NEW BASKETBALL PRACTICE FACILITY

[ArkGuy]

Eating at Whole Hog in Conway today and my wife says to me, she says "Look over there, there's two lesbians."

To which I reply: "Which kind, the hot cinemax lesbians or the Rosie O'Donnell kind?"

Needless to say it was the latter.

Needless to say I got my own refill.

Do the "hot cinemax lesbians" eat a lot of pulled pork?

[hoggadore]

They practice basketball at a water park? No wonder we beat them.

[cotte]

Jeff Long wants to hit that.

[subliznime]

Eating at Whole Hog in Conway today and my wife says to me, she says "Look over there, there's two lesbians."

To which I reply: "Which kind, the hot cinemax lesbians or the Rosie O'Donnell kind?"

Needless to say it was the latter.

Needless to say I got my own refill.

Does your wife usually point out people who are different than her?
"look honey there is two black peoPle?"
"look honey, there is two asian peOple?"
"hey look honey a couple of jews over there?"

[chittlins]

We know one thing for sure, with the exception of Kentucky, when we build one it'll be the best for a long time to come cause the other 12 SEC schools have built or in the process and this is something they will not touch again.

[sainthog]

Long needs to cool his jets. First things first:
Bowl in North endzone with club seating and ground floor suites
Revamp Bryoles center into the Club Bar and Grill, good food and drink (money making mf)
Suites in RF at Baum and a Club Bar and Grill with outdoor seating wouldn't suck
Next, get Lindsey to plow down the trees south of Chickfileta and build a nine hole course so the central ark fans will have a place to tailgate
Chick ball? really, they can practice/play at FHS, it's just up the fucking hill. Write them a yearly check, they need the money. You sure don't have to worry about filling it up
Then, build the basketball practice facility or whatever the new hotness is for the round ballers. There is always a next thing.

[Tim Calhoun]

Long needs to cool his jets. First things first:
Bowl in North endzone with club seating and ground floor suites
Revamp Bryoles center into the Club Bar and Grill, good food and drink (money making mf)
Suites in RF at Baum and a Club Bar and Grill with outdoor seating wouldn't suck
Next, get Lindsey to plow down the trees south of Chickfileta and build a nine hole course so the central ark fans will have a place to tailgate
Chick ball? really, they can practice/play at FHS, it's just up the fricking hill. Write them a yearly check, they need the money. You sure don't have to worry about filling it up
Then, build the basketball practice facility or whatever the new hotness is for the round ballers. There is always a next thing.

wow..

Nice restaurant @ RRS might work.  But a bar and grill at Baum before a practice facility for basketball or baseball?  Not happening. 

[Stephen Colboar]

Yeah, I'm sure the SEC would just be elated to give us that no-alcohol sales exemption for these bars and grills.

[sainthog]

Yeah, I'm sure the SEC would just be elated to give us that no-alcohol sales exemption for these bars and grills.

Lease the seats in north end zone just like suites. Alcohol is allowed in suites, gotta be a way for the lawyers to make this work. Lawyers are what shape this country!

[Stephen Colboar]

Lease the seats in north end zone just like suites. Alcohol is allowed in suites, gotta be a way for the lawyers to make this work. Lawyers are what shape this country!

Alcohol is allowed. It is not sold by the drink. That's the kicker.


The whole rule is ridiculous, though. If beer were sold by the drink inside the stadium in a controlled environment, there would be far fewer incidences outside the stadium. It would limit the WCDC thread, but look no further than West Virginia this past season. Alcohol-related incidences were drastically reduced because of the fact that people weren't getting loaded at their car, prepping for being without a beer for four hours.

No one likes to admit it, but it's part of the SEC's constant holier than thou mentality. Alcohol is served incident-free at venues across the globe every day... but the SEC has to hold up the integrity of the student-athlete.

[sainthog]

Lease the seats with a prepaid "activity" card to be used at the restaurant and bar. Better yet, make the north end zone one big suite. Everyone has POA dues that cover food and drink. Some shit like that. I've got to go to work, y'all work it out and let me know.
K, thanks

[Hackfuck McDouche]

Lease the seats in north end zone just like suites. Alcohol is allowed in suites, gotta be a way for the lawyers to make this work. Lawyers are what shape this country!

When, precisely, did God lift up Arkansas and drop us in the middle of fucking Dubai?