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Offline Aporkalypse_Now

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Nutt to Memphis
« on: November 22, 2011, 03:37:25 PM »
Hot rumor on the boards today.

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 03:44:00 PM »
Will Danny hear the gun shots?

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 03:45:43 PM »
This is a good step down for him.  Recruiting should be easy.  He was already in on half the Memphis recruits, and he's used to stealing people away from LaTech and Tulane.
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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 03:45:54 PM »
Hot rumor on the boards today.
I posted this on LOL thread - maybe more appropriate here.

Someone explain this to me. There is no way tiger high is a job that he can succeed at in the near future to allow him to flipoff LOL Miss and the Hogs.  I cannot imagine he has the energy to actually work at rebuilding a program.  It's not financial - he has to have plenty of money even if he is about to give half of it to leatherface.

The only logical, partial explanation is that he knows no one on his staff can get another job and they don't have the financial security that he has.  This makes no sense.

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 03:46:42 PM »
I posted this on LOL thread - maybe more appropriate here.

Someone explain this to me. There is no way tiger high is a job that he can succeed at in the near future to allow him to flipoff LOL Miss and the Hogs.  I cannot imagine he has the energy to actually work at rebuilding a program.  It's not financial - he has to have plenty of money even if he is about to give half of it to leatherface.

The only logical, partial explanation is that he knows no one on his staff can get another job and they don't have the financial security that he has.  This makes no sense.
He will probably work for free....just to take OM's 6 million...

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 03:46:52 PM »
He'll get drilled by Ole Miss in a few years, and afterwards claim "we left a lotta good ones there."
They also play Miss St, Ark St.
So yeah, please let this happen.

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 03:53:14 PM »
I said this in the other thread but I think worth repeating. Please let this be true! He will disappear into oblivion since Memphis is a basketball school and ideal for the Big East. and it will keep this thread alive. RC Johnson is a moron and this will on prove it!
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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 03:58:21 PM »
First, the Memphis job is not open.

Secondly, Hootie has alienated himself from all the powerhouse high school football programs in the midsouth that are worth recruiting.

I think this rumor is stupid.

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 04:02:35 PM »
If it is true, Ole Miss will schedule him for their permanent NC game for payback.

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 04:04:23 PM »
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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 04:08:05 PM »
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 04:13:05 PM »

 Recruiting should be easy. . .  he's used to stealing people away from LaTech.


He should have stolen a few more, because La Tech trounced his ass 27-7 a couple of weeks ago.

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 04:20:58 PM »
He'll get drilled by Ole Miss in a few years, and afterwards claim "we left a lotta good ones there."
They also play Miss St, Ark St.
So yeah, please let this happen.

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 04:21:31 PM »
Looks like another AD wants an early retirement.
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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 04:22:10 PM »


 - he has to have plenty of money even if he is about to give half of it to leatherface.



I hadn't heard this before now, is there trouble in paradise?
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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2011, 04:26:31 PM »
Looks like another AD wants an early retirement.

Memphis' AD is already one of the worst, and most maligned by Memphis fans.  Hiring Nutt is akin to scribbling down "By the time you read this..."
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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2011, 04:46:42 PM »
I hadn't heard this before now, is there trouble in paradise?

no, I don't know anything other than if I had the Donna Bragg situation coupled with the mantits and then got shitcanned again - I am pretty sure what my bride would tell me to do...

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2011, 05:07:53 PM »
no, I don't know anything other than if I had the Donna Bragg situation coupled with the mantits and then got shitcanned again - I am pretty sure what my bride would tell me to do...

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2011, 05:10:13 PM »

Liberty Bowl Champs of the Worlds!!1!

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2011, 05:14:20 PM »
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Hootie said he's had "no contact whatsoever" with Memphis about its head coaching job. Said he's in no rush to find another job.
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HE has had no contact.... Jimmy on the other hand.

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Re: Mr. Golden Parachute to Memphis
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2011, 05:16:22 PM »
Just had another thought...

The clown posse would be thrilled.  They can break their old gear out of mothballs and won't need to change the logos

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2011, 06:04:11 PM »
Uh oh.  One of the first stand-alone threads about Nutt since the Lol Miss thread started.  Is it no longer our one-stop source for Nutt laughs?  You mean I actually have to scan the board now?  *: 

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2011, 06:08:36 PM »
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If Porter is let go -- and that hasn't been decided officially one way or another -- a more realistic candidate is Hugh Freeze.
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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2011, 06:33:37 PM »
Why would Freeze want to take a step down, Starkville, ASU has owned Memphis in the last 4 or 5 years. Yes, even under Roberts.

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Re: Nutt to Memphis
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2011, 06:47:35 PM »
Back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back Liberty Bowl appearances!

 

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