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Offline Rick B.

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17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« on: August 17, 2016, 11:18:50 AM »

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2016, 11:26:45 AM »
There's really only one 17.  RIP   :beer:


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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2016, 11:39:47 AM »
Woo, baby, woo.  Said, woo.

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2016, 11:41:33 AM »

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2016, 12:16:17 PM »

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2016, 12:21:15 PM »

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2016, 12:29:06 PM »


Those socks need to be resurrected.
The first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy is awesome.  I mean he shoots Theo Tonin;  fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion;  pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flyin' it;  parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jumpstart the economy of a small country;  then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement - not once but two times;  he spends a couple days ridin' around with you - while you're lookin' for him;  and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age.  That's some badass shit.

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2016, 01:36:18 PM »
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2016, 03:17:44 PM »

I bet this would never have made the cut today. HORROR! OUTRAGE! OFFENSIVE!

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2016, 03:41:37 PM »
There's really only one 17.  RIP   :beer:



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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2016, 03:58:14 PM »
I bet this would never have made the cut today. HORROR! OUTRAGE! OFFENSIVE!

Neither would Too Hot for Teacher.

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2016, 04:37:02 PM »
I bet this would never have made the cut today. HORROR! OUTRAGE! OFFENSIVE!

never underestimate the stupidity of the average american.  and remember that guy is smarter than half the country.

what does the fox say was a popular song a few years ago.  before that was the barbie song.  you really think a catchy song like that would be overlooked because it is about statutory rape?

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2016, 04:41:52 PM »
never underestimate the stupidity of the average american.  and remember that guy is smarter than half the country.

what does the fox say was a popular song a few years ago.  before that was the barbie song.  you really think a catchy song like that would be overlooked because it is about statutory rape?

at least she-bob had the respect to be about masturbation.

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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2016, 04:46:33 PM »
Benny Mardones wants to know what the big deal is?
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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2016, 04:53:17 PM »
Benny Mardones wants to know what the big deal is?
Yarly. He's pounding 16 year olds.
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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2016, 05:35:42 PM »


Slacking because it's not necessary  :stache:
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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2016, 06:50:27 PM »
Benny Mardones wants to know what the big deal is?

Yarly. He's pounding 16 year olds.

You know I never really paid attention to the lyrics, but this damn song pretty much about a creepy old guy stalking and abducting a 16 year old girl.   :portishead:

Video is even creepier.


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Re: 17 (We are seriously slacking on this...)
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2016, 10:23:11 PM »
Slacking because it's not necessary  :stache:
Man, don't be a dick.

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