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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #100 on: November 27, 2011, 06:47:19 PM »
Your the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #101 on: November 27, 2011, 06:59:16 PM »
I'm a bet BeauxBeaux don't come back noeaux mouax.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #102 on: November 27, 2011, 07:08:45 PM »
Simms?  No aMm?  I know the superintendent at SISD. 

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #103 on: November 27, 2011, 07:30:11 PM »

Serious question:  Did your wife frick you better or worse after that altercation with Arkansas fans?  Think she was more eager/more reserved because she was dreaming of a real man having his way with her?  Were her eyes closed a little bit more than normal, allowing her to concentrate on NOT being with you?

Think hard on it, coonass.

He couldn't see her...as she was behind him when she was fricking him.... :rainbow:
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #104 on: November 27, 2011, 07:50:51 PM »
 :tiw:


Seriously, tho, what guy wears a pendant necklace?  (Can't tell from the pic, but it looks like the pendant may be a corndog. Perfect.)

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #105 on: November 27, 2011, 07:54:58 PM »
This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig.  But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #106 on: November 27, 2011, 08:00:35 PM »

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #108 on: November 27, 2011, 08:33:08 PM »
Frosted tips - the look of sophistication in Louisiana.

I bet he takes his softball team real serious too - like Wally Hall serious.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #109 on: November 27, 2011, 08:54:39 PM »
This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig.  But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes

Word.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #110 on: November 27, 2011, 09:01:08 PM »
Sorry cajun.

Frick with the bull, you get the motherfrickin' horn.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #111 on: November 27, 2011, 09:05:00 PM »
Were you in The Goonies?

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #112 on: November 27, 2011, 09:28:24 PM »
This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig.  But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes
I know, right. Not bad for, "A state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size."

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #113 on: November 27, 2011, 09:46:17 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #114 on: November 27, 2011, 09:58:25 PM »
Why Neil.  You look like someone just walked across your grave.


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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #115 on: November 27, 2011, 10:10:39 PM »
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #117 on: November 27, 2011, 10:38:08 PM »
Jimmy the Greek explained that years ago.


As did Nolan Richardson.
Oh no!!!! We suck again!!!

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #118 on: November 27, 2011, 10:51:45 PM »



Now aren't you glad you came to Woopig to tell us how you feel? Congratulations! You're an official Woopig Celebrity!!! (that's not necessarily a good thing)

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #119 on: November 27, 2011, 11:12:52 PM »
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #120 on: November 27, 2011, 11:17:57 PM »
Seriously, wtf is  that?

Hard to say, but his lower-than-regulation goal is broken down from too much "dunking."  I realize he's a baseball coach, but that is still sad.


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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #121 on: November 27, 2011, 11:25:55 PM »
Seriously, wtf is  that?

Looks like a guillotine.


I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #122 on: November 27, 2011, 11:29:30 PM »
I think it was me who cussed his wife.  Only it was "scab pickin' road whore" if I recall it correctly.  I mean, if she hadn't been blowing people in the porta-potty for gas money to get back to the anus of the world in their '74 Pinto, maybe I wouldn't have said it. 

By the way, Corndog, if you're going to pimp the bitch out and play carnival barker in front of a Honey Bucket, you should charge $3 for teeth out and $2 teeth in, not the other way around.

Wow.  Just...wow.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #123 on: November 27, 2011, 11:31:28 PM »
Seriously, wtf is  that?

Before you post on Woopig, you better make a friggin' fallout shelter.  Smart MFer. 

The covered entrance is a nice touch.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #124 on: November 28, 2011, 12:15:59 AM »
Seriously, wtf is  that?

At first glance, I would say it has to be a guillotine, no question.  But then again, maybe it's a water well where the children play.  Or, could it be an apparatus for making and selling corndogs?  I don't know.  I'm just spitballing.

 

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