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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #125 on: February 16, 2012, 02:22:11 PM »
from the UARK page:


LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #126 on: February 16, 2012, 02:24:18 PM »
I'm surprised there hasn't been a Rotnei meme done yet.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #127 on: February 16, 2012, 02:29:39 PM »
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #128 on: February 16, 2012, 02:31:28 PM »


Some of these kids are doing okay...
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #129 on: February 16, 2012, 03:07:21 PM »
from the UARK page:




What's this referring to?

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #130 on: February 16, 2012, 03:15:34 PM »
What's this referring to?

You serious, Clark?

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #131 on: February 16, 2012, 03:21:10 PM »




It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #132 on: February 16, 2012, 03:22:02 PM »
What's this referring to?
This is sad.  :(
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #133 on: February 16, 2012, 03:40:25 PM »
from the UARK page:




Now this I like!
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #135 on: February 16, 2012, 03:47:31 PM »
What's this referring to?

Maxine, from Maxine's. 

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #136 on: February 16, 2012, 04:31:07 PM »

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #138 on: February 16, 2012, 11:58:32 PM »

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #139 on: February 17, 2012, 12:24:01 AM »
What's this referring to?
Maxine Miller.

Her birthday was May 5th.

She was the greatest. My absolute favorite place in Fayetteville.

I can still see her glass coffee mug, a pack of Parliments, and a pack of Salem menthols there on the bar with her taking a nap with a lit cigarette that singes a few hairs. Then she'd wake up, look over, and say, "Baby, you ready to get your ass kicked in dominoes again?"

She never drank. Ever. She had coffee with 1/2 sweetner in her mug.

I've seen her slam down her club on the bar and scare the toughest of the tough and run them out of her tavern.

She was the salt of the earth and there will never be another one like her.

And that meme is wrong. It's missing the word 'up'.
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #140 on: February 17, 2012, 12:45:28 AM »
Whenever the cops were going to bust the underage drinkers in Maxines, someone would tip her off.  She'd make an announcment.  The help would come take our pitchers and glasses.  The cops would come in and find study hall.  It's hard to picture if you never lived it.  When the cops left, we'd go back to playing quarters and projectile vomiting.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #142 on: February 17, 2012, 07:41:24 AM »
Whenever the cops were going to bust the underage drinkers in Maxines, someone would tip her off.  She'd make an announcment.  The help would come take our pitchers and glasses.  The cops would come in and find study hall.  It's hard to picture if you never lived it.  When the cops left, we'd go back to playing quarters and projectile vomiting.

I was there one time when this happened.  You're right, its hard to imagine unless you were there, but what a sight.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #143 on: February 17, 2012, 08:38:36 AM »
What's this referring to?

Sad. 

I used to go in there with my dad when I was very little and play that bowling game.  Never got to drink in there when she was alive and running the place.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #144 on: February 17, 2012, 11:50:15 AM »
Ok, new favorite:

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #146 on: February 17, 2012, 07:09:05 PM »
It's not that sad. I only go to Fayetteville for tailgating and games. Never lived there and didn't go to school there.

and I thought Maxine's was a bar in Hot Springs...

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #147 on: February 17, 2012, 11:42:09 PM »
It's not that sad. I only go to Fayetteville for tailgating and games. Never lived there and didn't go to school there.

and I thought Maxine's was a bar in Hot Springs...

There is a Maxine's in Hot Springs.  Tame little bar, used to be a brothel.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #148 on: February 18, 2012, 12:14:38 AM »
The full saying is:

"Excuse me, may I have your attention please? (pause) You have ten minutes to drink up, and get the Starkville outta here."

RIP Maxine.
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #149 on: February 18, 2012, 12:21:39 AM »
HOLY aMm.   I love the internet:

Click this to hear Maxine:

http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=25849578&ac=now

Things like this make me feel a little sorry for those who were not blessed enough to spend their college years on the Hill.  I don't think you ever really "get" Fayetteville and U of A 100% unless you were young and dumb and there for it.
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LSU fans are tres gauche.

 

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