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Bear Grylls, an ex-British special forces dude who had a survival show on Discovery Channel, Man vs. Wild. When he'd get in a tight spot in some of the Earth's more drier environs, he'd always end up drinkin' his own piss.

big_pig · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2011, 04:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Tusk till Dawn on October 10, 2011, 04:50:03 PM

Bear Grylls, an ex-British special forces dude who had a survival show on Discovery Channel, Man vs. Wild. When he'd get in a tight spot in some of the Earth's more drier environs, he'd always end up drinkin' his own piss.

Or squeezing the liquid fiber out of dried up elephant dung, yeah.

slcHog · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2011, 05:03:38 PM »

notaslibro · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2011, 05:17:25 PM »

slcHog · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2011, 05:29:07 PM »

Good Guy Bobby.

TexZilla · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2011, 05:59:27 PM »

Quote from: big_pale on October 10, 2011, 04:54:58 PM

Or squeezing the liquid fiber out of dried up elephant dung, yeah.

Actually, he squeezed the juice out of very fresh elephant turd globs directly into his mouf. One of the more disgusting things ever seen on TV.

Recently, on Man, Woman, Wild, Mykel Hawke got seasick and had his smokin' hot wife Ruth administer an enema of seawater up his stinkhole on TV for us to see how to stave off dehydration the next time one is lost at sea on a tiny boat. He used the fuel line off his Evinrude.

Count Porkula · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2011, 06:04:31 PM »

Quote from: TexZilla on October 10, 2011, 05:59:27 PM

He used the fuel line off his Evinrude.

also acceptable on Lake Hamilton

bigghurtt · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2011, 06:13:59 PM »

Quote from: Tusk till Dawn on October 10, 2011, 04:50:03 PM

Bear Grylls, an ex-British special forces dude who had a survival show on Discovery Channel, Man vs. Wild. When he'd get in a tight spot in some of the Earth's more drier environs, he'd always end up drinkin' his own piss.

That, or get a hotel room.

CharlieHog · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2011, 06:56:37 PM »

Quote from: notaslibro on October 10, 2011, 05:17:25 PM

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now that's funny