Author Topic: The Miles/Petrino Handshake (Read 19724 times)

Iron Butterfly · « **Reply #100 on:** November 27, 2011, 06:47:19 PM »

Quote from: Pokey_Pig on November 27, 2011, 12:43:01 PM

Your the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

HogTat · « **Reply #101 on:** November 27, 2011, 06:59:16 PM »

I'm a bet BeauxBeaux don't come back noeaux mouax.

The Whyte Boar · « **Reply #102 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:08:45 PM »

Simms? No aMm? I know the superintendent at SISD.

The Reverend Snoophogg · « **Reply #103 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:30:11 PM »

Quote from: AlpharettaHog on November 27, 2011, 12:15:25 PM

Serious question: Did your wife frick you better or worse after that altercation with Arkansas fans? Think she was more eager/more reserved because she was dreaming of a real man having his way with her? Were her eyes closed a little bit more than normal, allowing her to concentrate on NOT being with you?

Think hard on it, coonass.

He couldn't see her...as she was behind him when she was fricking him....

LRHogfan · « **Reply #104 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:50:51 PM »

Seriously, tho, what guy wears a pendant necklace? (Can't tell from the pic, but it looks like the pendant may be a corndog. Perfect.)

WORD · « **Reply #105 on:** November 27, 2011, 07:54:58 PM »

This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig. But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes

Austin Nichols · « **Reply #106 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:00:35 PM »

Aporkalypse_Now · « **Reply #107 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:31:43 PM »

Quote from: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 05:52:12 PM

CJLR · « **Reply #108 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:33:08 PM »

Frosted tips - the look of sophistication in Louisiana.

I bet he takes his softball team real serious too - like Wally Hall serious.

SoldierSooie · « **Reply #109 on:** November 27, 2011, 08:54:39 PM »

Quote from: WORD on November 27, 2011, 07:54:58 PM

This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig. But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes

Word.

501 Hawgz · « **Reply #110 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:01:08 PM »

Sorry cajun.

Frick with the bull, you get the motherfrickin' horn.

GuinnessHog · « **Reply #111 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:05:00 PM »

Were you in The Goonies?

Kill The Ref · « **Reply #112 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:28:24 PM »

Quote from: WORD on November 27, 2011, 07:54:58 PM

This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig. But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes

I know, right. Not bad for, "A state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size."

jhawg05 · « **Reply #113 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:46:17 PM »

This is a ruthless bunch.

capnthog · « **Reply #114 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:58:25 PM »

Why Neil. You look like someone just walked across your grave.

WPFM · « **Reply #115 on:** November 27, 2011, 10:10:39 PM »

Quote from: jhawg05 on November 27, 2011, 09:46:17 PM

This is a ruthless bunch.

Aporkalypse_Now · « **Reply #116 on:** November 27, 2011, 10:22:59 PM »

Quote from: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 10:10:39 PM

Hilarious.

Boondoggle · « **Reply #117 on:** November 27, 2011, 10:38:08 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on November 27, 2011, 05:53:14 PM

Jimmy the Greek explained that years ago.

As did Nolan Richardson.

Boondoggle · « **Reply #118 on:** November 27, 2011, 10:51:45 PM »

Quote from: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 05:52:12 PM

Now aren't you glad you came to Woopig to tell us how you feel? Congratulations! You're an official Woopig Celebrity!!! (that's not necessarily a good thing)

Woopig: only the strong survive.

WPFM · « **Reply #119 on:** November 27, 2011, 11:12:52 PM »

Quote from: VerotiK on November 27, 2011, 05:08:48 PM

Better?

Seriously, wtf is that?

notaslibro · « **Reply #120 on:** November 27, 2011, 11:17:57 PM »

Quote from: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 11:12:52 PM

Seriously, wtf is that?

Hard to say, but his lower-than-regulation goal is broken down from too much "dunking." I realize he's a baseball coach, but that is still sad.

big_pig · « **Reply #121 on:** November 27, 2011, 11:25:55 PM »

Quote from: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 11:12:52 PM

Seriously, wtf is that?

Looks like a guillotine.

uagrad89 · « **Reply #122 on:** November 27, 2011, 11:29:30 PM »

Quote from: HogTat on November 27, 2011, 02:55:14 PM

I think it was me who cussed his wife. Only it was "scab pickin' road whore" if I recall it correctly. I mean, if she hadn't been blowing people in the porta-potty for gas money to get back to the anus of the world in their '74 Pinto, maybe I wouldn't have said it.

By the way, Corndog, if you're going to pimp the bitch out and play carnival barker in front of a Honey Bucket, you should charge $3 for teeth out and $2 teeth in, not the other way around.

Wow. Just...wow.

Aporkalypse_Now · « **Reply #123 on:** November 27, 2011, 11:31:28 PM »

Quote from: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 11:12:52 PM

Seriously, wtf is that?

Before you post on Woopig, you better make a friggin' fallout shelter. Smart MFer.

The covered entrance is a nice touch.

UncleHog · « **Reply #124 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:15:59 AM »

Quote from: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 11:12:52 PM

Seriously, wtf is that?

At first glance, I would say it has to be a guillotine, no question. But then again, maybe it's a water well where the children play. Or, could it be an apparatus for making and selling corndogs? I don't know. I'm just spitballing.