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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #175 on: September 23, 2011, 01:19:40 PM »
Last year we upgraded from DSL to a T-1. I went into GoDaddy's DNS management tool and changed the A mail record for the new public IP and all of a sudden messages are getting stuck in the outgoing que. I call them and tell them the PTR record did't get changed. They tell me they've created it but it will take 24 hours to propagate. This goes on for 3 days until I get a guy on the line who admits they can't create it. Move DNS to AT&T and we're back up in less than an hour. GoDaddy can suck it.
i thought GoDaddy was a search engine not a server.  :stunned:

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #176 on: September 23, 2011, 01:26:01 PM »
i thought GoDaddy was a search engine not a server.  :stunned:

Get out of this thread.

It's not even a search engine.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #177 on: September 23, 2011, 01:41:38 PM »
Get out of this thread.

It's not even a search engine.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #178 on: September 23, 2011, 01:48:58 PM »
Get out of this thread.

It's not even a search engine.
This made me laugh uncontrollably. 

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #179 on: September 23, 2011, 02:19:34 PM »
i thought GoDaddy was a search engine not a server.  :stunned:


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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #180 on: September 23, 2011, 02:32:10 PM »
Elvis, your Avatar makes me want to squirt mustard all over her corndog!
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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #181 on: September 23, 2011, 03:09:34 PM »
Get out of this thread.

It's not even a search engine.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #182 on: September 23, 2011, 03:16:39 PM »
Well, three folks have pledged to take care of it. I would like to say who they are, but sometimes people don't want to be outed. If everything goes smoothly we'll have a new server allocated late next week. Next weekend will be when we get things ready and maybe pretty quick after the A&M game we'll be good to go and running on a better server.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #183 on: September 23, 2011, 03:28:11 PM »
Elvis, your Avatar makes me want to squirt mustard all over her corndog!

You seen the Rick Perry one? The photoshops make me laugh.


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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #184 on: September 23, 2011, 03:45:28 PM »
Last year we upgraded from DSL to a T-1. I went into GoDaddy's DNS management tool and changed the A mail record for the new public IP and all of a sudden messages are getting stuck in the outgoing que. I call them and tell them the PTR record did't get changed. They tell me they've created it but it will take 24 hours to propagate. This goes on for 3 days until I get a guy on the line who admits they can't create it. Move DNS to AT&T and we're back up in less than an hour. GoDaddy can suck it.

You misspelled queue.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #185 on: September 23, 2011, 04:20:55 PM »
You seen the Rick Perry one? The photoshops make me laugh.



I literally laugh out loud every time I see that photoshopz.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #186 on: September 23, 2011, 04:39:51 PM »
Well, three folks have pledged to take care of it. I would like to say who they are, but sometimes people don't want to be outed. If everything goes smoothly we'll have a new server allocated late next week. Next weekend will be when we get things ready and maybe pretty quick after the A&M game we'll be good to go and running on a better server.

Whomever it is.. thanx from me whatever that is worth.


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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #187 on: September 23, 2011, 04:50:38 PM »
Just tried that and ended killing a hooker with a flamethrower which coincidentally is just a typical Thursday night at FayettenamHog's house.

we've actually moved that to Wednesday night.

Thursday night is for paint huffing and killing kittens.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #188 on: September 23, 2011, 09:46:03 PM »
we've actually moved that to Wednesday night.

Thursday night is for paint huffing and killing kittens.


as long as we're still on for Bottoms Up Friday nite before the Barners, it's all good.



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Irvin: BWAAHAHAHA! (yelling) Aw mane!  Deion, scrin scranton!  BWAAHAHAHA!  Got to grisna!  Like T.O.!  BWAAHAHAHA!
Sanders: BWAAHAHAHA!
Marino: OK, well like we were saying before, McNair will display the toughness and show the kind of heart that...
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (yelling) You know I scrilleous crate!  Grab a pen in traven!  BWAAAHAHAHA!  Sh*t!  Now I'm say!  Aw mane!
Sanders: HA HA!  Crenious shanta!  BWAAAHAHAHA!
Marino: What?
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (pushes Sanders in shoulder, falls backward out of chair)
Sanders:  Aw mane!
Irvin: (from ground)  BWAAAHAHAHA!

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #189 on: September 23, 2011, 10:40:11 PM »
I killed a man earlier this week.  Don't remember whether I told you guys about it already.  I didn't mean to, I mean, not until I meant to.  I mean, I didn't set out to kill anybody.  It just sort of happened, and it's a long story.  But I feel bad about it.  I mean, I felt bad about it, after it happened.  But I didn't mean for it to happen.  I didn't mean to at first, so I'm in the clear I think.  I probably shouldn't talk about it.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #190 on: September 25, 2011, 12:45:18 AM »

as long as we're still on for Bottoms Up Friday nite before the Barners, it's all good.



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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #191 on: September 25, 2011, 12:47:32 AM »
Irvin: BWAAHAHAHA! (yelling) Aw mane!  Deion, scrin scranton!  BWAAHAHAHA!  Got to grisna!  Like T.O.!  BWAAHAHAHA!
Sanders: BWAAHAHAHA!
Marino: OK, well like we were saying before, McNair will display the toughness and show the kind of heart that...
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (yelling) You know I scrilleous crate!  Grab a pen in traven!  BWAAAHAHAHA!  Sh*t!  Now I'm say!  Aw mane!
Sanders: HA HA!  Crenious shanta!  BWAAAHAHAHA!
Marino: What?
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (pushes Sanders in shoulder, falls backward out of chair)
Sanders:  Aw mane!
Irvin: (from ground)  BWAAAHAHAHA!

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #192 on: October 03, 2011, 08:53:32 PM »
I've been having issues for a couple of hours, is that just me?

I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #193 on: October 03, 2011, 08:57:34 PM »
I've been having issues for a couple of hours, is that just me?



no

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #194 on: October 03, 2011, 09:11:57 PM »
I just turned guest access back off.  It should be faster now.
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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #195 on: October 03, 2011, 09:12:53 PM »
The little lights aren't twinkling.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #196 on: October 03, 2011, 09:14:13 PM »

Since we have a new server maybe we should see if Nafoom is in need of a slightlyusedwooserverku.  :stache:

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #197 on: October 03, 2011, 09:20:30 PM »
Since we have a new server maybe we should see if Nafoom is in need of a slightlyusedwooserverku.  :stache:

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #198 on: October 03, 2011, 09:27:28 PM »
Since we have a new server maybe we should see if Nafoom is in need of a slightlyusedwooserverku.  :stache:

We're not on a new server yet.

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Re: Someone Shoot This Server in the Face
« Reply #199 on: October 03, 2011, 09:35:29 PM »

 

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