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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2011, 12:28:04 PM »
Petrino shook his hand, and Miles grabbed him from behind.

You just don't do that.  He's lucky he didn't get cold-cocked.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2011, 12:33:14 PM »
I'm just mad that the show Swamp People has put enough money in a few coonass' hands to be able to afford teh internets. Damn you History Channel. Damn you to a Starkville most likely ran by aliens.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2011, 12:39:29 PM »
Go back to your glory hole.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2011, 12:39:39 PM »
Well big boy...we will see you next year. By then our ass holes will be heAled up.

And this corndogholer will still be crying about that time Mr. Coach Bobby Petrino told Leslie to frick off. 


Serious question:  Did your wife frick you better or worse after that altercation with Arkansas fans?  Think she was more eager/more reserved because she was dreaming of a real man having his way with her?  Were her eyes closed a little bit more than normal, allowing her to concentrate on NOT being with you?

Think hard on it, coonass.

We all know the answer.  Probably the first time she hasn't fallen asleep or needed a hot shower to wash off the self-loathing afterward.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2011, 12:42:38 PM »
That's exactly the kind of stuff we heard in little rock.  And all we did was walk into the stadium, minding our own business.

Then keep your corndog ass at home! I have been to games at LSU and had the same thing happen to me so go frick yourself you sore winning ass wipe
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2011, 12:43:01 PM »
Friday afternoon I saw a side of Arkansas that I always knew existed.  I have been to LSU/Arkansas games in LIttle Rock and seen the classless side of the rivalry.  Not in good fun, but sheer anger.  Me and my wife were dog cussed, even after an Arkansas win.  But hey, what can you expect from a fan base when your head coach is seen on national television saying "f*** you mother f*****" to the opposing coach.  If Petrino had any football sense, he would've known that he was forcing LSU to throw the football late in the game because of the blitz.  Oh, and in my opinion, if you really were the #3 team in the nation you wouldn't have been in that situation anyhow.  Also, if you're really the #3 team in the nation, you understand that when you play the #1, there is no mercy.  It's 4 quarters of football.  I guess Patrino just isn't used to being in that position.

So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2011, 12:43:12 PM »
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......



LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

Speaking of pushing aMm in. You may not want to frick that skank you call a wife until you can get her a Rx. I was having a breakout when I creampied her after the game. Not my fault tho. All I wanted was a BJ.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2011, 12:49:57 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2011, 01:16:49 PM »
The jagaloon op didn't even talk about the handshake. I opened this thread wanting to read about the handshake. He obviously is new at this.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2011, 01:17:33 PM »
LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday. 

You guys have a lot of expertise in that area, to be sure.

Go back to your glory hole.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2011, 01:28:47 PM »
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Miles grabbed him from behind.

You just don't do that.

If this was an intentional "Sunny" reference, it did not go unnoticed.   :thumbup:
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2011, 01:30:39 PM »
They have been waiting for the opportunity to bitch since last year.  They have been praying to their god Nick Saban (Yes, you know he's still your god) to give them an edge in the game ever since Knile Bum fricked their asses last year.  I don't recall any Woopiggas going over to their board and saying "Good luck in the Cotton bowl!"  last year after we kicked their ass.  They are just a bunch of butt hurt coonasses that feel justified because they finally beat us fairly, unlike in 09. 

Congratulations LSU, you finally beat Arkansas.  But Daddy always has the last laugh.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2011, 01:38:47 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2011, 01:46:57 PM »
Miles tried to talk to him, he started by saying "you've got a good team Bobby", then Patrino ran away from him......like the little b**** he is.  I think he was butthurt because he realized that the #3 in front of Arkansas was a fraud.

I thought you were finished posting here, Janice.  You have a strange way of showing how little you care. 

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2011, 01:49:17 PM »
Miles tried to talk to him, he started by saying "you've got a good team Bobby", then Patrino ran away from him......like the little b**** he is.  I think he was butthurt because he realized that the #3 in front of Arkansas was a fraud.

Bobby kneeled on the ball on the 1 yd line last year vs LSU.  Thats what you do if you respect the rivalry.

Miles apparently doesn't, and he won't get any more consideration like that. 

I realize Les Miles is basically a highly-functioning retard sitting on top of a recruiting gold mine.  I guess now Bobby does, too.

Nobody likes Saban, but everybody respects him. 

Nobody respects Miles.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2011, 01:54:10 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2011, 01:56:07 PM »
Anybody can coach at LSU, just open the gates at Angola and give em helmets. And please don't let anymore retard coonasses on this board.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2011, 01:56:51 PM »
Beaux is right, this is unacceptable behavior on Coach Petrino's part.  Punish Arkansas and hire our defensive coordinator away. 

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2011, 01:58:01 PM »
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

That's pretty fricking rich, coming from a coonass.

I know this level of insight is far above your intellectual ability, but LSU *should* have a winning record against us.  The difference in talent between the two states is astronomical - and LSU has NO one else in-state to compete with for all that talent, unlike the other talent hotbeds like Florida, Texas, & California.

And yet still, we've beaten you 3 of the last 5.  I would shut the frick up and look forward to the SEC championship & BCS championship, if I were you.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2011, 01:58:11 PM »
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

Yes, it IS true.  Which makes your inferiority complex vis-à-vis Arkansans all the more baffling.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2011, 01:58:37 PM »
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......



LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

How is it supposed to feel?

Where did you find this picture of the kid giving the finger?  That's a new one.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2011, 02:02:07 PM »
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.
 

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2011, 02:07:33 PM »
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

He's your own little Forest Gump.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2011, 02:18:47 PM »
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I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

I find this to be an interesting comment coming from someone in a state that features a reality show in which the persons featured speak such a bastardized, poorly enunciated, and grammatically incomprehensible version of the English language so as to require subtitles...in an English speaking country.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2011, 02:22:23 PM »





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