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Offline KCHOGS

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #50 on: November 27, 2011, 02:23:43 PM »
I find this to be an interesting comment coming from someone in a state that features a number of reality shows in which the persons featured speak such a bastardized, poorly enunciated, and grammatically incomprehensible version of the English language so as to require subtitles...in an English speaking country.

Just to be correct.  I've never seen a show taped in LA that didn't require subtitles.  Rifle droppers.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #51 on: November 27, 2011, 02:28:50 PM »
I find this to be an interesting comment coming from someone in a state that features a reality show in which the persons featured speak such a bastardized, poorly enunciated, and grammatically incomprehensible version of the English language so as to require subtitles...in an English speaking country.

This.  Your state should be proud...


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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #52 on: November 27, 2011, 02:32:59 PM »
This.  Your state should be proud...



i'm not much of a fisherman, but isn't gar considered to be the worst?  like, most humans think that it's beneath them to eat it.  it would be like someone in new york talking about how tasty rats are.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #53 on: November 27, 2011, 02:55:14 PM »
I think it was me who cussed his wife.  Only it was "scab pickin' road whore" if I recall it correctly.  I mean, if she hadn't been blowing people in the porta-potty for gas money to get back to the anus of the world in their '74 Pinto, maybe I wouldn't have said it. 

By the way, Corndog, if you're going to pimp the bitch out and play carnival barker in front of a Honey Bucket, you should charge $3 for teeth out and $2 teeth in, not the other way around.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #54 on: November 27, 2011, 02:58:34 PM »
I think it was me who cussed his wife.  Only it was "scab pickin' road whore" if I recall it correctly.  I mean, if she hadn't been blowing people in the porta-potty for gas money to get back to the anus of the world in their '74 Pinto, maybe I wouldn't have said it. 

By the way, Corndog, if you're going to pimp the bitch out and play carnival barker in front of a Honey Bucket, you should charge $3 for teeth out and $2 teeth in, not the other way around.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #55 on: November 27, 2011, 03:17:58 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #56 on: November 27, 2011, 03:22:52 PM »
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.
not against BMFP
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #57 on: November 27, 2011, 03:32:45 PM »
not against BMFP

The corndogs got beat by Casey Frickin' Dick! What does that say about Miles?
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #58 on: November 27, 2011, 03:33:04 PM »
i'm not much of a fisherman, but isn't gar considered to be the worst?  like, most humans think that it's beneath them to eat it.  it would be like someone in new york talking about how tasty rats are.

This isn't even the best example.  The only time I've seen the show was when some co-workers were watching it at the fire station one night.  I literally could not understand a word those fricks were saying.  I had to go sit in the engine room and play guitar because I could literally feel my IQ dropping a point for about every 8 seconds of that aMm that I listened to.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #59 on: November 27, 2011, 03:33:41 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #60 on: November 27, 2011, 03:34:40 PM »
Just to be correct.  I've never seen a show taped in LA that didn't require subtitles.  Rifle droppers.

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At first I thought you meant Los Angle-eeez.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #61 on: November 27, 2011, 03:35:22 PM »
Who does Arkansas have to compete with?  Arkansas State?  :sarcasm:

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #62 on: November 27, 2011, 03:38:37 PM »
Who does Arkansas have to compete with?  Arkansas State?  :sarcasm:

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The difference in talent between the two states is astronomical

Might want to try and comprehend what youR reading, waterhead.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #63 on: November 27, 2011, 03:41:58 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #64 on: November 27, 2011, 03:47:04 PM »
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.

Still not caring I see.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #65 on: November 27, 2011, 03:53:03 PM »
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.
You are embarrassing the fine people that exist within your own fanbase.  Granted, I have not been to a game in Death Valley, but I have met plenty of tiger fans and for the most part they have been welcoming hospitable folks.  They have freely offered food and drink and I tend to be able to overlook the fact that they have to say tiger bait every fifteen seconds or so.  The ones I have met would most likely be ashamed of a shitheel like yourself.  GTFO

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #66 on: November 27, 2011, 03:54:01 PM »
Might want to try and comprehend what youR reading, waterhead.

To be fair, Louisiana Tech is really more of an engineering school.  Isn't it, Neil?

That still doesn't say much for Louisiana public schools.  Let us hope the kids in NE Texas high schools don't have complete douchebags for teachers and coaches.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #67 on: November 27, 2011, 03:54:49 PM »
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.

I'm pointing out you can't understand what someone posted, and babbled out more bullshit.  If you'll note, I used a quote function, meaning I did not say it.  But yes, if you can read, you can also find a chart that shows by percentage LA is second only to FLA, even though TX usually put the most talent into D-1 by sheer numbers. 

So, by that, you'd think even a grass chewing retard would win every game.  But that's not the case, is it? 

So, did your wife ever get that wandering eye fixed?  Every time she looked up at me I thought someone was looking over my shoulder.  She'll make more money if she doesn't creep people out, man.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #68 on: November 27, 2011, 03:54:52 PM »
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.

On the whole Louisiana has more top talent than Arkansas.  Enough that they should win the west every year, Alabama tradition bedammed.  And yet before Saban came to town you hadn't seen glory years since the days of black and white TV.

That's glory YEARS, by the way. Not glory holes.  You coonasscorndogs have always been seeing them.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #69 on: November 27, 2011, 04:01:12 PM »
To be fair, Louisiana Tech is really more of an engineering school.  Isn't it, Neil?

That still doesn't say much for Louisiana public schools.  Let us hope the kids in NE Texas high schools don't have complete douchebags for teachers and coaches.


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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #70 on: November 27, 2011, 04:04:25 PM »
Just to be correct.  I've never seen a show taped in LA that didn't require subtitles.  Rifle droppers.

If you're ever in LA in need of a laugh go to a bar with a bunch of coonasses  and slip the bartender a ten to turn the Tv to a program with subtitles! I guarantee its the best comedy you'll have ever seen. I peed myself a little.
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #71 on: November 27, 2011, 04:21:50 PM »
The corndogs got beat by Casey Frickin' Dick! What does that say about Miles?

twice.

Miles has not beaten BMFP in ARK yet. (And he won't.)

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #72 on: November 27, 2011, 04:31:50 PM »
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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #73 on: November 27, 2011, 05:06:56 PM »
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

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Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
« Reply #74 on: November 27, 2011, 05:08:48 PM »
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