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LOL Miss and aTm fans are debating their future coaching prospects.  Which lunacy is more cringe-inducing?

LOL Miss-Tony Dungy
Texas ATM:  Chris Petersen/Jim Tressel

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Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« on: December 02, 2011, 08:23:31 AM »
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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 08:26:39 AM »
A&M has money and could be a really good job with the right guy.  Heck, I think it is the best opening right now.
Dungy at LOL Miss?  They hired Ed Oregeron AND Houston Nutt when everyone else told them what would happen because it was so freaking obvious.  To add to the lunacy, they have Klan marches on their campus and Dungy is a black guy. 

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 08:28:20 AM »
aTm could probably get Tressel; the guy's interviewing at Akron for God's sake.

Ole Miss is going to end up with Freeze if they're lucky; they'll probably wait forever and burn this year's recruiting class, waiting on Smart.  Then they'll hire him and he'll end up being another Derek Dooley.

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 08:30:28 AM »
Jack Del Rio is the guy you'll see ending up as a college HC and I can see a guy like him at A&M.  He's a college coach anyway, even if he was pretending all these years to be an NFL coach. 

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 08:33:20 AM »
Dungy 2 LOLM is tops for idiocy, but I don't think Chris Petersen is going anywhere at this point.

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 08:40:09 AM »
Well, supposedly as I hear it, Peterson has a sick kid and they have a hospital up there in Boise. 

He's locked in there forever. 

I'm sure he likes the fact that he's seen as a big time coach with a huge winning % too by beating Nevada and Wyoming Teacher's College on his way to BCS games as well though. 

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 08:52:05 AM »
Well, supposedly as I hear it, Peterson has a sick kid and they have a hospital up there in Boise. 

He's locked in there forever. 

I'm sure he likes the fact that he's seen as a big time coach with a huge winning % too by beating Nevada and Wyoming Teacher's College on his way to BCS games as well though. 

According to the Google's the best doctor in 'merica to treat his son's condition moved from Boise to...Southern California.
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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 08:56:03 AM »
This a tough one.  We all know how ridiculous Dungy to LOL is, and Tressel won't be getting a major college job anytime soon.  The Aggies also seem to be a bit of a mess right now.  Apparently the AD didn't want to fire Sherman and the President and Board of Regents did it anyway.  Have to assume there's gonna be a change at AD there also.  I do think that Petersen is the most likely of the three to make the move though.

Petersen's son was diagnosed with cancer a few years ago, but I read an article last week that said he's doing much better now.  Who knows what "much better" means in cancer terms though.  The internet rumor has been for years that he has a special needs son, which isn't true.


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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 09:09:36 AM »
A & M has the backing to hire whoever. But they are Aggie. Key fact. Byrne is a dumbass. He fought leaving for the s e c too.

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2011, 09:50:26 AM »
A & M has the backing to hire whoever. But they are Aggie. Key fact. Byrne is a dumbass. He fought leaving for the s e c too.

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2011, 11:55:57 AM »
The sick kid myth has been debunked. His kid was sick and is now cancer free. Rick Reilly took an email and ran with it. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2011, 12:06:28 PM »
aTm could probably get Tressel; the guy's interviewing at Akron for God's sake.


Tressel should get treated worse than Bruce Pearl who lied but they were little white lies.
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Re: Coaching vacancies. Who is more retarshional?
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2011, 12:16:45 PM »
At the least Tressel should be banned for several years. SEC should never let him in.
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