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The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« on: November 27, 2011, 11:45:51 AM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 11:47:06 AM »
frick you, mother fricker.

And your whore wife.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 11:51:37 AM »
That's exactly the kind of stuff we heard in little rock.  And all we did was walk into the stadium, minding our own business.

I'm sure the Georgia fan who was in the port-a-potty that was knocked over in Baton Rouge earned what he got, too.  Your fans are the fricking kings (outside of Mexican soccer fans) of throwing bottles at opposing fans.

And you want sympathy/think you've got a valid complaint because you heard some bad words? 

You're a gash.  And, unlike last year when we took a knee to avoid embarrassing you on national TV, we'll remember what you consider to be class.  It comes around, fucko.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 11:53:39 AM »
Does your wife have a facebook page?

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2011, 11:57:42 AM »
I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

And when you come on here crying like a bleeding canyon, it doesn't surprise me either.  So we're both stating the obvious.  Good day.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2011, 11:57:52 AM »
We took a knee too.  It was Sr day, and Lee was getting some snaps.  Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2011, 11:58:07 AM »
All LSU fans are gay and they smell like corndogs. They are, as Nick Saban said "The worst kind of trailer trash coonasses in the country."

And that's coming from a guy from West Virginia.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2011, 11:59:27 AM »
We took a knee too.  It was Sr day, and Lee was getting some snaps.  Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

Crying?  Did I go over to tigerdroppings and bitch and moan about bad words?  You're on our board complaining about bad words like some kind of sunday school teacher.

Nice of you to skip over the behavioral issues of your own little shitbird fans.  But, I guess actual physical violence is pretty god damn impossible to answer when your main complaint is the use of profanity.

You tried to run up the score with your bombs away bullshit, but we're not crying about it; we're planning on how to shove it right back up your ass next year.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2011, 11:59:40 AM »
I love that our coach told yours to frick off.

I don't want mercy. I'd rather be scored on, but tell me why take 4 knees with 5 minutes one week and be passing to score the next? Does being a shitty team being out more empathy from your coach than being a grieving one?  That's a fricked up morality compass. And if you were paying attention, it wasn't getting scored on, it was the celebration and taunting that pissed him off in my opinion.

LSU fans are notorious asses. We were just returning the favor.

In short, go bleaux me.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2011, 12:03:38 PM »
We took a knee too.  It was Sr day, and Lee was getting some snaps.  Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.
 

You have the shittiest fans by far in the SEC. I've never seen such a collection of white trash scumbags until I went to a game in Redstick. frick you and your whore wife and your whore mother. Go throw piss at some other Razorback board, fucko.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2011, 12:03:45 PM »
Friday afternoon I saw a side of Arkansas that I always knew existed.  I have been to LSU/Arkansas games in LIttle Rock and seen the classless side of the rivalry.  Not in good fun, but sheer anger.  Me and my wife were dog cussed, even after an Arkansas win.  But hey, what can you expect from a fan base when your head coach is seen on national television saying "f*** you mother f*****" to the opposing coach.  If Petrino had any football sense, he would've known that he was forcing LSU to throw the football late in the game because of the blitz.  Oh, and in my opinion, if you really were the #3 team in the nation you wouldn't have been in that situation anyhow.  Also, if you're really the #3 team in the nation, you understand that when you play the #1, there is no mercy.  It's 4 quarters of football.  I guess Patrino just isn't used to being in that position.

So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

Wow, you guys are getting ready for the SEC championship game but 2 days later are still butthurt and whining on opposing teams message boards because an opposing coach threw a mfer your way?  I had always thought that LSU fans were a tough group that knew that the SEC is not some Jr High boy's choir but apparently I was wrong.  Hope your players are not as sensitve and delicate as their fanbase apparently is.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2011, 12:04:15 PM »
Listen you piece of aMm,

If you're wanting a fricking apology from Woopig, you can go fist yourself. Better yet, go buy some synthetic marijuana from the Honey Badger, get Jefferson and Co., and head for a night out on the town that'll end up in some guy getting jumped and stomped in the head. But you better watch out, that guy just might be you. You blind fricker. Your fans are by far the worst in the nation. With all do respect, GDIAF.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 12:09:40 PM »
Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

So this apathy drove you to start a thread?  You are #1 and headed for Atlanta + New Orleans and here you are.  You are here to tell us how little you care about us and you can't shut your fricking mouth from talking about us.

Even David Duke doesn't hang out on Grambling message boards.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2011, 12:11:27 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2011, 12:11:38 PM »
REALLY?

An LSU fan bitching about foul treatment from fans of another school?

HOLY aMm.

Let me break it down for you. 

Every single fanbase that encounters LSU fans agree they are the worst in the SEC.  I have only witnessed LSU fans acting like assholes in Little Rock and I haven't even gone to that game since LSU got good.

Your fans are the sorriest, ugliest, drunkest pieces of aMm, and these are your VISITING FANS, who ostensibly come from higher echelons of Cajun rat-eaters because they can afford to travel to away games.

If LSU fans get mis-treated in Little Rock, its because your fanbase has a reputation for being assholes and people hate you.

You bring it on yourselves.

Show me somewhere else where someone thinks Arkansas fans mistreat visitors. 

LSU fans, on the other hand, are universally hated.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2011, 12:11:44 PM »
Don't go trying to manhandle no woopiggers.  Remember you have to come here year. You have to come here. And now that this has officially become a rivalry, something tells me you won't have ANY fun. 
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2011, 12:12:25 PM »
Go back to your glory hole.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2011, 12:15:25 PM »
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......



LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

The use of profanity and the image of a saintly child deploying their middle finger; how the mighty have fallen from their high horse.

Serious question:  Did your wife frick you better or worse after that altercation with Arkansas fans?  Think she was more eager/more reserved because she was dreaming of a real man having his way with her?  Were her eyes closed a little bit more than normal, allowing her to concentrate on NOT being with you?

Think hard on it, coonass.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2011, 12:17:58 PM »
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......



LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

YOu tell us, how did it feel three of the previous 4 years?

It's apparent that you now realize how big a gash you look for coming on here whining and are trying to look tough to cover it up.  Sorry, a little too late for that.  You're still a whiney bitch and in turn have made all LSU fans look like whiney bitches. 
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2011, 12:19:12 PM »
There hasn't been a stabbing on Dickson in years.  Just putting that out there before we move the LSU game to Fayetteville in 2012.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2011, 12:20:34 PM »
Jarrett Lee deserved the snaps.  He was the only QB you guys have had in the last decade without time in prison, isn't he?

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2011, 12:22:54 PM »
I gave your wife an Abe lincoln
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2011, 12:24:35 PM »


LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

Well big boy...we will see you next year. By then our ass holes will be heeled up. Btw, aren't you missing bible study...I mean you seem so concerned with cursing and class.

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