Welcome, Guest! Please login or register. - Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Author Topic: You Need a Little Flounder Today  (Read 10709 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ElvisHog

  • Where have you gone Walter Cronkite, and why have you been replaced by the likes of woopig.net?
  • Administrator
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 15777
You Need a Little Flounder Today
« on: October 09, 2011, 11:44:59 AM »
But there's a lot of him...so just take some and leave the rest for everyone else.

Offline Hackfuck McDouche

  • With a name like Hackfuck, it has to be Good
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 19933
  • Can I have YOUR vote? And a hot dog?
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 11:47:06 AM »
Actually, according to the process servers who went looking for him, Flounder was pretty hard to find.

Until they checked his parents' house and found him living there.

Online Jostlyn McCocksack

  • Suck my cock I'll murder your family!!!-jacki mhoon
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 8480
  • PWNED.
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2011, 11:53:03 AM »
I knew Frazier would struggle throwing the football with any kind of duress but last night was just bad.  Stare down your receivers and make the hogs secondary look all world.  He is a heck of an athlete but Gus has some major work when it comes to making football reads.  Lucky for kiehl Dead Trees continues to recruit at a high level and his passing should be minimal
"Coaches who listen to fans often end up sitting with them."
Bobby Knight

Online Pumpkin Escobar

  • Rocky Mountain High
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 10402
  • An image of excellence.
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 12:16:01 PM »
I guarandamntee that the vast majority of woopiggers make a lot more paper than that fatass. Seriously Flounder, you are a nobody and you will never be anything. What is the deal with these creepy Shiloh people and their obession with that school?
An té nach leigheasann im nó uisce beatha, ní aon leigheas ar.
 
Tiocfaidh ár lá! Éireann go brách!

Offline notaslibro

  • Super Mod
  • Administrator
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 12011
  • They buy me nice school clothes.
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2011, 12:25:46 PM »
I lot of overtly-religious people are simply pedophiles trying to hide their true nature.  See Priest, Catholic.


Offline pigz_in_the_twigz

  • A Shoat
  • *
  • Posts: 199
  • ICE COLD
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2011, 12:29:51 PM »
Easy to find?  Just let gravity do the work, I'm sure he'll pull you in soon enough

Online wmr

  • Locally Grown, 100% Organic
  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 4890
  • (.) (.)
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2011, 12:30:47 PM »
I've seen that fat frick a few times at the B-dubs on Joyce Blvd.  He's a lot fatter in real life.

mfricking bar stool disappears up his ass he's so fricking fat.

Like have to have pants specially made fat.
LSU fans are tres gauche.

Offline Buffinator

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 9008
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 01:36:26 PM »
The only thing that fat sack of aMm is good for is the entertainment value.  Dude seriously suffers from the most extreme delusions of adequacy.

Offline big_pig

  • stealer of Chop's avatar
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 13206
  • Avatars were made to be broken, but not this one!
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 01:42:12 PM »
This thread:  only time "little" and "Flounder" used in same sentence
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

Offline Satch

  • brings nothing to the discussion.
  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 2325
  • I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin !
    • The good guys always win... even in the 80's!
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 01:51:00 PM »
This thread:  only time "little" and "Flounder" used in same sentence
probably not accurate

Someone keeps saying' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt.

Offline chittlins

  • Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 4533
  • It's a two sniff league
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 02:12:04 PM »
Prairie Grove humbled Shiloh Friday nite. Next year they go up a classification and there's not much there.

Offline cooter

  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 2233
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 05:36:48 PM »
Has anyone here actually introduced themselves to Flounder before?  I wonder if he talks as tough outside his momma's house.   :hmmm:

Offline KSHogg

  • Music Man
  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 4521
  • Mobile spray tanner
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2011, 05:46:02 PM »
I've seen that fat frick a few times at the B-dubs on Joyce Blvd.  He's a lot fatter in real life.

mfricking bar stool disappears up his ass he's so fricking fat.

Like have to have pants specially made fat.



So you're saying Dyer's wimmens fat!
Still runnin' against the wind

Offline PigHair

  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 2667
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2011, 05:53:24 PM »
 :beer:

To the woopigger battling Flounder on facebook.

Offline Tanny Bogus

  • Haunting Wickes since the mid-50's
  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 3301
  • Longtime Fan of Karl Pilkington
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2011, 06:01:07 PM »
Wide Flounder calling a guy "irrelevant".  Pot, meet kettle.

Offline Buffinator

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 9008
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2011, 06:25:21 PM »
:beer:

To the woopigger battling Flounder on facebook.

Screenshots would be appreciated

Online papermill

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2011, 06:37:41 PM »
disappointing, don't know who this guy is, was hoping we would be talking about the former University of Maryland great (and NBA journeyman)

Offline PigHair

  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 2667
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2011, 07:03:09 PM »
Screenshots would be appreciated

I was referring to the screenshot in the very first post in this thread.

Offline Buffinator

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 9008
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2011, 07:29:19 PM »
I was referring to the screenshot in the very first post in this thread.

I r stoopib.

But waltie seems to harbor some sort of anger toward Woopig for some reason. He is worse than the ones he talks bad about.

Offline unknown

  • A Shoat
  • *
  • Posts: 224
  • w88pig.net
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2011, 07:31:40 PM »
What the Starkville is a Flounder?

Offline Aporkalypse_Now

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 18394
  • That's the way baseball go
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2011, 07:50:08 PM »
Does anyone have a copy of that old post that he put out on grudenvillehomeofthedregsandsimpletons about how much better an offensive coach Malzahn was than Petrino?

LOL @ Flounder.   His business failure made Brandon Barber's look modest, and he alienated pretty much all of his neighbors, friends, and probably family.

Douchebag.  He's reading this, too, you know he is.

Offline VerotiK

  • Inventor of Kitten Mittens
  • Administrator
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 8003
  • All over your face
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2011, 08:34:16 PM »
What the Starkville is a Flounder?

There is a big thread on this douchebag.  Use the handy search feature.  I noticed during the Dead Trees game there was another "recruiting" service running commercials.
If your woman is hideous, well, maybe don't come talk to me.  --Cerdo 2011

Offline Tanny Bogus

  • Haunting Wickes since the mid-50's
  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 3301
  • Longtime Fan of Karl Pilkington
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2011, 08:42:59 PM »
Take about a glassful of warm water and add to it two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar. To this solution, add about ten drops of tea tree oil. Mix well and fill your douche bag with the solution. Douche twice a day, in the morning or evening to prevent bacterial vaginosis.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 05:51:45 AM by Tanny Bogus »

Offline cooter

  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 2233
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2011, 09:21:14 PM »
Take about a glassful of warm water and add to it two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar. To this solution, add about ten drops of tea tree oil. Mix well and fill your douche bag with the solution. Douche twice a day, in the morning or evening to prevent bacterial vaginosis.


You've been talking to Swahali again, haven't you?

Offline hOUSTon NUTT

  • Tush Hog
  • ***
  • Posts: 1339
  • Gonna kick Northdoor's Ass
Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2011, 09:26:02 PM »
Until they checked his parents' house and found him living there.

Unbuffable

In other news, Zeke Ulrey Flounder baby goats tight collies fat chicks.
« Last Edit: October 09, 2011, 09:29:06 PM by hOUSTon NUTT »
All great men are pigs...well, razorbacks.

 

WOOPIG.NET   © 2014  Jackson Technologies

Page created in 0.262 seconds with 20 queries.