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MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« on: November 14, 2011, 08:03:19 PM »
Kickoff is Saturday afternoon at 2:30 p.m CST at War Memorial Stadium.  Tickets are sold out (sold out in Little Rock? Well frick me!)  The game will be broadcast on CBS. Catch the play-by-play by turning your radio dial to your local Razorback Radio Network affiliate.  For updates, direct your ebay browser to Woopig.net, the leader in Razorback fandom since the beginning of earth.



Q. So…the thread title.  Have any MSU cheerleaders posed in Playboy recently?

A. Happily, yes!  Taylor Corley (stage name Taylor Stone) posed last winter. I’ll let Brooks take you on a narrative journey.






Q. Did she burn out and become a reality TV trainwreck?

A. Happily, Taylor didn’t even make it that far!

Taylor quit the team in February to be on a reality show called Girl Swagg. 




Per the show’s website, “Girl Swagg brings 4 women of various backgrounds together to resolve challenges.”  What kind of challenges?  “Invading South Beach” was one.  I don’t recall ever hearing on the news that the territory of South Florida had changed hands – maybe floating in on an old mattress wasn’t the best way to get noticed. 

Other challenges will have to be simple enough that a “licensed Estitician and Independent Beauty consultant with Mary Kay Cosmetics” (cast member Angela’s caps, not mine) can solve them. 



Q. Where can I watch this show?

In this interview, Taylor indicated the series was about to be picked up by “VH1 or MTV.”  The show has so far been picked up by…Comcast Atlanta. 


Q. How is Taylor doing on the show?

A. Sadly, Taylor is apparently no longer a cast member. 


Q: I’ll bite.  Is this show so horrible that it’s funny (like all those midget shows)?

A.  See if you can make it through this promo.  I’d say it’s closer to the episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami where Khloe spends six chin-wobbling hours explaining that her plane was delayed.




Q: Did Taylor get fatter in the few months between her Playboy shoot and that Girl Swagg clip, or is she just so dumb that I had to subtract eleventy-threve from her hotness?

A. It turns out she was a fat ugly bitch all along.  Playboy has a knack for camera angles.





Q. I’m tired of the Taylor.  Will you just post the MSU cheerleader picture that you usually do?

A. Happily!






Pre-game thread commentary is welcome.
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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 08:12:16 PM »
SEC football is so bad this week that THIS is the priemere game.

We gonna roll.
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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 08:28:19 PM »
I don't get it. Why no cupcake thread for 0-5 Tennessee?

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 09:08:01 PM »
I don't get it. Why no cupcake thread for 0-5 Tennessee?

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 10:15:10 PM »
I don't get it. Why no cupcake thread for 0-5 Tennessee?

I agree.  From what I've seen, Tennessee has much more to offer in the way of eye candy than aMm does.  Simply living in Starkville has to take an automatic 20 points off of your attractiveness factor, which is about half what it does to your IQ.

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 11:23:56 PM »
SEC football is so bad this week that THIS is the priemere game.

We gonna roll.




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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2011, 12:53:27 AM »



Why photoshop when we have the real thing:  ;D

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2011, 01:21:36 AM »
I remember that.  Nice touch putting a swine in the land of Saddam.

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2011, 07:46:11 AM »
I agree.  From what I've seen, Tennessee has much more to offer in the way of eye candy than aMm does.  Simply living in Starkville has to take an automatic 20 points off of your attractiveness factor, which is about half what it does to your IQ.

i am also in concurrence.  We should have one next year. or maybe for basketball.  that chick that is in the detention center thread has a shitload of bikini pics on her facebook.  might as well save them for later  :police:
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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2011, 08:10:50 AM »
I don't get it. Why no cupcake thread for 0-5 Tennessee?

I know these photos are a few years old, but here they are:
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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2011, 07:09:57 PM »
I know these photos are a few years old, but here they are:

I had forgotten all about that chick. Now that I review the pics, not sure how that could have happened.
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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2011, 08:19:53 PM »

Just a professional observation, but her breasts seems a mite low on her chests to me, halfway between her chin and umbilicus.  Notice how teh "A" and "T" are uplifted over "E".  Symmetry seems just wrong somehow. 


















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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2011, 08:25:35 PM »
Just a professional observation, but her breasts seems a mite low on her chests to me, halfway between her chin and umbilicus.  Notice how teh "A" and "T" are uplifted over "E".  Symmetry seems just wrong somehow.

The proportions look perfect to me.

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2011, 08:55:20 PM »
Just a professional observation, but her breasts seems a mite low on her chests to me, halfway between her chin and umbilicus.  Notice how teh "A" and "T" are uplifted over "E".  Symmetry seems just wrong somehow.

Her surgeon was late for lunch and got tired of dissecting. He decided to stop right there.

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2011, 11:04:49 PM »
Hey, Raisinsnacks:  You fricking suck.  Why didn't you take additional time out of your life to do this at a point when it seemed more relevant to some of us?  We aren't here to appreciate what you do, we are here to critique it.

Also, some of the T&A you posted is not perfect.  I wish you gave a aMm about this and didn't just phone it in all the time.  Gosh.  You may not be the guy who killed Jesus Christ, but you probably follow him on Twitter.  I wish you were dead.

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2011, 11:56:05 PM »
Hey, Raisinsnacks:  You fricking suck.  Why didn't you take additional time out of your life to do this at a point when it seemed more relevant to some of us?  We aren't here to appreciate what you do, we are here to critique it.

Also, some of the T&A you posted is not perfect.  I wish you gave a aMm about this and didn't just phone it in all the time.  Gosh.  You may not be the guy who killed Jesus Christ, but you probably follow him on Twitter.  I wish you were dead.

PS

I hate your grandparents.

Here, here.

Perhaps we should recognize today as raisinsnacks Appreciation Day on teh woopig.

Or, at least say ...


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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2011, 11:57:48 PM »
[To make up for the Dido:



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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2011, 12:01:31 AM »
[To make up for the previous vid in case any of you had your volume up as it played:



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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2011, 04:42:49 AM »
[To make up for the previous vid in case any of you had your volume up as it played:



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What I like about that is no bun mullets. 

I hate that aMm.

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2011, 08:06:33 AM »
Just a professional observation, but her breasts seems a mite low on her chests to me, halfway between her chin and umbilicus.  Notice how teh "A" and "T" are uplifted over "E".  Symmetry seems just wrong somehow.

I believe her tube socks slipped a little bit.  She makes up for it though with that tush cushion.   :P

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2011, 08:11:00 AM »
MSU also stands for Montana State, where these girls sent a message to their rivals at Montana...


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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2011, 08:51:42 AM »
MSU also stands for Montana State, where these girls sent a message to their rivals at Montana...



I'm not getting the message.  Do you have any closeups where I can read the words better?  Maybe there's something on the other side of the billboard I'm not seeing...

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2011, 09:22:51 AM »
I gotta say, the "I" girl stands out.

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Re: MSU hype thread (Now with naked cheerleaders!)
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2011, 10:50:44 AM »
So Arkansas leads the conference in pass attempts per sack at 26.5...interesting.

http://www.mrsec.com/2011/11/sec-stat-analysis-pass-protection/

 

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