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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #150 on: February 18, 2012, 01:25:08 AM »
HOLY aMm.   I love the internet:

Click this to hear Maxine:

http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=25849578&ac=now

Things like this make me feel a little sorry for those who were not blessed enough to spend their college years on the Hill.  I don't think you ever really "get" Fayetteville and U of A 100% unless you were young and dumb and there for it.

Not to derail a good wake for Maxine, God rest her soul, but I hope this last part here was just you gettin' a lil' carried away after a good bong rip.  There are many generations represented here, 4 of mine, that have supported the U of A and never once attended a class there.  That doesn't mean none of them 'get' the U of A, whateverthefuck that means.   


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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #151 on: February 18, 2012, 07:16:52 AM »
The full saying is:

"Excuse me, may I have your attention please? (pause) You have ten minutes to drink up, and get the Starkville outta here."

RIP Maxine.

I always used to enjoy it when she'd turn off the air and the smoke would get so thick you couldn't see across the room.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #152 on: February 18, 2012, 08:12:59 AM »
I always used to enjoy it when she'd turn off the air and the smoke would get so thick you couldn't see across the room.

You're kidding?  For those of us who don't smoke, that was the terror, lol.  I could go into Maxines, drink just one pitcher, and then have a MASSIVE hangover the next day from the nicotine ingested, alone. 

One morning I was feeling not too bad, then picked up my pile of clothes from the night before.  The stench of the smoke immediately caused me to hurl.  I barely made it to the bathroom. 

A quaint place to have a beer, but let's not kid ourselves, Maxines has probably taken decades of respiratory health away from some of us. 
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #153 on: February 18, 2012, 10:48:20 AM »
HOLY aMm.   I love the internet:

Click this to hear Maxine:

http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=25849578&ac=now

Things like this make me feel a little sorry for those who were not blessed enough to spend their college years on the Hill.  I don't think you ever really "get" Fayetteville and U of A 100% unless you were young and dumb and there for it.

Another song about Maxine's...  http://www.myspace.com/solomonsvinemusic/music/songs/maxine-s-bar-22262815

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #154 on: February 18, 2012, 12:10:19 PM »
Not to derail a good wake for Maxine, God rest her soul, but I hope this last part here was just you gettin' a lil' carried away after a good bong rip.  There are many generations represented here, 4 of mine, that have supported the U of A and never once attended a class there.  That doesn't mean none of them 'get' the U of A, whateverthefuck that means.

No, I didn't mean to be a dick or exclude anybody with that comment.  Probably should have said it differently, or not.  You can't spend your young and stupid years raising Starkville in a place without having a certain nostalgic visceral connection to that place.  I think that's easy enough to understand.
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #155 on: February 18, 2012, 03:36:03 PM »
No, I didn't mean to be a dick or exclude anybody with that comment.  Probably should have said it differently, or not.  You can't spend your young and stupid years raising Starkville in a place without having a certain nostalgic visceral connection to that place.  I think that's easy enough to understand.

If it mean anything, and it probably doesn't, I smelled what you were steppin in the first time around.
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #156 on: February 18, 2012, 03:40:26 PM »
Yeah, well maybe I'm a fricking asshole.  I probably am better than all you meth freaks and Muleriders....

That said...

LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #157 on: February 18, 2012, 04:31:42 PM »
You're kidding?  For those of us who don't smoke, that was the terror, lol.  I could go into Maxines, drink just one pitcher, and then have a MASSIVE hangover the next day from the nicotine ingested, alone. 

Yes. I was being sarcastic. I actually used to go to the back and turn the air back on to get a little ventilation going. She would of course almost immediately notice it wasn't quite as smokey and she would turn it back off and get pissed that someone had messed with the thermostat. I never did get caught.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #158 on: February 18, 2012, 04:56:31 PM »


I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #159 on: February 18, 2012, 05:03:18 PM »
Maxine Miller.

Her birthday was May 5th.

She was the greatest. My absolute favorite place in Fayetteville.

I can still see her glass coffee mug, a pack of Parliments, and a pack of Salem menthols there on the bar with her taking a nap with a lit cigarette that singes a few hairs. Then she'd wake up, look over, and say, "Baby, you ready to get your ass kicked in dominoes again?"

She never drank. Ever. She had coffee with 1/2 sweetner in her mug.

I've seen her slam down her club on the bar and scare the toughest of the tough and run them out of her tavern.

She was the salt of the earth and there will never be another one like her.

And that meme is wrong. It's missing the word 'up'.

Thank you.

I took my new wife to Maxine's on our wedding night, and it was perfect. 

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #161 on: February 18, 2012, 07:59:44 PM »
my new wife

Either this post was verrrrry ambiguous, or I missed a big fricking announcement.





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The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #162 on: February 18, 2012, 08:25:15 PM »
Not a meme but a good one anyway

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #163 on: February 21, 2012, 02:11:58 AM »
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #164 on: February 21, 2012, 02:54:14 AM »
realstunned

I guess I've been living under a freaking rock.  Had no idea. 

On the bright side, at least it's not warts or the herpes :-\

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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #165 on: February 21, 2012, 07:02:52 AM »
I guess I've been living under a freaking rock.  Had no idea. 

On the bright side, at least it's not warts or the herpes :-\
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #166 on: February 21, 2012, 07:43:20 AM »
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Re: The official Woopig meme thread.
« Reply #167 on: February 21, 2012, 02:12:44 PM »
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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