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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #125 on: October 11, 2011, 03:10:05 PM »
Nobody will ever convince me that Frazier didn't want to go to Arkansas but got "handled" by these clowns and Shiloh Jesus cult mind fricked into going to Dead Trees for their savior playcalling Houdini.
Frazier transferred to Fayetteville High School during the spring of his freshman year.  They had another freshman qb named Brandon Allen.  Frazier transferred to Shiloh by the middle of the summer.  Frazier was never going to the U of A to play qb.  I firmly believe Allen is a better qb, especially for Petrino's system.  Frazier could be an all SEC free safety or WR.  As it is, he'll transfer to wherever Malzahn gets hired as head coach, and have a decent college career, unless somebody is able to convince him qb isn't the right position for him, that will be the extent of his football career.  He's a pretty good kid.  Yes, I'm very aware that he is not perfect and did at least one stupid thing, but I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

Also, although Malzahn was a coach at Shiloh, and Dead Trees is most of the Crosschurch folks' second favorite team, they were all glad to see the Hogs victorious.  I can assure you at least one member of my family, who happens to be a member of the Fayetteville Crosschurch feels this way, as do 100% of her member friens.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #126 on: October 11, 2011, 03:46:22 PM »
Frazier transferred to Fayetteville High School during the spring of his freshman year.  They had another freshman qb named Brandon Allen.  Frazier transferred to Shiloh by the middle of the summer.  Frazier was never going to the U of A to play qb.  I firmly believe Allen is a better qb, especially for Petrino's system.  Frazier could be an all SEC free safety or WR.  As it is, he'll transfer to wherever Malzahn gets hired as head coach, and have a decent college career, unless somebody is able to convince him qb isn't the right position for him, that will be the extent of his football career.  He's a pretty good kid.  Yes, I'm very aware that he is not perfect and did at least one stupid thing, but I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

Also, although Malzahn was a coach at Shiloh, and Dead Trees is most of the Crosschurch folks' second favorite team, they were all glad to see the Hogs victorious.  I can assure you at least one member of my family, who happens to be a member of the Fayetteville Crosschurch feels this way, as do 100% of her member friens.

There is a distinct difference in the Fayetteville strip mall branch and the mothership in Springdale. It or most of it's congregation didn't exist a year and a half ago. Little Floyd that runs the franchise. The midset is not changed at the Mothership.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #127 on: October 11, 2011, 03:52:38 PM »
Frazier transferred to Fayetteville High School during the spring of his freshman year.  They had another freshman qb named Brandon Allen.  Frazier transferred to Shiloh by the middle of the summer.  Frazier was never going to the U of A to play qb.  I firmly believe Allen is a better qb, especially for Petrino's system.  Frazier could be an all SEC free safety or WR.  As it is, he'll transfer to wherever Malzahn gets hired as head coach, and have a decent college career, unless somebody is able to convince him qb isn't the right position for him, that will be the extent of his football career.  He's a pretty good kid.  Yes, I'm very aware that he is not perfect and did at least one stupid thing, but I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

Also, although Malzahn was a coach at Shiloh, and Dead Trees is most of the Crosschurch folks' second favorite team, they were all glad to see the Hogs victorious.  I can assure you at least one member of my family, who happens to be a member of the Fayetteville Crosschurch feels this way, as do 100% of her member friens.
Man...just think how fast the Chizik ship will sink if that happens. If they can't recruit and develop a QB with Malzahn, there is no way they do it without him. Their only hope will be Pike, and that kid reeks of being the type of douche that will never pan out.

There is a distinct difference in the Fayetteville strip mall branch and the mothership in Springdale. It or most of it's congregation didn't exist a year and a half ago. Little Floyd that runs the franchise. The midset is not changed at the Mothership.
I'm pretty sure this is 100% wrong. They had over 100 people there first week, and those weren't new people. That church consists mostly of people that went to the Springdale campus but lived in Fayetteville, and the Floyds actuall asked their members from Fayetteville to go to that one instead so it got off to a strong start.
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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #128 on: October 11, 2011, 04:04:19 PM »
Man...just think how fast the Chizik ship will sink if that happens. If they can't recruit and develop a QB with Malzahn, there is no way they do it without him. Their only hope will be Pike, and that kid reeks of being the type of douche that will never pan out.
I'm pretty sure this is 100% wrong. They had over 100 people there first week, and those weren't new people. That church consists mostly of people that went to the Springdale campus but lived in Fayetteville, and the Floyds actuall asked their members from Fayetteville to go to that one instead so it got off to a strong start.

I'll ask the youth minister on what the make up is now that the Grand Opening is over, he's my neighbor.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #129 on: October 11, 2011, 04:37:32 PM »
I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

I didn't.


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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #130 on: October 11, 2011, 04:54:05 PM »
I didn't.


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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #131 on: October 11, 2011, 06:33:22 PM »
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Dead Trees head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.

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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #132 on: October 11, 2011, 06:37:22 PM »
I just wish he'd get a woopig account and settle this on a message board like a real man.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #133 on: October 11, 2011, 06:40:18 PM »
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Dead Trees head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.



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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #134 on: October 11, 2011, 08:05:38 PM »
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Dead Trees head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.



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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #135 on: October 11, 2011, 08:50:15 PM »
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Dead Trees head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Flounder needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.



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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #136 on: October 11, 2011, 11:24:37 PM »
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Dead Trees head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.



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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #137 on: October 12, 2011, 02:20:12 AM »
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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #138 on: October 12, 2011, 09:46:39 AM »
Just a little daily dose of this dumbass....

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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #139 on: October 12, 2011, 10:50:15 AM »


I watched this 38 times...39 now...and have laughed every single time.

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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #140 on: October 12, 2011, 11:17:02 AM »
Just a little daily dose of this dumbass....

The sense of superiority is a thing to behold.  It's sad that the only thing he has is "the smart guy" when he is neither clever nor articulate. 

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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #141 on: October 12, 2011, 10:49:21 PM »
Easy to see how he keeps his womanly figure in check....

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #142 on: October 13, 2011, 08:41:08 PM »


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Now enjoying some fine dining. I am having a corndog and Talan is eating and coincidentally also wearing a funnel cake.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #143 on: October 13, 2011, 09:44:45 PM »

@JWaltWilliams
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Now enjoying some fine dining. I am having a corndog and Talan is eating and coincidentally also wearing a funnel cake.

What the Starkville is a Talan?  Some type of dog?
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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #144 on: October 13, 2011, 10:09:05 PM »
I would have figured one of you 'shop artists done had a perverted picture of Walt eating a corndog to post by now... Someone get to it.  With that, I'm back to RMPL.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #145 on: October 14, 2011, 08:54:52 AM »
What the Starkville is a Talan?  Some type of dog?
Per his facebook... Talan is his son whom he named after this guy from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach. 
 


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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #146 on: October 14, 2011, 09:08:22 AM »
What the Starkville is a Talan?  Some type of dog?

Do the chickens have large Talans?

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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #147 on: October 14, 2011, 09:24:32 AM »
Per his facebook... Talan is his son whom he named after this guy from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach. 
 



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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #148 on: October 14, 2011, 09:32:02 AM »
It's his nephew, he has not bred yet.

Not like he had the option to. 

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Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
« Reply #149 on: October 14, 2011, 10:12:15 AM »
Not like he had the option to.

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