07:59:40 AM »
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #252 on: Today at 08:05:02 AM »
His first practice will be a wake up call. They've been getting about 25-30 kids turn out the last couple years.

Oh, come on man. Bauxite's facilities will more than make up for it.
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #253 on: Today at 08:10:16 AM »
Oh, come on man. Bauxite's facilities will more than make up for it.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #254 on: Today at 09:37:00 AM »
Read that Bauxite has hired Patton.


Did Bauxite already have a vacancy or did they send the old coach packing to lure Patton back to Saline County?

The small Saline County schools are loading up on former Bryant coaches.  Calley's at Harmony Grove, and now Patton at Bauxite.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #255 on: Today at 09:51:05 AM »
Wonder if they'll keep the Devil's threeway together and hire the D Line coach and the administrator.


There's hope:

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Two weeks ago, Patton resigned from Fayetteville High School for what he called "personal and family" reasons. He is expected to bring one assistant coach with him from Fayetteville, according to Hooten's.

Bauxite hires former Fayetteville coach Daryl Patton
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #256 on: Today at 10:00:31 AM »
His first practice will be a wake up call. They've been getting about 25-30 kids turn out the last couple years.


Last season's results aren't cause for hope:

Robinson (Little Rock, AR)
Location: Bauxite High School
50 - 16 Loss

Glen Rose (Malvern, AR)
Location: Bauxite High School
40 - 6 Loss

@ Jessieville (Jessieville, AR)
Location: Jessieville High School
45 - 35 Loss

Malvern (Malvern, AR) *
Location: Bauxite High School
34 - 14 Loss

@ Ashdown (Ashdown, AR) *
Location: Ashdown High School
51 - 13 Loss

Mena (Mena, AR) *
Location: Bauxite High School
44 - 6 Loss

@ Fountain Lake (Hot Springs National Park, AR) *
Location: Fountain Lake High School
47 - 14 Loss

@Waldron (Waldron, AR) *
Location: Waldron High School
34 - 27 Win

Arkadelphia (Arkadelphia, AR) *
Location: Bauxite High School
50 - 0 Loss

@ Nashville (Nashville, AR) *
Location: Nashville High School
42 - 14 Loss

Of course, it should be noted that Bryant sucked a big back o' dicks when Patton took over there, too. 

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #257 on: Today at 10:16:53 AM »

Of course, it should be noted that Bryant sucked a big back o' dicks when Patton took over there, too.


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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #258 on: Today at 11:18:37 AM »
Wait, I thought he told his players he was quitting because he hadn't lived up to the values he told them to live by. So he doesnt have good enough values to coach Fayetteville kids, but his values are good enough to coach Bauxite kids?
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #259 on: Today at 11:25:30 AM »
Wait, I thought he told his players he was quitting because he hadn't lived up to the values he told them to live by. So he doesnt have good enough values to coach Fayetteville kids, but his values are good enough to coach Bauxite kids?


I mean, have you been to Bauxite?
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #260 on: Today at 11:26:17 AM »
I'm guessing he meant, "I haven't lived up to the values I taught, so I should be punished" rather than "I haven't lived up to the values I taught so I am incapable of teaching them at all."


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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #261 on: Today at 11:31:58 AM »
DP will probably get a number of Bryant kids to transfer there.

I'd wager Bauxite goes 4-6 or 5-5 this year. Only games they won't be in are probably Malvern, Ashdown, Arkadelphia and Nashville. Everyone else is very beatable.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #262 on: Today at 11:45:38 AM »
DP will probably get a number of Bryant kids to transfer there.


This is quite possible.  Bryant is in a state of flux since they changed head coaches after last season, so I could see him convincing some kids to school choice their way down Highway 183. 
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #263 on: Today at 11:52:14 AM »
DP will probably get a number of Bryant kids to transfer there.

I'd wager Bauxite goes 4-6 or 5-5 this year. Only games they won't be in are probably Malvern, Ashdown, Arkadelphia and Nashville. Everyone else is very beatable.

DP!? I thought it was finger cuffs? NTTAWWT but that DP stuff is kinda gay. Not sure I'd want that kinda guy coaching my kid.
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #264 on: Today at 12:11:02 PM »
I'm guessing he meant, "I haven't lived up to the values I taught, so I should be punished" rather than "I haven't lived up to the values I taught so I am incapable of teaching them at all."

No, what he meant was "I got caught and I am getting fired." If he thought he should be punished then he would have just quit after it happened instead of waiting for it to come out and for the administration to tell him to quit or get fired.
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #265 on: Today at 02:14:25 PM »
No, what he meant was "I got caught and I am getting fired." If he thought he should be punished then he would have just quit after it happened instead of waiting for it to come out and for the administration to tell him to quit or get fired.

You've pretty much nailed it.  You act like you've worked for the gubment or something to realize how things really work.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #266 on: Today at 02:30:44 PM »
the circle is complete.

patton was at the top of the saline county football world, and now he returns, finding himself in its bowels.  its poetic justice.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #267 on: Today at 02:38:22 PM »
the circle is complete.

patton was at the top of the saline county football world, and now he returns, finding himself in its bowels.  its poetic justice.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #268 on: Today at 03:03:24 PM »
No, what he meant was "I got caught and I am getting fired." If he thought he should be punished then he would have just quit after it happened instead of waiting for it to come out and for the administration to tell him to quit or get fired people to view his sex video and decide to fire him and his sex partners.
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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #269 on: Today at 03:57:29 PM »
Saline County's prodigal son returns. Barren and lost, stricken with grief and guilt... wandering down the Bauxite Highway.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #270 on: Today at 03:57:38 PM »
the circle is complete.

patton was at the top of the saline county football world, and now he returns, finding himself in its bowels.  its poetic justice.
If he brings assistants down here that have never been here, they're in for a culture shock. friday night in The Pit with 100s of screaming white trashers from Tull and Dixonville dressed in all camo is a long ways from the bright lights of 7A westdom.

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Re: Patton resigns from FHS
« Reply #271 on: Today at 04:01:10 PM »
If he brings assistants down here that have never been here, they're in for a culture shock. friday night in The Pit with 100s of screaming white trashers from Tull and Dixonville dressed in all camo is a long ways from the bright lights of 7A westdom.


It all makes sense now.  This song is about Darryl Patton.

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