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Offline Hogye West

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2011, 10:19:06 PM »
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW
Who the frick are you and why are you worthy of my praise?

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2011, 10:24:38 AM »
You know someone is a winner when the Free Shoes University is unhappy to be seen with you.  You stay classy, Pinnacle Perps.

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Offline ocelot_ark

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2011, 10:58:17 AM »
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW

What's pathetic about that picture is the fact that Bowden's not a small guy. He's got a gut.  But WWW makes him look like a fricking Somalian.

HE'S calling people irrelevant? No, sir.  What's irrelevant for you is exercise and a somewhat decent diet.

Offline DirkPiggler

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2011, 11:13:45 AM »

HE'S calling people irrelevant? No, sir.  What's irrelevant for you is exercise and a somewhat decent diet.

Don't forget gainful employment and sex with another person. 

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2011, 12:11:18 PM »
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW
I bet Bobby was surprised to finally meet his credit card guy in person

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2011, 12:16:54 PM »
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW
That is a card board cut out...

Damn Walter is fat

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2011, 12:20:07 PM »
That is a card board cut out...

Damn Walter is fat

Definitely going for the Hootie, Manboob, look.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2011, 01:19:14 PM »
why is Flounder still running his mouf on the facebook much less anywhere on the interwebs after what we did to him?  are there more facebook or twatters from him?  If so, please share for all our enjoyment. 

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2011, 02:08:41 PM »
Just a few notes...  Has anyone heard of his 'new' company?  Looks like he got a new company car too.....
« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 02:38:21 PM by FueltoFire »

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2011, 02:14:28 PM »
Doesn't wanna drive that new car in a lake, huh? The teacher has become the student.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2011, 02:33:55 PM »
I'm surprised that fat turd can fit in a 325. 

What a douche - "the speedometer reads 160."  So fricking what?  His fat ass surely drops that 0-60 time from 6.1 seconds to 6.1 minutes. 

And nevermnd the car's speed is governnor-limited to 147...the speedometer reads 160, bitches!

Fat, stupid and jock-sniffing is no way to go through life, Flounder.
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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2011, 02:37:12 PM »
I'm surprised that fat turd can fit in a 325. 

What a douche - "the speedometer reads 160."  So fricking what?  His fat ass surely drops that 0-60 time from 6.1 seconds to 6.1 minutes. 

And nevermnd the car's speed is governnor-limited to 147...the speedometer reads 160, bitches!

Fat, stupid and jock-sniffing is no way to go through life, Flounder.

I think my VW 2001 Jetta reads 160 too. Score!

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2011, 02:38:22 PM »
The fact the Malzahn willingly associates with someone like Flounder tells me that he is not the guy I used to think he was.
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Offline BigDavis

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2011, 02:44:50 PM »
I think my VW 2001 Jetta reads 160 too. Score!

My 1996 Saab reads 160.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2011, 02:50:36 PM »
I wonder it Flounder wants to race?   I'll line em up with him, car or on foot.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2011, 02:51:05 PM »
I think every program out there has boosters and hangers on who like scmoozing with players and coaches, having access, trading on the team goodwill to help their own business (or ego), etc., even if they don't do anything technically illegal.  Everyone from the AD on down has to tolerate them.

Or let them walk through the "A."

THey are everywhere -- including here -- and always have been.
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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2011, 02:56:18 PM »
I think every program out there has boosters and hangers on who like scmoozing with players and coaches, having access, trading on the team goodwill to help their own business (or ego), etc., even if they don't do anything technically illegal.  Everyone from the AD on down has to tolerate them.

Or let them walk through the "A."

THey are everywhere -- including here -- and always have been.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2011, 03:05:14 PM »
Different.  GTMF is a booster for Arkansas, played at Arkansas and will be here whoever the coach is.

WorldWideWalt is attached directly to Malzahn.
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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2011, 03:18:11 PM »
300 series BMWs are pieces of aMm.  Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle.  Just buy a Passat.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2011, 03:19:38 PM »
Just a few notes...  Has anyone heard of his 'new' company?  Looks like he got a new company car too.....


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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2011, 03:23:23 PM »
300 series BMWs are pieces of aMm.  Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle.  Just buy a Passat.

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Offline HogofWar

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #46 on: October 10, 2011, 03:23:31 PM »
300 series BMWs are pieces of aMm.  Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle.  Just buy a Passat.

Poor Man's Mercedes, indeed.

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #47 on: October 10, 2011, 03:33:18 PM »
Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle. 

You've got him all wrong...didn't you read he is all about relationships & not logos? Nor does he love teh  :helmet:

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #48 on: October 10, 2011, 03:48:16 PM »
At least get a 335 if you are getting a 3 and can't afford an m3.  The 325 has around 230hp.  Fast indeed.  I thought the 328 was the new 325?
« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 03:51:05 PM by hogsrunwild »

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Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
« Reply #49 on: October 10, 2011, 03:55:23 PM »
Doesn't wanna drive that new car in a lake?  Is he referring to Dyer's Dad?

 

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